Cerberinus 🏴🇺🇦
@cerberinus.bsky.social
He/Him
One of the humans of all time. Father to a feline, and to the nation.
Former streamer, current doing-something-else-watch-this-spacerer.
One of the humans of all time. Father to a feline, and to the nation.
Former streamer, current doing-something-else-watch-this-spacerer.
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A drawing of Goku making love to Spider-Man isn't the opposite of art, this garbage is
December 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
A drawing of Goku making love to Spider-Man isn't the opposite of art, this garbage is
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underrated aspect of Hot Fuzz is that it was the arrival of a single family of travellers that inspired insatiable bloodlust in the entire population of a quaint English village
December 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
underrated aspect of Hot Fuzz is that it was the arrival of a single family of travellers that inspired insatiable bloodlust in the entire population of a quaint English village
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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This could be us but u playin
December 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This could be us but u playin
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Family’s mad at me because I called the Christmas decorations “nanaslop”
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Family’s mad at me because I called the Christmas decorations “nanaslop”
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FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
Gromit lad! Fire up the Shag-o-Matic!
December 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Gromit lad! Fire up the Shag-o-Matic!
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Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.
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I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’M LOSING MY SHIT THIS IS SO FUNNY
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YouTube Wrapped
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
YouTube Wrapped
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
You spent 2,186 minutes watching:
Donald Duck Eating Corn On The Cob (ASMR)
We believe your reason for watching this was:
Not Sexual
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30 years ago today, the Robotic Richard Simmons was released for the first time. “The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular” first aired on Fox on December 3, 1995.
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
30 years ago today, the Robotic Richard Simmons was released for the first time. “The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular” first aired on Fox on December 3, 1995.
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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![Barbie crying [edited]: He thinks I'm megafauna? I don't suppress the growth of woody vegetation or stabilize the abundance of smaller animals.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wpdti66qcvzywaum55sucghw/bafkreid33rymnixdez3rme5jbyhrvmymugiq7bqfnyxmz2pjh6tpoicrnq@jpeg)
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While it may seem redundant to say “pump it up” after encouraging the listener to “pump up the jam,” the author is underscoring the urgency of pumping up said jam; leaving us to ponder the bleakness of living in a world devoid of it.
October 24, 2023 at 2:02 AM
While it may seem redundant to say “pump it up” after encouraging the listener to “pump up the jam,” the author is underscoring the urgency of pumping up said jam; leaving us to ponder the bleakness of living in a world devoid of it.
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Recently I talked to a woman who had been raped about cross examination. She went into a catatonic state for 15 mins, then asked me to hold her hand, and then began to cry. We discussed whether she should refuse to give evidence - even though it would mean he got off.
And now this 👇🏻
And now this 👇🏻
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Recently I talked to a woman who had been raped about cross examination. She went into a catatonic state for 15 mins, then asked me to hold her hand, and then began to cry. We discussed whether she should refuse to give evidence - even though it would mean he got off.
And now this 👇🏻
And now this 👇🏻
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I like the Carry On films but the lore is too confusing, impossible for modern audiences to accept these people could play a major part in the French Revolution AND lose their bras on camping holidays
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I like the Carry On films but the lore is too confusing, impossible for modern audiences to accept these people could play a major part in the French Revolution AND lose their bras on camping holidays
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Newly discovered Zappa album just dropped.
November 6, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Newly discovered Zappa album just dropped.
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I'm happy that Without a Dawn sales have picked up a little bit! At this rate, it should break even sometime next year, and maybe even turn some profit. This is significant for such a niche love project. Thank you all for your incredible support! 💚
#gamedev #indiegames
#gamedev #indiegames
November 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I'm happy that Without a Dawn sales have picked up a little bit! At this rate, it should break even sometime next year, and maybe even turn some profit. This is significant for such a niche love project. Thank you all for your incredible support! 💚
#gamedev #indiegames
#gamedev #indiegames
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
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David: *plays a secret chord*
The Lord:
The Lord:
November 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
David: *plays a secret chord*
The Lord:
The Lord: