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Chili_Pope80
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O G Pope of Chili Town
https://youtu.be/-ItpEHsQW3s pet lover, wrestling fan, LGTBQ+ Ally; Liberal
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getting rhythmically beaten to death with broomsticks and trash can lids by the entire cast of Stomp
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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DEPLOY THE BOY
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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The earth without art is just "eh"
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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I love Thanksgiving. It’s the one day I can eat like I’m on death row, surrounded by the people who put me there
November 27, 2024 at 12:20 PM
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calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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I've done the math and it works. You can't spend 40-50 years making Nazis (rightly) the bad guys, and them expect the public to love them. If you want to be a nazi, be a nazi. If you want to be liked, take a shot at literally anything else. You'll have better luck.
October 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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October 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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My dad was killed by taking care of business and working overtime you son of a bitch
June 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Don’t get me wrong I love being alive, but sometimes it’s a bit much.
April 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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PLANE: [goes down]

DJ KHALED: oh gross
February 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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HR: Linda said you “booped” her nose?

Me: I was trying to mute her.
February 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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ME: Welcome home from college, son. First, a test. Everyone who has a living pet dog named Fluffers raise your hand
SON: *starts to raise hand*
ME: not so fast
February 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
When companies invest in DEI, they invest in people. Now's the time for Target to stand firm in its values, not retreat. Will you add your name to call on Target's leadership to reinstate its DEI programs? sign.moveon.org/petitions/ta...
Reinstate Target's DEI Programs NOW!
When companies invest in DEI, they invest in people. Now's the time for Target to stand firm in its values, not retreat. Will you add your name to call on Target's leadership to reinstate its DEI prog...
sign.moveon.org
February 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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ROZ: “Niles, I’m not wasting one of my only spells! You’re fine.”

NILES: “If you don’t help me out, I’m going to tell that man you’re seeing that you weren’t at yoga class tonight; you were playing Dungeons & Dragons.”

ROZ: “You wouldn’t dare!”

NILES: “I’ll show him your character’s backstory!”
November 19, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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FRASIER: “Niles, get ahold of yourself, man! Your competitiveness is out of control; try to remember we are playing a game for-“

[NILES STANDS AND LOOSENS HIS TIE]

NILES: “- for fun! I know that! I am having fun. In fact, I’m having more fun than any of you, so there, I win! Ha!”
November 28, 2024 at 10:30 PM
New edition to my car
December 14, 2024 at 11:24 PM
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a radio call-in show where people argue with a male bovine & the sign-off line is “well, that’s debate a bull” it took me 3 hours to write this crap you’re welcome
December 6, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Why do app companies make the default setting for backgrounds white? If you use a white background or theme that’s a 🚩
December 10, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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He does this every Friday.
November 29, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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WIFE: we need to address the elephant in the room

ME: *licking stamps* hang on i’m still adding postage
November 19, 2024 at 4:32 PM
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Sorry I’ve been weird recently, and also in the past, and will also be in the future
November 14, 2024 at 12:59 AM
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The Mobius Turducken (turkey stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside the first turkey again) is too small to see but weighs as much as 8 suns
November 16, 2024 at 12:56 PM
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toyotathon just isn’t gonna be the same this year is it
November 10, 2024 at 11:35 PM