Dr. Sweetie (she/her)
@drsweetie.bsky.social
Celtics fan. MSTie. Prince devotee. Mustard hater (the condiment, not the DJ/producer). Black lives matter. Protect trans youth. Support your local libraries and public schools.
Well the joke's on someone because my local broadcast channels are showing NBA games but there's no football anywhere in sight.
Also Barkley has lost a noticeable amount of weight and it's weird.
Also Barkley has lost a noticeable amount of weight and it's weird.
Charles Barkley blasts ‘greedy’ NFL commissioner Roger Goodell for putting Christmas games against NBA
Charles Barkley blasts ‘greedy’ NFL commissioner Roger Goodell for putting Christmas games against NBA
Charles Barkley is irate over the NFL trying to steal Christmas from the NBA.
nypost.com
December 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Well the joke's on someone because my local broadcast channels are showing NBA games but there's no football anywhere in sight.
Also Barkley has lost a noticeable amount of weight and it's weird.
Also Barkley has lost a noticeable amount of weight and it's weird.
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Call me old fashioned but I expect my mounds of rebound to be round
December 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Call me old fashioned but I expect my mounds of rebound to be round
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When the history of this cruel era is written, the shame should be no less than the shame we now feel about the roundups and detention of Japanese Americans in World War II. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/the-brazen-cruelty-of-the-trump-regime
December 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
When the history of this cruel era is written, the shame should be no less than the shame we now feel about the roundups and detention of Japanese Americans in World War II. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/the-brazen-cruelty-of-the-trump-regime
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Reminder: all those socks you get tomorrow that you didn’t want or need? Donate them to your local shelter, socks are one of the most requested items.
December 25, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Reminder: all those socks you get tomorrow that you didn’t want or need? Donate them to your local shelter, socks are one of the most requested items.
Keep circulating the tapes, like in the old MST3K days
I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
WATCH: Segment CBS News Pulled From "60 Minutes"
YouTube video by Phil Lewis
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Keep circulating the tapes, like in the old MST3K days
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State Department Designates WNBA As Terrorist Organization https://theonion.com/state-department-designates-wnba-as-terrorist-organization/
December 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
State Department Designates WNBA As Terrorist Organization https://theonion.com/state-department-designates-wnba-as-terrorist-organization/
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Counterpoint: racists should be punched in the face in the moment at every available opportunity by anyone who hears it
Even if he reported the fan and even if the fan said some really bad stuff, you still need to keep your cool. This is inexcusable.
December 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Counterpoint: racists should be punched in the face in the moment at every available opportunity by anyone who hears it
<literary pedantism>
In my house it's more like a re-enactment of Jean-Paul Sartre's "No Exit", but this still tracks
</literary pedantism>
In my house it's more like a re-enactment of Jean-Paul Sartre's "No Exit", but this still tracks
</literary pedantism>
"Edward Albee’s 1962 classic play has been adapted numerous times throughout the decades but never like the immersive performance put on by Debbie and Hank Crowder this holiday season."
A Review of My Parents’ Holiday Performance of Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Edward Albee’s 1962 classic play has been adapted numerous times throughout the decades but never like the immersive performance put on by Debbie a...
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December 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
<literary pedantism>
In my house it's more like a re-enactment of Jean-Paul Sartre's "No Exit", but this still tracks
</literary pedantism>
In my house it's more like a re-enactment of Jean-Paul Sartre's "No Exit", but this still tracks
</literary pedantism>
Oh crap not Micah Parsons
December 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Oh crap not Micah Parsons
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♫ He shouldn’t have run
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM
♫ He shouldn’t have run
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
♫ He shouldn’t have tried
♫ They found coke in the sleigh
♫ And an old forty-five
♫ Santa Claus is going downtown
Because we all have one horrible kid in our lives: www.evilwitches.com/p/spiteful-g...
Spiteful gifts for kids whose parents you want to troll
farts for farts
www.evilwitches.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Because we all have one horrible kid in our lives: www.evilwitches.com/p/spiteful-g...
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“I WILL be next if I allow this to happen to other people. That’s what brings me out here, man.”
(From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social )
(From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social )
December 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
“I WILL be next if I allow this to happen to other people. That’s what brings me out here, man.”
(From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social )
(From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social )
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GRADE B:
The earth makes a sound as of sighs. To find a form that accommodates the mess, that is the task of the artist now.
The earth makes a sound as of sighs. To find a form that accommodates the mess, that is the task of the artist now.
My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes
A There is a little of everything, apparently, in nature, and freaks are common. Yes, there were times when I forgot not only who I was but that I ...
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December 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
GRADE B:
The earth makes a sound as of sighs. To find a form that accommodates the mess, that is the task of the artist now.
The earth makes a sound as of sighs. To find a form that accommodates the mess, that is the task of the artist now.
Almost makes me wish I lived in Texas
🚨 #GVerse #BreakingNews Jasmine Crockett has just announced that she is running for U.S. Senate in Texas.
Her announcement video showing #Shit4Brains calling her "low IQ" and her rolling her eyes is EPIC.
She knows exactly how to get under #ShitFace’s skin.
#Like & #Repost #Support
Her announcement video showing #Shit4Brains calling her "low IQ" and her rolling her eyes is EPIC.
She knows exactly how to get under #ShitFace’s skin.
#Like & #Repost #Support
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Almost makes me wish I lived in Texas
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!
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Whatever is happening with that macaroni* is a punishable offense
*or, perhaps more accurately, whatever is NOT happening with that macaroni
*or, perhaps more accurately, whatever is NOT happening with that macaroni
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Whatever is happening with that macaroni* is a punishable offense
*or, perhaps more accurately, whatever is NOT happening with that macaroni
*or, perhaps more accurately, whatever is NOT happening with that macaroni
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
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Celebrating Black Friday by taking 50% off caring about anything.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Celebrating Black Friday by taking 50% off caring about anything.
November me is angry at August me for assigning a term paper.
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
November me is angry at August me for assigning a term paper.
That bitch
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
That bitch
Pretty audacious of CVS to text me a prescription pickup reminder while I'm at the store listening to the pharmacy technician explain that the system is down and they can't do anything
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Pretty audacious of CVS to text me a prescription pickup reminder while I'm at the store listening to the pharmacy technician explain that the system is down and they can't do anything
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Five years ago, we all applauded nurses, public health, and health care workers every evening for saving lives.
Today, the federal government does not consider these workers professional.
This says everything about the state of US health care.
Today, the federal government does not consider these workers professional.
This says everything about the state of US health care.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Five years ago, we all applauded nurses, public health, and health care workers every evening for saving lives.
Today, the federal government does not consider these workers professional.
This says everything about the state of US health care.
Today, the federal government does not consider these workers professional.
This says everything about the state of US health care.
Fuck yes
Sen. Mark Kelly has released a statement.
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Fuck yes
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you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.