eD! Thomas
@edequalsaweso.me
Excels equally in awesomeness and modesty, and always striving to be the best silly goose he can be. Constantly forgets people-names, but will remember your pet’s names, because he has *priorities*.
He/him, et3.me
He/him, et3.me
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“Ironic!”, they said. “Kicky!”, they said. “Super fun!”, they said. But Carole thought “No, something sinister is afoot”, as she began to realize her stylists did not have her best interests at heart.
December 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“Ironic!”, they said. “Kicky!”, they said. “Super fun!”, they said. But Carole thought “No, something sinister is afoot”, as she began to realize her stylists did not have her best interests at heart.
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ska... good! good!! mmhemhm
December 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
ska... good! good!! mmhemhm
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This is Copper. He's trying to make you a fancy Italian meal. Just needs help tracking down some sauce and meatballs, then dinner will be served. 13/10 (TT: spy_v13)
December 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This is Copper. He's trying to make you a fancy Italian meal. Just needs help tracking down some sauce and meatballs, then dinner will be served. 13/10 (TT: spy_v13)
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As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
Forever.
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.
Forever.
Forever.
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when the server delivers breadsticks to the table
December 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
when the server delivers breadsticks to the table
Wake Up Dead Man is really good and you should allow it into your brain ASAP
December 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Wake Up Dead Man is really good and you should allow it into your brain ASAP
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RP for good luck
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
RP for good luck
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bluesky is a ska site. call it blueska
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
bluesky is a ska site. call it blueska
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I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
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December 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I dunno man the concept of actually owning something you pay for must be like a drug if you're under 30
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i do not think therefore i do not am
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i do not think therefore i do not am
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
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no offense but my silly little books about pop punk have sold more copies than olivia nuzzi’s book and i sexted RFK a lot less than she did
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM
no offense but my silly little books about pop punk have sold more copies than olivia nuzzi’s book and i sexted RFK a lot less than she did
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Okay @netflix.com now RELEASE BATGIRL.
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Okay @netflix.com now RELEASE BATGIRL.
I need this book in my brain immediately, if not sooner.
The Dog Knight is a middle grades fantasy graphic novel. It's been targeted by conservatives for banning because the lead, Frankie is non-binary.
But the secret is, this is a fantasy book about being chosen by magical dogs to save the world. It's about finding where you belong in the world.
But the secret is, this is a fantasy book about being chosen by magical dogs to save the world. It's about finding where you belong in the world.
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I need this book in my brain immediately, if not sooner.
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*Holding up my fist* say hello to Agatha Christie *and then my other fist* and this here is her collection of genre defining mystery novels
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
*Holding up my fist* say hello to Agatha Christie *and then my other fist* and this here is her collection of genre defining mystery novels
Nothing makes me wanna reach out to the people I dated in my 20’s to apologize for being just so annoyingly needy more than the 427 texts, voicemails, and emails I get to confirm an appointment with my doctor
November 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Nothing makes me wanna reach out to the people I dated in my 20’s to apologize for being just so annoyingly needy more than the 427 texts, voicemails, and emails I get to confirm an appointment with my doctor
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
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It’s just bread (complimentary)
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It’s just bread (complimentary)
Time for my favorite moment of the parade, asking “who is this singing child that everyone is seemingly excited for” and crumbling immediately to dust because I am 900 years old
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Time for my favorite moment of the parade, asking “who is this singing child that everyone is seemingly excited for” and crumbling immediately to dust because I am 900 years old
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
timeline cleaning
I can’t wait for the people down the street to get my copy when my mail person inevitably misreads my address, they’ll be delighted! 🥳
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November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I can’t wait for the people down the street to get my copy when my mail person inevitably misreads my address, they’ll be delighted! 🥳
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zoom in to see how happy tbh
When you are smiling because you know you found just the right stick for the nest and your partner will be SO happy!
#LakeCasitas #BaldEagles #Birds #Nature #Photography
#LakeCasitas #BaldEagles #Birds #Nature #Photography
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
zoom in to see how happy tbh
Burgundy Tornado, which is kinda rad tbqh
Your GI JOE name is the color of your shirt followed by your first pet's name.
GO.
GO.
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Burgundy Tornado, which is kinda rad tbqh