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Edgar Allan Poester
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Strangely non expiring deli staple

Dirty Discovery degenerate

Rancid reply guy and extremely mid skooter

He/Him
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my kids: im hungry

Me:
December 18, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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"I asked ChatGPT and..." Well I asked the Cryptmaster and he said stop lollygagging you undead oaf and get on with it
December 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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Sesame Street taught me to count to twelve, but in the most dramatic way possible
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
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For your collective delectation this holiday season:
Quite possibly the silliest thing I've ever written (and definitely the most ridiculous graph I've ever made!)

loreandordure.com/2025/12/16/j...
Jingle Bells (Batman Smells): an incomplete festive folk-rhyme taxonomy
Gather round the fire, everyone, and let me tell you a story. It has everything you could want in a Christmas blockbuster: superheroes and villains, a car crash, children singing, a mystery to solv…
loreandordure.com
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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thinking of the introverted woman who said she's never felt FOMO. she's only felt ROMO (Relief Of Missing Out)
December 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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If you keep discovering new music, you don’t die.
December 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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The tragedy of Rob and Michelle’s deaths are incomprehensible.

I’m hearing Rob’s voice telling us all to do more, to repair the human soul, to repair our hearts, to repair our country, to repair our world, to keep fighting, to keep living for every soul taken from this earth.
December 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
December 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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#SomeGoodNews A former Dyson engineer is rolling out a revolution for household chores in deprived communities after inventing an off-grid, flat-packable washing machine.
The Divya washing machine operates a 30-min wash cycle where it completes a 5kg load needing only a few minutes of manual turning
Flat-pack washing machine spins a fairer future
A former Dyson engineer is rolling out a revolution for household chores in deprived communities after inventing an off-grid washing machine
www.positive.news
December 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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did it in four words hemmingway
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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What if you got into Berghain and it was just this
December 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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a bunch of white Americans argued that you shouldn’t wash your rice because it “washes off the vitamins” and my response to that is, what if you ate more vegetables and/or took a multivitamin so you didn’t have to eat gummy mushy rice?
December 8, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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it’s monday again
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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Tats
December 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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fixed it
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM