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I guess I'm here now
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Jarvis make her fatter
December 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Yorgos fuckin loves spaghetti
December 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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huge wheel shaped thing covered in wings and eyeballs: be not afraid!!
me: really gonna need you to sell me on that
December 20, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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james cameron makes seventeen billion dollars a movie because he has median american voter politics like no one else on earth and commits to them fully despite them being the most incoherent ideas on earth
December 20, 2025 at 10:17 AM
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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are there actually any billionaires who fuck off to live on the aegean sea where they drink fine wine with beautiful women on a yacht all day or do literally all of them spend all day broiling their brains in groupchats with each other
December 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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i'm seeing avatar 3 in theaters opening week and no one can stop me
whats your most cousin coded trait
December 17, 2025 at 5:53 PM
December 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Just had to draw them with this meme lol
(pls don’t take the ‘grandpa’ thing seriously, he’s a fine 51-year-old man)
#ResidentEvil #LeonKennedy #GraceAshcroft
December 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
ALAN WOKE 2
December 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Deleting some images and rediscovered this gem.
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Great my instacart guy grabbed me a golden apple with "to the fairest" inscribed on it even tho I clearly said not to get me any golden apples that could start a huge land war
November 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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a surprisingly cogent case that the trump administration is significantly tied to the sinaloa cartel and especially their cryptocurrency fueled money laundering operation
I got to thinking: "What if it's not about the contradiction between the Hernandez pardon and the air strikes, but about the consistency between them?"

As President of Honduras, he used the power of the government to go after certain cartels—primarily the rivals of the Sinaloa Cartel, with whom he
November 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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[Eyeing the Minecraft hoodie another 40 year old dad at this parent teacher meeting is wearing] hey man, you read penny arcade?
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Bob's Burgers:

Season 1: Bob has to make the restaurant a success

Season 4: The children are almost squished to death

Season 10: Gene learns about generational trauma or something who cares
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
This fucking bitch again
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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The reason I can't respect economics is every time an economist talks about something I DO understand, they're fucking wrong.

Man, you were ALIVE for those years.
Enlightened centrist
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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July 17, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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using an old sausage casing as a condom #MAHA
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Mr. Donald and also Mamdani I will pledge my undying loyalty as a Pennsylvanian to NYC if I can help edit content for Mamdani
please donate we are running out of foliage to throw at our Mayor-Elect (link in next post)
The leaves are changing and so is City Hall.
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM