Humanboy
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memes I laugh at / film / Larry David / stuff I see on the streets of nyc / bad football takes / beaten down Ferrari fan / mostly just shouting off a roof ~ the way it’s supposed to be ~
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i do not consent to being cursed by any witches, for the record
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 PM
i do not consent to being cursed by any witches, for the record
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If you are still in line to celebrate the end of Ole Miss-Georgia, stay in line.
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 AM
If you are still in line to celebrate the end of Ole Miss-Georgia, stay in line.
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My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.
January 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My resolution, and I think it’s doable, is to run so fast into a chain link fence that I come out as cubes.
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"but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?" I mean yeah that's the easy one
December 25, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?" I mean yeah that's the easy one
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That’s the end, take us home @nicklutsko.bsky.social
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
That’s the end, take us home @nicklutsko.bsky.social
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that motherfucker is back
December 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
that motherfucker is back
How much for a flight where I’m not forced to watch 5 ads at ear shattering volume?? @united
December 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
How much for a flight where I’m not forced to watch 5 ads at ear shattering volume?? @united
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There were 4,603,859 subway rides on Wednesday, which is a new post-pandemic record. Slowly, we’re approaching 4,697,122 rides from March 11, 2020 which was the last moment 4.6 million people rode the subway before things fell off a cliff
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
There were 4,603,859 subway rides on Wednesday, which is a new post-pandemic record. Slowly, we’re approaching 4,697,122 rides from March 11, 2020 which was the last moment 4.6 million people rode the subway before things fell off a cliff
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at the bank withdrawing money off the secret menu
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
at the bank withdrawing money off the secret menu
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so there are different colleges? i always heard people say “going to college,” which made it sound like there was just one of them, like “going to france” or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
so there are different colleges? i always heard people say “going to college,” which made it sound like there was just one of them, like “going to france” or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart
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Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Have you ever seen such a beautiful sight
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they just added a sixth stage to grief called “monkey mode”
November 18, 2024 at 5:59 PM
they just added a sixth stage to grief called “monkey mode”
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The latest Lane Kiffin news is almost laughable. Demanding $1 billion in unmarked nonsequential bills or he'll blow up the Hoover Dam is so disgusting.
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The latest Lane Kiffin news is almost laughable. Demanding $1 billion in unmarked nonsequential bills or he'll blow up the Hoover Dam is so disgusting.
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
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call me tony soprano the way they gobbin on my gool
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
call me tony soprano the way they gobbin on my gool
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trying to explain to an alien that you can make a stinky face when music is bad but it’s also normal to do so when it’s good
October 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
trying to explain to an alien that you can make a stinky face when music is bad but it’s also normal to do so when it’s good
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do i *have* to join the russian mob or can i just wear the velvet track suits
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
do i *have* to join the russian mob or can i just wear the velvet track suits
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lotta people who have never danced with NYC rats on the sidewalk sure have a lot of opinions on who should be mayor
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
lotta people who have never danced with NYC rats on the sidewalk sure have a lot of opinions on who should be mayor