Beatrixxx
@iamblackmamba76.bsky.social
***certified nice girl***
wish you were here with me
May 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
wish you were here with me
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I'm taking up recreational screaming
January 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm taking up recreational screaming
it's doobie o'clock
March 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
it's doobie o'clock
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my default response to anything is nap
February 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
my default response to anything is nap
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Suddenly I’m 420% happier.
March 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Suddenly I’m 420% happier.
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If I buy:
- 3 bananas, they will be gone by dinner
- 4 bananas, I will have to throw 3 away in a week
- 3 bananas, they will be gone by dinner
- 4 bananas, I will have to throw 3 away in a week
December 2, 2024 at 4:58 PM
If I buy:
- 3 bananas, they will be gone by dinner
- 4 bananas, I will have to throw 3 away in a week
- 3 bananas, they will be gone by dinner
- 4 bananas, I will have to throw 3 away in a week
can you please come over and kiss my neck this is an emergency
February 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
can you please come over and kiss my neck this is an emergency
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It was the best of times.
It was the this of times.
It was the this of times.
February 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It was the best of times.
It was the this of times.
It was the this of times.
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"I'll have what she's having" but it's universal healthcare
February 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"I'll have what she's having" but it's universal healthcare
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One day closer to the end.
February 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
One day closer to the end.
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My husband had a coffee at 6pm, like he's not a 50 year old man who should know better, and now he's buzzing around the house like a fly trying to find its way out.
February 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My husband had a coffee at 6pm, like he's not a 50 year old man who should know better, and now he's buzzing around the house like a fly trying to find its way out.
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Opened Pandora’s box. Popping Pandora’s bubble wrap.
January 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Opened Pandora’s box. Popping Pandora’s bubble wrap.
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For every like I’ll yell through the wall to my neighbor I GOT ANOTHER ONE DARIN I TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK
February 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
For every like I’ll yell through the wall to my neighbor I GOT ANOTHER ONE DARIN I TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK
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I hope pigs DO learn how to fly because imagine how great their wings will taste
February 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I hope pigs DO learn how to fly because imagine how great their wings will taste
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What I need in this moment more than anything is a cupcake delivery service in rural america
February 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
What I need in this moment more than anything is a cupcake delivery service in rural america
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you shouldn’t care about it because they might be coming for you next, you should care that they’re coming for anyone at all
February 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
you shouldn’t care about it because they might be coming for you next, you should care that they’re coming for anyone at all
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nice jam you’ve got there, be a real shame if someone pumped it up
February 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
nice jam you’ve got there, be a real shame if someone pumped it up
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Honestly, I don't even need the Klondike bar
February 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Honestly, I don't even need the Klondike bar
before you DM me please know that i choke on my own spit at least 3 times a day
February 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
before you DM me please know that i choke on my own spit at least 3 times a day
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i have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones
February 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
i have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones
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It’s so quiet outside. Only the hum of the distant highway and the lonely whistle of a long-gone train pierce the night.
February 8, 2025 at 5:42 AM
It’s so quiet outside. Only the hum of the distant highway and the lonely whistle of a long-gone train pierce the night.
hermetically in love with you
February 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
hermetically in love with you
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Things are terrible and I’m here to contribute.
February 6, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Things are terrible and I’m here to contribute.
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I am straight up not, and I can not stress this enough, having a good time.
February 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I am straight up not, and I can not stress this enough, having a good time.