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a great guy from top to bottom
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That's life!
February 13, 2026 at 7:48 PM
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FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
February 10, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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It’s like watching how Christianity spilt up into different religions
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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world's least normal man can't just eat chicken wings at a super bowl party while on an all meat diet
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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just so we are all clear, these people borrowed money to purchase an underlying real property asset with an assumption of a certain amount of income coming in from said asset? even if they are "losing money" do they still not own the asset/equity in same?
In a city packed with mighty real estate titans, they are the small ones.

New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
NYC’s small landlords say they won’t survive Mamdani plan to freeze rent
New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani has criticized landlords and vowed to freeze what tenants in rent-stabilized apartments pay monthly.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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But it can buy rope!
February 5, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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It’s great when Elon Musk fans try to help
February 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds
Among the batch of newly released emails from Jeffrey Epstein: Epstein telling Peter Thiel he would “gladly share…expenses for the Gawker suit.”

This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker
January 31, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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a graphic of WTC I & II lighting up with dollar figures of every unpaid traffic ticket before the plane slams in the side
January 29, 2026 at 12:38 PM
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if fetterman isnt careful his wife is gonna take half his big pile of bones in the divorce
January 26, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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She gonna quit lol
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 26, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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oh whoa no way
January 25, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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On the weakness of state terror: once ppl internalize the regime's lawless brutality, that they are no safer in their homes than in the streets (& vice versa), and that their unwavering defiance is what confounds & disempowers the regime, they also realize they have nothing to lose but their fear.
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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from r/chaoticgood
How to talk to these worthless fuck stucks.
January 25, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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Whistles are now WMDs, according to the "high IQ" crowd.
January 25, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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In a life threatening emergency (such as if some violent unauthorized maniac hijacked an armored truck), a can of Christy's PVC Red Hot Blue Glue applied to the bulletproof windshield will permanently etch the polycarbonate, making it impossible to see through (windshield wipers will make it worse).
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 8:05 PM
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it's equal parts great and bizarre to see someone in office who seems genuinely proud to be a public servant
We're getting a snowstorm tomorrow. But New York City is prepared.
January 25, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Our elites decided Charlie Kirk was a watershed event that changed politics forever, but the repeated murders of people who weren't in their contacts is a point of debate they grudgingly have to concede might be an issue
January 25, 2026 at 1:10 PM
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Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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“Ummm didn’t these guys used to love gun rights???” Yeah that’s why this all falls apart when he’s gone, the coalition is dead except they all love this one weird guy
January 25, 2026 at 1:43 PM