Fraeyalise
fraeyalise.bsky.social
Fraeyalise
@fraeyalise.bsky.social
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[letter to santa]
dear santa please do not kill me with your powers
December 11, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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i’m not trying to come across as a guy who’s got it all figured out but, if the blair witch tried to make me stand facing a basement corner my first and immediate response is “blair witch, i’m not going to do that”
September 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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WARDEN: and for your last meal?

ME: everlasting gobstopper

WARDEN: son of a
September 24, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Angrily emailing burt because the lip balm i just ate tastes like artificial bees
September 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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It's Friday night baby
July 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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wa
February 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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look, it doesn't matter if the night-night man isn't real. a number of voters have very real concerns that the night-night man is waiting under their beds ready to eat them as soon as mommy and daddy say night-night and you need to have a plan to address those concerns regardless
August 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Standing perfectly still so I don't accidentally spend money
August 17, 2023 at 9:07 PM
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if i went to camptown racetrack and some lady sang doodah doodah to me i would lose my frickin mind
February 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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I feel like I am one bad morning away from wearing a barrel with suspenders to work
June 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I think my couch is destroying my hips and lower back. I guess I'll sit down for a few minutes
June 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Why were mosquitoes even invented
June 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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girl math is for amateurs. I’m practicing girl law (stealing things)
May 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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I’ve been so miserable lately I’m genuinely worried I’m at risk of losing my silly goose certification.
May 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Sorry can’t. Blowing dandelion seeds all over my neighbours perfect lawn
May 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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the hottest type of girl is the sleepy girl (it’s me i’m sleepy)
May 4, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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'to smithereens' is an underutilized unit of measure
May 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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ME: ok then if you are not going to let me wish for more wishes then i am going to wish for you to change all of my baby’s diapers

GENIE: wait wait wait wait wait
May 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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I don’t care who won the Kentucky Derby, I just hope all the horsies had fun.
May 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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*godfather voice* You chose the day of my ovulation… to come in me?
April 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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just a "teach me how" girl in an "let me do it for you" world
April 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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SHAKESPEARE: to be or not to be, that is the question

SCHRÖDINGER: see this guy gets it
March 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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[reading your birth chart like it’s a resume]
March 31, 2025 at 5:32 PM