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epluribusnada.bsky.social
Cocaine Mitch's China found family
@epluribusnada.bsky.social
He/him/his
Southeast Michigan
Into plants and TTRPGs and art history and queer stuff

Plant photos: #EPNplants
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Time to watch my fave Christmas movie
December 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
He’s got mandatory hardware backdoors
He’s completely without oversight
He’s a major donor to both parties
He’s been to the island with Jeffrey Epstein conservatively a dozen times
Congress refuses to act
December 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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The target audience for AI is people from 1990s infomercials who literally can’t do anything, people who open a cabinet and 50 Tupperware containers come tumbling out at them before they slip on a banana peel and can’t get up again.
this is demonic. sorry to say but if you do this you should be shipped to a desert island away from the rest of us who still have human souls
December 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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They liked Trump and wanted him to win the election. Now they want to help him rule us like a king
I dunno, I think something about our news media isn’t working quite right
December 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Horror YouTuber devoting bandwidth to “unsettling footage” of a guy who wears PVC catsuits and jumps into bogs.

That’s not “deep web horror” you jackass, he’s just horny and on YouTube. I swear to Christ five minutes browsing Recon would kill these people.
December 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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If we only get one, I think it needs to be used to establish early on how Gandalf feels about a certain character.

"That was good"
"Let's get another"
<pained noises>
"Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrine *fucking* Took."
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?

"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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I've never lived so close to a What Are We Even Doing Here real estate listing, and I am here, gifting you this experience, make sure to open the pictures

www.redfin.com/MI/Ann-Arbor...
414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 - 3 beds/3.5 baths
(SW Michigan MLS) For Sale: 3 beds, 3.5 baths ∙ 5000 sq. ft. ∙ 414 S Main St #10, Ann Arbor, MI 48104 ∙ $7,000,000 ∙ MLS# 25062388 ∙ This Downtown Ann Arbor penthouse stands among the finest residence...
www.redfin.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Moved to a different department today at work, and I miss the sweet elderly customers I'd ring up in the department I'm usually posted in
December 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
This is the worst LinkedIn DM anyone has ever sent me

This is hate speech
December 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake
Tuesdaye grey and Wednesdaye eke
Thursdaye Ich care nat for thee
Yet Fridaye Ich do love

Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye
Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye
No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye
Yet Fridaye Ich do love
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Yes, it all looks like dried leaves, but tea has been subjected to more wildly varied processes to produce a dried form than almost any other single plant product, and I say "almost any" but I strongly doubt there is any other plant that has as many processes to take it from leaf to dried leaf.
December 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Walnut Grove Mutual Housing (1942)
South Bend, IN

Modern co-op housing development built for defense industry workers during World War II. The original residents worked making engines and rubber fuel cells for military aircraft.
June 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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too many people want to have kids but don't want to parent
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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I prefer the tried-and-true formula of Bjorkly-Weird Female Vocalist and Two Guys Who Are Only Allowed to Push Buttons
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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"AI makes many things easier for many people and improves their quality of life. This is bad for society overall." sounds like an insane crank take but is I think true. Costly signals are good and useful.
I think this is an underrated source of the extent to which Bluesky is in a false consensus about public AI hatred. If you are a power user on a microblogging site you are basically by definition not going to see the "take the effort out of reading and writing" machine as being useful
I think more than anything else AI feels like a miracle to people with questionable literacy because it can read and write for you, and a lot of us who are highly literate underestimate how many of our society's leaders, esp in business, struggle with literacy.
November 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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"we predict the coming year will have a vibe of grayish despair."
November 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Survived my first Black Friday as a retail employee, so that's something
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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it's more of a materialist vision: you work m-f in the ufc sports gambling factory. drive your monster truck back to the exurbs where your trad wife and kids that you hate are waiting & tell them shut up about the pokemon. sunday you go to a weird church where they say the pope is woke
i mean what are these "western values" these guys are so hopped up about? they are directly antagonistic to western europe. they don't believe in civil liberties. they reject democracy. and don't get me started on christianity, they hate their white neighbors almost as much as the brown ones
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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It's cute, reading all these anguished cries: "when this is all over, these guys need to go to jail!" I remember saying that during Bush I crimes, and during Bush II crimes, and during Trump I crimes.

Guess how many of those guys went to jail.
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving, America
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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escapism through channeling a medieval manuscript illustrator
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM