Wombat Wrangler
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Milwaukee’s skyline in spring, summer, fall and winter of 2025
December 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Milwaukee’s skyline in spring, summer, fall and winter of 2025
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sorry but Luther Burden is an all-time cool name. his only career options were wide receiver, private detective, or jazz musician.
December 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
sorry but Luther Burden is an all-time cool name. his only career options were wide receiver, private detective, or jazz musician.
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Why do none of these fuckers call their companies Gandalf or Samwise
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Why do none of these fuckers call their companies Gandalf or Samwise
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Don’t believe what they say about me, I’m not always mean
December 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Don’t believe what they say about me, I’m not always mean
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ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about
December 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about
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Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
December 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"
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"Florida is dumb guy Wakanda" will ring in my brain for years.
it dumb guy wakanda
December 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"Florida is dumb guy Wakanda" will ring in my brain for years.
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it dumb guy wakanda
December 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
it dumb guy wakanda
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I need to relax a bit. Gonna try out the new bathbombs my wife got me for Christmas.
December 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I need to relax a bit. Gonna try out the new bathbombs my wife got me for Christmas.
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![Law Boy, Esq. (@The_Law_Boy) tweets:
[Plato returns from the dead]
Plato: so who's that girl, are you together?
Me: nah, it's purely platonic.
Plato: ...what does platonic mean?
Me: it means we don't have sex.
Plato: what the fuck](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreidlpbjvhjyevopjp3prjnu3bjtmogcbmgfzzyou7owryxx7e4gocq@jpeg)
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ME: [pre-emptively shooing the cat away so it doesn't jump/sit on me]
CAT: he must want me to sit on him in a different, more complicated way
CAT: he must want me to sit on him in a different, more complicated way
December 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
ME: [pre-emptively shooing the cat away so it doesn't jump/sit on me]
CAT: he must want me to sit on him in a different, more complicated way
CAT: he must want me to sit on him in a different, more complicated way
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I think running is fun. Every now and then someone is like bro what are you doing, you’re not min maxing your build, reallocate your skill points. I don’t know why
Fitness gurus are always knocking cardio. Well, the elliptical is super effectively for weight loss. It’s low impact so you can do it for long time periods, every day. I can burn 800-1000 calories in an hour. I can do it daily. I lost 100 lbs once doing nothing but that damned boring elliptical.
December 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I think running is fun. Every now and then someone is like bro what are you doing, you’re not min maxing your build, reallocate your skill points. I don’t know why
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Chicago Pope implies a Sonoran Pope, a New York Pope and a Chilli Footlong Pope
whatever 2026 holds i don't think anything next year will be funnier than Chicago Pope. 2025 was overall a huge stinker but Chicago Pope was an all time great B-plot
December 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Chicago Pope implies a Sonoran Pope, a New York Pope and a Chilli Footlong Pope
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Bill Simmons waits on the gurney, the anesthesia starting to take hold. Right before he drifts off, I whisper into his ear:
“Who is the Andre Iguodala of polyamory?”
“Who is the Andre Iguodala of polyamory?”
December 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Bill Simmons waits on the gurney, the anesthesia starting to take hold. Right before he drifts off, I whisper into his ear:
“Who is the Andre Iguodala of polyamory?”
“Who is the Andre Iguodala of polyamory?”
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WAITW AIT HOLD ON A FUCKIN SECOND. WILL STANCIL WAS PARADOL EX??????
i blocked stancil forever ago but for anyone wondering about his fixation on the internet as the be-all-end-all issue: he 100 percent believes in the power of posting, and in correlation to that, he used to be on Something Awful forum and got dunked on a lot. this explains everything about him
April 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
WAITW AIT HOLD ON A FUCKIN SECOND. WILL STANCIL WAS PARADOL EX??????
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i blocked stancil forever ago but for anyone wondering about his fixation on the internet as the be-all-end-all issue: he 100 percent believes in the power of posting, and in correlation to that, he used to be on Something Awful forum and got dunked on a lot. this explains everything about him
April 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
i blocked stancil forever ago but for anyone wondering about his fixation on the internet as the be-all-end-all issue: he 100 percent believes in the power of posting, and in correlation to that, he used to be on Something Awful forum and got dunked on a lot. this explains everything about him
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Portal was memed into oblivion and it's made people forget how perfectly constructed that game is. You could see it happening even then
I don't care if Hot Topic shirts and nerds with no other personality made "the cake is a lie" cringe; Portal was a perfect puzzle game and a masterclass in design
I don't care if Hot Topic shirts and nerds with no other personality made "the cake is a lie" cringe; Portal was a perfect puzzle game and a masterclass in design
Can’t believe I have to do “Portal is underrated” in 2025. The woke left has forgotten what a good game is
I can now reveal that the (un)Official BSGOTY for 2007...
...*was* Portal, with 18 votes, and is *now*...
Mass Effect, with 30 votes
...*was* Portal, with 18 votes, and is *now*...
Mass Effect, with 30 votes
December 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Portal was memed into oblivion and it's made people forget how perfectly constructed that game is. You could see it happening even then
I don't care if Hot Topic shirts and nerds with no other personality made "the cake is a lie" cringe; Portal was a perfect puzzle game and a masterclass in design
I don't care if Hot Topic shirts and nerds with no other personality made "the cake is a lie" cringe; Portal was a perfect puzzle game and a masterclass in design
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it is so important to my children that I am never comfortable
December 8, 2024 at 12:18 AM
it is so important to my children that I am never comfortable
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getting killed by sagarmatha (everest's nepalese name which means "goddess of the sky"): brother thats fair, goddess of the sky sounds powerful
getting killed by nutty putty cave (named after silly putty but changed to rhyme better): brother you are cooked. they are laughing at you in heaven
getting killed by nutty putty cave (named after silly putty but changed to rhyme better): brother you are cooked. they are laughing at you in heaven
December 28, 2025 at 7:23 AM
getting killed by sagarmatha (everest's nepalese name which means "goddess of the sky"): brother thats fair, goddess of the sky sounds powerful
getting killed by nutty putty cave (named after silly putty but changed to rhyme better): brother you are cooked. they are laughing at you in heaven
getting killed by nutty putty cave (named after silly putty but changed to rhyme better): brother you are cooked. they are laughing at you in heaven
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People who die from mountaineering I respect for wanting to conquer the heavens & stand on A Really Big Rock.
People who die from cave diving spit in the face of nature to go into evil hole that can kill you in 5 million ways if you a mistake. You disrespect nature by trying to conquer The Hole.
People who die from cave diving spit in the face of nature to go into evil hole that can kill you in 5 million ways if you a mistake. You disrespect nature by trying to conquer The Hole.
December 28, 2025 at 7:17 AM
People who die from mountaineering I respect for wanting to conquer the heavens & stand on A Really Big Rock.
People who die from cave diving spit in the face of nature to go into evil hole that can kill you in 5 million ways if you a mistake. You disrespect nature by trying to conquer The Hole.
People who die from cave diving spit in the face of nature to go into evil hole that can kill you in 5 million ways if you a mistake. You disrespect nature by trying to conquer The Hole.
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They call it a caboose because it makes you get really into trains
I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article
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And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
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And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY
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How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD
Your backside might reveal a thing or two about your brain.
nypost.com
December 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
They call it a caboose because it makes you get really into trains
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This gender disparity is seriously hilarious to me. There’s something about it that is very “dudes rock” and “how did men even survive” at the same time.
Men just yearn for the jolt.
"Even though all participants had previously stated that they would pay money to avoid being shocked with electricity, 67% of men and 25% of women chose to inflict it on themselves rather than just sit there quietly and think, the team reports online today in Science."
"Even though all participants had previously stated that they would pay money to avoid being shocked with electricity, 67% of men and 25% of women chose to inflict it on themselves rather than just sit there quietly and think, the team reports online today in Science."
People would rather be electrically shocked than left alone with their thoughts
Human mind may be wired to find inner reflection unbearable
www.science.org
December 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
This gender disparity is seriously hilarious to me. There’s something about it that is very “dudes rock” and “how did men even survive” at the same time.
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I did a test to see if I could remember all the Roman numerals, but I forgot 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500.
IM LIVID!
IM LIVID!
December 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I did a test to see if I could remember all the Roman numerals, but I forgot 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500.
IM LIVID!
IM LIVID!