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I was out of town when crystal shrek hit the towers (Peter’s brain) and was powerless to intervene
February 14, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I was out of town when crystal shrek hit the towers (Peter’s brain) and was powerless to intervene
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This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics
February 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
This Weeks Onion Magazine: ‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics
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First, Heated Rivalry. And now this. CANCON is BACK.
The CBC made this clever & cute video that uses kids to explain the rules of curling:
February 13, 2026 at 8:52 PM
First, Heated Rivalry. And now this. CANCON is BACK.
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after a scary start, both competitors in the skeleton death luge are off to a scary middle run. stay tuned before what will surely be a scary conclusion
February 13, 2026 at 2:13 PM
after a scary start, both competitors in the skeleton death luge are off to a scary middle run. stay tuned before what will surely be a scary conclusion
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In 20 years the world will recognize the pivotal role the US had to play was providing inspiration and stern resolve to not be like us. Will they even say Thank you?
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
In 20 years the world will recognize the pivotal role the US had to play was providing inspiration and stern resolve to not be like us. Will they even say Thank you?
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Interesting story but I don’t see what him being bi has anything to do with it.
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Interesting story but I don’t see what him being bi has anything to do with it.
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ViaRail sucks so much it's unbelievable. Does it cost five times as much as it would to drive? Yes!!! But it will get you there on time, right? No!!!
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
ViaRail sucks so much it's unbelievable. Does it cost five times as much as it would to drive? Yes!!! But it will get you there on time, right? No!!!
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you have eyes but you cannot see
What even is it? I mean, I see, it's a glass(?) statue of Shrek. But... why 750.00? What's special about it?
February 8, 2026 at 6:50 PM
you have eyes but you cannot see
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February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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yoshi is a horse
February 5, 2026 at 6:08 AM
yoshi is a horse
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I think this is one of the top ten funniest things I've ever found on the internet.
February 5, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I think this is one of the top ten funniest things I've ever found on the internet.
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No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions:
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
February 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
No matter the breed, every dog has one of three default dispositions:
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
1. Dipshit
2. Has a Job
3. Trying to Pick a Fight with God
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Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys https://theonion.com/old-man-whistling-while-slapping-knee-once-again-sweeps-1851226320/
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Old Man Whistling While Slapping Knee Once Again Sweeps Grammys https://theonion.com/old-man-whistling-while-slapping-knee-once-again-sweeps-1851226320/
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He’s been through so much. They shouldn’t have made him fly the plane too.
February 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
He’s been through so much. They shouldn’t have made him fly the plane too.
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Sean McDermott Expresses Gratitude To The People, If You Want To Call Them That, Of Buffalo
Sean McDermott Expresses Gratitude To The People, If You Want To Call Them That, Of Buffalo
BUFFALO, NY—Giving thanks for the hospitality shown to him and his family throughout his tenure with the team, recently terminated Buffalo Bills head coach Sean McDermott reportedly expressed his grat...
theonion.com
January 31, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Sean McDermott Expresses Gratitude To The People, If You Want To Call Them That, Of Buffalo
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Calculating their ages when they got married
January 30, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Calculating their ages when they got married
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alright fine I'll watch the gay hockey show
Meanwhile, in Canada: One of the Heated Rivalry boys gave one of the show’s fabricated Team Canada Olympics fleeces to the prime minister and this happened
January 30, 2026 at 2:42 AM
alright fine I'll watch the gay hockey show