D'Lo Red
@dlored.bsky.social
30-50 feral hogs in a trenchcoat
He/Him Sé/É
He/Him Sé/É
One day, one blissful day, people will read the website before they email me.
January 2, 2026 at 8:30 AM
One day, one blissful day, people will read the website before they email me.
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A great thread by my friend, the peerless @ruthdeyermond.bsky.social - a must #follow on foreign affairs.
As (intimidatingly) brilliant as always.
As (intimidatingly) brilliant as always.
It's New Year, so time to look back and forward. These are 10 things I think we need to recognise in 2026. It’s a response to what I think are profoundly damaging mistaken assumptions I’ve heard and read from practitioners, journalists, and analysts in 2025. Warning: very long🧵
January 1, 2026 at 11:09 PM
A great thread by my friend, the peerless @ruthdeyermond.bsky.social - a must #follow on foreign affairs.
As (intimidatingly) brilliant as always.
As (intimidatingly) brilliant as always.
Badenoch just really fucking hates being normal, doesn't she?
Farage, Polanski and Corbyn's choices are all good, Davey's is a typical boring dad choice, and Badenoch's response is characteristically unhinged
January 1, 2026 at 10:57 AM
Badenoch just really fucking hates being normal, doesn't she?
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What I genuinely love about Badenoch is that she never fails to find new ways to screw up the soft ball stuff.
Farage, Polanski and Corbyn's choices are all good, Davey's is a typical boring dad choice, and Badenoch's response is characteristically unhinged
December 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
What I genuinely love about Badenoch is that she never fails to find new ways to screw up the soft ball stuff.
I'm going to have to make my own mottar paneer because there isn't a single curry house here... But all the peas I've found here are shit.
And don't even get me started on how I'm going to manage to make naan for myself.
And don't even get me started on how I'm going to manage to make naan for myself.
December 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I'm going to have to make my own mottar paneer because there isn't a single curry house here... But all the peas I've found here are shit.
And don't even get me started on how I'm going to manage to make naan for myself.
And don't even get me started on how I'm going to manage to make naan for myself.
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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One week they're crying about people getting visits from the police because of tweets, the next week they're calling for inquiries into tweets.
December 30, 2025 at 8:44 AM
One week they're crying about people getting visits from the police because of tweets, the next week they're calling for inquiries into tweets.
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Begum was one of the worst legal decisions ever made.
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Begum was one of the worst legal decisions ever made.
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Maybe we do need white history month
Idiot. A Frenchman has no history in common with a German. Imagining they could create a country together is pure fantasy from a deracinated upper class.
December 28, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Maybe we do need white history month
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Not enough of you have been shamed by a Let Me Google That For You link and it shows.
December 29, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Not enough of you have been shamed by a Let Me Google That For You link and it shows.
How much electricity is wasted by n00bs asking the same five questions on any given game's subreddit compared to five good guides on gamefaqs.com supporting enough nerds at once to successfully take Moscow in a land war?
December 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
How much electricity is wasted by n00bs asking the same five questions on any given game's subreddit compared to five good guides on gamefaqs.com supporting enough nerds at once to successfully take Moscow in a land war?
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Everyone always wants to know “Who is the American gestapo?” but no one ever stops to ask “How is the American gestapo?”
Just thinking... we give so much attention (as we should!) to the victims of state violence, ie, people sent to CECOT.
But, we give little consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the physical violence.
Yes, they "chose" those jobs. But...
But, we give little consideration to the psychic violence suffered by those tasked with carrying out the physical violence.
Yes, they "chose" those jobs. But...
December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Everyone always wants to know “Who is the American gestapo?” but no one ever stops to ask “How is the American gestapo?”
Folks, could you, like, stop (?) posting about things, events and/or people I don't know? kthnkbai
December 28, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Folks, could you, like, stop (?) posting about things, events and/or people I don't know? kthnkbai
Make a Bond movie casual
Monopussy
Monopussy
Make a Bond movie casual
Lawnraker
Lawnraker
Make a Bond movie casual
Live and Let Sigh
Live and Let Sigh
December 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Make a Bond movie casual
Monopussy
Monopussy
But I'm gonna START
Nobody is calling Rory Stewart "Gollum.dragged through Moss Bros" because they don't entirely agree with his opinions
December 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
But I'm gonna START
I'm still really angry at TfL for not honouring the Goblin Line
December 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I'm still really angry at TfL for not honouring the Goblin Line
If you want him
Come and FUCKING claim him!
Come and FUCKING claim him!
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
If you want him
Come and FUCKING claim him!
Come and FUCKING claim him!
Make a Bond movie casual
From Russia with very fond feelings
From Russia with very fond feelings
Make a Bond movie casual
Lawnraker
Lawnraker
Make a Bond movie casual
Live and Let Sigh
Live and Let Sigh
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Make a Bond movie casual
From Russia with very fond feelings
From Russia with very fond feelings
Well the final scenes of heated rivalry were a bit of an anticlimax of an otherwise brilliant episode... And season
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Well the final scenes of heated rivalry were a bit of an anticlimax of an otherwise brilliant episode... And season
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Sir Terry Pratchett is best understood as one of the most interesting, deeply ethical practical (I would say Pragmatist but I cede to actual experts) philosophers of the late 20th Century who just happened to work in deconstructed fantasy literature as his medium.
Discworld QOTD, from Hogfather
December 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Sir Terry Pratchett is best understood as one of the most interesting, deeply ethical practical (I would say Pragmatist but I cede to actual experts) philosophers of the late 20th Century who just happened to work in deconstructed fantasy literature as his medium.
But... Jesus is a bottom?
Sing every Christmas song like you want Jesus to fuck you
December 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
But... Jesus is a bottom?
Ok so hear me out but... Maybe more pro boxers should sell out and punch Jake Paul in the face because £32m for the exchequer pays for a lot of nurses!
He isn't "losing" this money. This is called "paying tax like a responsible citizen and not hiding your money offshore" and we need to start recognising and applauding it.
December 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Ok so hear me out but... Maybe more pro boxers should sell out and punch Jake Paul in the face because £32m for the exchequer pays for a lot of nurses!