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Charles
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Former and aspiring software engineer, homeless again. AuDHD, AvPD, TLAs, LOL. Leftist progressive radicalized by PHP, not kidding.
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If you haven't had the chance to see a good Chick Tract break down in a while, here's a good one.

Big shout out to the zero people to follow me from FSTDT and company.
Just a reminder that we had a couple of non-Americans dissect and review Chick's Thanksgiving tract "The Missing Day" a couple of years back.

If you're looking for a hit of historical revisionism to put you in the holiday spirit, do check it out.
Tract Dissection - "The Missing Day" (#188) - Boolean Union
A page containing the dissection for The Missing Day published by Chick Publications.
boolean-union.com
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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"Never trust woo woos" has been my guiding principle in life and has literally never once let me down lol
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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It may be hard to believe, but Twitter was once a useful public space instead of a weird monetization scheme for racist ragebait chatbots.
the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Elon Musk donated $277 million to Trump so he could steal the federal government’s data, dismantle the nation’s infrastructure, and stop foreign aid from going to nonwhite people. It’s a quid pro quo breathtaking in scope, corruption, and damage, & completely unprecedented in American history.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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evergreen
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Love it when special limited edition flavours eclipse the original.
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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girls will be like "GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!!" and then take you here
March 14, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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The idea of being born after 9/11 jolts me to my core. You didn't know. You didn't know the world before it was remade. Everything is thrown into the forge and recast. You see the fire for one day. But you see the world being remade years after.
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I've always dreamed of becoming a skeleton that serves environmental storytelling purposes one day
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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🔁
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Ryan Lizza is playing the role of Haters’ Santa for me right now which makes sense because Santa is definitely Olivia Nuzzi’s type (several hundred years old, still owns slaves)
Feels like Christmas has really come early for the haters this year but I think they can still give us even more
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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"pay me money to read this horrible thing" no no my friend. that's the inverse of how it works
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Six different viziers are currently wrestling over the phone that’s logged into Truth Social
November 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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THIS is the ideal car. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
November 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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But it's called [doing the hands] Central Planning. Ok? It's really a beautiful term. You have to have a plan or else it's chaos. These companies are making billions of dollars and you've never seen anything like it. But we'll be releasing a beautiful five-year plan and you'll be very happy
May 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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let 👏 zohran 👏pilot 👏 the 👏 senile 👏 president
November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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my jaw is on the floor and yet im completely unsurprised. trump’s only political conviction is that he loves a handsome winner
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.

Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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We need an Onion article that's like the mass shooting one but for helping people by giving them money
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Not with that attitude they aren't.
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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This morning my son looked right at me and asked “papa why is there so much evil in the world” and it breaks my heart to have to tell him things like “NEVER LOOK AT ME IN THE EYE AGAIN!!!!”
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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the secret to overcoming impostor syndrome is not to form your own self worth but to figure out everyone else is more worthless
helps my impostor syndrome knowing that a lot of partners out there are even bigger fuckups than me
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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1. lol

2. today's White House meeting with Mamdani is currently scheduled as "closed press," which means it might not be much of a showdown
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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This quote below is from Tom Murton, who was hired in the 1960s to reform Arkansas' worst prison. The governor fired him less than a year later after he started excavating unmarked graves of murdered inmates and inviting national media to write about it. Ended up running a duck farm.
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM