gonebeface
facebegone.bsky.social
gonebeface
@facebegone.bsky.social
Part human part oven-glove
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not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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always be there
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Kind of want to put this bit on a billboard somewhere (or, idk, replace every web ad everywhere with this text) bsky.app/profile/edzi...
September 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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And here's my assistant, Little Parker Booowles!
November 17, 2024 at 10:04 AM
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Excellent primer on the background of the Charlie Kirk killer.
The Groyper Wars
September 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Beef Wellington is just a sausage roll for cunts.
August 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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My earliest memory is me accidentally electrocuting myself.

It happened 10 minutes ago.
August 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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You’re never alone when you have eye worms
April 13, 2024 at 6:46 AM
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Don’t let other people’s enjoyment of things you don’t like ruin your day. You’re better than that.
August 15, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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This alt is a work of genius
July 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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*runs back into the room sweating and struggling for breath*

Nobody Does it LETTER

😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
July 18, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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I’m no expert but I would’ve got a person to do it.
July 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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There's a very easy solution to all of this.
July 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Noel Edmonds and Tom Cruise have the same weird energy...
June 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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can't believe we're heading into WWIII right as my knees are getting past their prime "crawling under a desk for safety" years
June 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Proud to announce that my town is the first to appoint an anti-mayor. Their role is primarily symbolic, attending the many closing down ceremonies, tying ribbons across the doors of failed businesses, ushering the final occupants out of social services premises, shutting the library down, etc.
June 9, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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Manosphere: women biologically need a man tall enough to scan the horizon for predators and pecs that can withstand a hurricane that's science.
Every unattached woman I know: find me a man who smells nice asks questions and has 1 hobby or I will start shooting hostages.
June 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Pop stars doing their bit.
May 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Doing 100 things badly.
May 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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the way democracy works now is that we keep voting for people to whack us in the nuts with bigger and bigger hammers. occasionally we vote for someone who says they’ll use smaller hammers, but guess what? bigger hammers
May 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz345bs
May 7, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.
April 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Tory MP IT Support
Tory MP IT Support
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
youtu.be
April 26, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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if busta rhymes was british he’d be called borcester rhymes
November 15, 2024 at 5:18 PM