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Chris Meloche-Blackstone
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I once saw a man say goodbye to a shoe.

He/Him.
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You’re telling me that this isn’t Jiminy Glick
Nic Cage as John Madden can’t hurt you—kidding, stare into his eyes and he will drink in your soul!
December 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Stan Van Gundy holiday swag
December 27, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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First time I'm realizing the Grinch isn't wearing pants. He's just freeballin in Whoville, carving turkeys and shit
December 24, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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we're not bullying these people enough
It's a whole genre it's beautiful
December 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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“and if you are invited to do an ‘iconic Jewish dance’ and you don’t see two people sitting in chairs held aloft by a crowd, do NOT do the dance”
December 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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On closer inspection, these are loafers
Marco Rubio just straight up looks like a sad divorced man at a Motel 6.
December 17, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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The Starbucks CEO made $96 million for 4 months of work.

Employees can’t get a living wage.

The longest strike in Starbucks history began on Red Cup day.

police just arrested a dozen striking employees for protesting outside a distribution centre.

Boycott Starbucks. Don’t cross the picket line.
Barista workers arrested at Starbucks roasting plant in York County
The arrests are part of the longest strike in Starbucks history, which began on Red Cup Day in mid-November and has spread to over 180 stores nationwide.
www.pennlive.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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show me a worse blunt rotation, it’s impossible
"hey, a serious question, this picture is off the record too, right?
December 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Legendary
December 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Joan Jett throwing gas??!!?!!
December 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Lane Kiffin has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time
December 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Sold Santa a Hyundai
December 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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LeBron James' streak of 1,297 games with 10+ points is over.

He was held to under 10 points for the first time since Jan. 5, 2007.

fun fact via @woodleysean.bsky.social, only 24 players have played at least 1,297 games in NBA history.
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
We’re so back.
up by 13 at the half and the fans are acting like the team is down by 26, never change
November 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Wicked: For Good looks to answer the question, “Can there be a second steampunk musical movie that makes me imagine Russell Wilson lip-syncing into a hairbrush every time a character sings the word ‘unlimited’?” And the answer is yes.
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Being an adult is basically exactly like Ratatouille except you're both the clueless human AND the rat who's trying so so hard to make him do things and also it's way less funny and you don't live in Paris
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Mac Jones in the locker room right now
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Pete Carroll is gonna get in a room with Donald Trump and within an hour the White House is gonna demand that the 3-14 Raiders make the playoffs
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM