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When I wanna read a comic strip and my selection is limited
DENMARK PRIME MINISTER: I HOPE THAT WE CAN AVOID MEASURES SUCH AS THE BAZOOKA
January 20, 2026 at 6:46 PM
When I wanna read a comic strip and my selection is limited
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every day on this website
January 10, 2026 at 7:24 PM
every day on this website
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When I was 23, I saw a bunch of really cute velvet furniture on the side of the road, totally nice. Took it in and a year later a friend’s new gf came to my house and it turns out I’d stolen her entire living room while she was moving.
January 6, 2026 at 11:22 PM
When I was 23, I saw a bunch of really cute velvet furniture on the side of the road, totally nice. Took it in and a year later a friend’s new gf came to my house and it turns out I’d stolen her entire living room while she was moving.
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the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers
December 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
the only "2fa" i wanna deal with is 2 fuckin' 'amburgers
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the fuck kinda name is fuller anyway
December 21, 2024 at 5:54 PM
the fuck kinda name is fuller anyway
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just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
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All-timer wikipedia article
September 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
All-timer wikipedia article
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Me: i’m Autistic
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
July 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Me: i’m Autistic
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
Them: Oh you take things literally
Me: No that’s kleptomania
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when a pig steals something it says “yoink”
September 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
when a pig steals something it says “yoink”
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His son looks like if a man and a woman had a baby
August 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
His son looks like if a man and a woman had a baby
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imagine committing a felony B and E just to steal 3 bowls of porridge and take a nap
August 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
imagine committing a felony B and E just to steal 3 bowls of porridge and take a nap
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This is a pretty good bit
August 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This is a pretty good bit
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this is actually how my cursed Online brain read the post
August 21, 2023 at 2:50 AM
this is actually how my cursed Online brain read the post
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Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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as promised, my very first video contribution that Bluesky has video is the legendary Dee Dee Mega Doo Doo
September 11, 2024 at 8:16 PM
as promised, my very first video contribution that Bluesky has video is the legendary Dee Dee Mega Doo Doo
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AI in the wild? This tray tissue I was given at a restaurant is full of errors and hallucinations…!
June 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
AI in the wild? This tray tissue I was given at a restaurant is full of errors and hallucinations…!
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israel! ISRAEL! JESUS CHRIST, IRAN!
June 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
israel! ISRAEL! JESUS CHRIST, IRAN!