Carl
@cellocgw.bsky.social
Cellist, saxophonist, 3D print hobbyist, very unstable genius🤪, R-evangelist, just this guy, you know?
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sure why not (apologies for nightmarish alt text)
December 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
sure why not (apologies for nightmarish alt text)
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I am impressed by this first one. How about DevoREM ( devour ' em)
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Cream Korn
Cream Korn
December 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I am impressed by this first one. How about DevoREM ( devour ' em)
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All the boys think she's a spy,
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes.
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes.
December 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
All the boys think she's a spy,
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes.
She's got Steve Buscemi eyes.
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Sad news just in - Brigitte Bardot RIP
RIP Brigitte Bardot. Your politics sucked, but I'll always remember you for your "ionic" dance scene in Et Dieu... créa la femme (1956).
Brigitte Bardot's ionic (at the time controversial) dance scene from "And God Created Woman" 1956
YouTube video by modelsfirst
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December 28, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Sad news just in - Brigitte Bardot RIP
"Avatar?" " No thanks, I already have one."
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
"Leave the Avatar, take the cannoli.”
Mine is:
"Leave the Avatar, take the cannoli.”
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
"I love the smell of Avatar in the morning."
Mine is:
"I love the smell of Avatar in the morning."
December 27, 2025 at 12:55 PM
"Avatar?" " No thanks, I already have one."
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Grok was not impressed.
Someone Asked Grok To Grade The Oklahoma Student's Bible-Based Essay—And Cue The MAGA Outrage
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December 26, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Grok was not impressed.
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✨This NASA/ESA/CSA #Webb Space Telescope image shows the Westerlund 1 cluster, a group of massive stars located in our galaxy which are nearly as bright as a million Suns each. 🌌🎄🧪🔭
🔗 esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Images/2024/10/The_exotic_stellar_population_of_Westerlund_1
🔗 esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Images/2024/10/The_exotic_stellar_population_of_Westerlund_1
December 24, 2025 at 11:11 AM
✨This NASA/ESA/CSA #Webb Space Telescope image shows the Westerlund 1 cluster, a group of massive stars located in our galaxy which are nearly as bright as a million Suns each. 🌌🎄🧪🔭
🔗 esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Images/2024/10/The_exotic_stellar_population_of_Westerlund_1
🔗 esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Images/2024/10/The_exotic_stellar_population_of_Westerlund_1
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Since it's a tense time of year 🫠
December 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Since it's a tense time of year 🫠
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Thank you for not including a letter with your Christmas card, recapping your family’s year, because nobody gives a shit.
December 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Thank you for not including a letter with your Christmas card, recapping your family’s year, because nobody gives a shit.
Help: when I get notified someone replied to a post or comment, how do I " backtrack" to the parent post?
December 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Help: when I get notified someone replied to a post or comment, how do I " backtrack" to the parent post?
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This is what Bari Weiss et al think "censorship" actually is; when subordinates criticize their superiors. That has been the bedrock of the entire "cancel culture" discourse in elite media; rage at the idea that students, women, journalists, interns, etc might be able to speak against the boss.
The CBS reporter who led the story calls pulling it a "political" decision.
"The decision was made after Bari Weiss, the new editor in chief of CBS News, requested numerous changes to the segment."
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/b...
"The decision was made after Bari Weiss, the new editor in chief of CBS News, requested numerous changes to the segment."
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/b...
December 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This is what Bari Weiss et al think "censorship" actually is; when subordinates criticize their superiors. That has been the bedrock of the entire "cancel culture" discourse in elite media; rage at the idea that students, women, journalists, interns, etc might be able to speak against the boss.
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How 'bout a lovable quote ABOUT books?
"If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em! Don’t sleep with people who don’t read!"
- John Waters
"If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em! Don’t sleep with people who don’t read!"
- John Waters
December 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
How 'bout a lovable quote ABOUT books?
"If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em! Don’t sleep with people who don’t read!"
- John Waters
"If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em! Don’t sleep with people who don’t read!"
- John Waters
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I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”
December 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I once heard a cutting assessment of someone’s intellect in Argentinian Spanish that went jugas al tetris y giras el cuadradito. It means “you spin the square tile on Tetris.”
