Matt
@chadbrokroeger.bsky.social
Former Korn turntablist, WNBA advocate.
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
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Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.
January 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Absolutely unbelievable ad in the community theater playbill.
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my therapist: if all of the teenage mutant ninja turtles were dangling from a cliff and you could only save one..
me: [already in tears]
me: [already in tears]
January 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
my therapist: if all of the teenage mutant ninja turtles were dangling from a cliff and you could only save one..
me: [already in tears]
me: [already in tears]
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Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated
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January 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Conservatives Claim Hitler’s Nazi Allegiance Greatly Exaggerated
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there was an insurrection in roku city
January 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
there was an insurrection in roku city
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The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant
January 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The reason Silicon Valley is so powerful and annoying is because Oakland lost their sports teams. Without raider fans acting as an apex predator the nerds became too abundant
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[voice trembling, speaking into phone] But if you’re Jake from State Farm… what is sitting in my living room
December 24, 2024 at 5:01 AM
[voice trembling, speaking into phone] But if you’re Jake from State Farm… what is sitting in my living room
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imagine getting trucked by a small victorian child
December 22, 2024 at 6:33 PM
imagine getting trucked by a small victorian child
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Nation Shrugs After Hearing Trump Guilty Verdict, Unpauses ‘MILF Manor’
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December 16, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Nation Shrugs After Hearing Trump Guilty Verdict, Unpauses ‘MILF Manor’
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New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It
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December 13, 2024 at 4:15 PM
New Law Requires SNAP Recipients To Balance Food On Nose Until Receiving Command To Eat It
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Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
December 6, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
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[at my funeral]
ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this
me: hi everybody!
ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this
me: hi everybody!
December 3, 2024 at 7:41 PM
[at my funeral]
ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this
me: hi everybody!
ventriloquist: please don't judge me, he paid me a lot of money to do this
me: hi everybody!
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Failed my audition for Slipknot even though I explained to them that my proposed persona, “a perfectly normal clown”, would make their existing clown look even scarier by comparison 😞
December 4, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Failed my audition for Slipknot even though I explained to them that my proposed persona, “a perfectly normal clown”, would make their existing clown look even scarier by comparison 😞
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the plan: get people to stop paying attention to a diss track by filing a lawsuit that says not that many people paid attention to the diss track
November 25, 2024 at 10:09 PM
the plan: get people to stop paying attention to a diss track by filing a lawsuit that says not that many people paid attention to the diss track
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font choices matter
November 25, 2024 at 2:19 AM
font choices matter
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learning that Oprah's real name is Orpah is one of those wedge factoids that will permanently destroy your ability to speak normally about her ever again. it alters your brain chemistry. "Do you mean Orpah?" you'll say, every time. if you're reading this it's already too late
March 7, 2024 at 6:12 PM
learning that Oprah's real name is Orpah is one of those wedge factoids that will permanently destroy your ability to speak normally about her ever again. it alters your brain chemistry. "Do you mean Orpah?" you'll say, every time. if you're reading this it's already too late
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every boxing movie is basically about this transformation
November 21, 2024 at 3:30 AM
every boxing movie is basically about this transformation
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maybe the guy who names all the rappers is just tall
November 19, 2024 at 2:19 AM
maybe the guy who names all the rappers is just tall
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2025 white house cabinet meeting
November 19, 2024 at 11:35 PM
2025 white house cabinet meeting
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we got women 2 before GTA 6
November 16, 2024 at 8:13 PM
we got women 2 before GTA 6