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#ITeachMath SO MUCH MATH
Made a site comparing the sizes of living things :)
The great Julius Csotonyi spent 5 months painting over 60 illustrations for the site, no ai used
> neal.fun/size-of-life/
The great Julius Csotonyi spent 5 months painting over 60 illustrations for the site, no ai used
> neal.fun/size-of-life/
December 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
#ITeachMath SO MUCH MATH
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For the love of God
DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts.
Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter .
A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many
sacrifices.
Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.
DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts.
Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter .
A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many
sacrifices.
Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.
December 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
For the love of God
DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts.
Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter .
A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many
sacrifices.
Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.
DO NOT Give pets as Xmas gifts.
Too many of these “gifts” end up at the shelter .
A Dog/Cat is a gift we give ourselves and they come with many
sacrifices.
Time,money, and a certain amount of collateral damage in their puppyhood.
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Yes!
And what I’m saying is this isn’t just the one kid.
All kids have fabulous ideas about mathematical structures. Let’s play with them!
talkingmathwithkids.com/number/math-...
And what I’m saying is this isn’t just the one kid.
All kids have fabulous ideas about mathematical structures. Let’s play with them!
talkingmathwithkids.com/number/math-...
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Yes!
And what I’m saying is this isn’t just the one kid.
All kids have fabulous ideas about mathematical structures. Let’s play with them!
talkingmathwithkids.com/number/math-...
And what I’m saying is this isn’t just the one kid.
All kids have fabulous ideas about mathematical structures. Let’s play with them!
talkingmathwithkids.com/number/math-...
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Conspiracy theory: there’s so many books and stories and movies about how immortality would suck because there are immortal people among us who don’t want us to become immortal. Reasons: not sure yet. Could be not enough immortal juice to go around
December 3, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Conspiracy theory: there’s so many books and stories and movies about how immortality would suck because there are immortal people among us who don’t want us to become immortal. Reasons: not sure yet. Could be not enough immortal juice to go around
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Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
I'm so tired of measles.
I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.
Show what measles looks like.
I'm also tired of people using needle shots on stories like this.
Show what measles looks like.
Gallatin Co. reports 2nd measles case, warns of exposure sites nbcmontana.com/news/local/g...
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Just imagining how much better it would be if ALL news stories about vaccine-preventable illnesses were illustrated with pictures of people with the disease, not pictures of needle injections. If you must show something that people will find scary & unpleasant, make it the disease, not the cure.
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It's been two thousand years.
He's not written.
He's not called.
Maybe it's time to accept that He's just not into you?
He's not written.
He's not called.
Maybe it's time to accept that He's just not into you?
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It's been two thousand years.
He's not written.
He's not called.
Maybe it's time to accept that He's just not into you?
He's not written.
He's not called.
Maybe it's time to accept that He's just not into you?
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ok first of all how dare you
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
ok first of all how dare you
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MARJORIE "THREE BRAIN CELLS" GREENE IS HAVING A BIG SAD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF ALL THE "TOXIC" IN POLITICS. BOO FUCKING HOO. FUCK OFF STRAIGHT INTO THE SEA, MARGE, BECAUSE YOU STARTED IT. NO ONE THOUGHT A POST LIKE MINE WAS POSSIBLE. READ IT, BECAUSE IT'S SEDITION IF YOU DON'T! LINK: bit.ly/4ofLMcC
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
MARJORIE "THREE BRAIN CELLS" GREENE IS HAVING A BIG SAD RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF ALL THE "TOXIC" IN POLITICS. BOO FUCKING HOO. FUCK OFF STRAIGHT INTO THE SEA, MARGE, BECAUSE YOU STARTED IT. NO ONE THOUGHT A POST LIKE MINE WAS POSSIBLE. READ IT, BECAUSE IT'S SEDITION IF YOU DON'T! LINK: bit.ly/4ofLMcC
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Preserving Human Ingenuity for a Future Planet Ruled By Octopuses scholarlykitchen.sspnet.org/2025/11/14/t...
Preserving Human Ingenuity for a Future Planet Ruled By Octopuses - The Scholarly Kitchen
An engineer and musician teaches an octopus to play the piano.
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November 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Preserving Human Ingenuity for a Future Planet Ruled By Octopuses scholarlykitchen.sspnet.org/2025/11/14/t...