Pinned
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Coffee is fuel for hatred of the day.. a deafening, blood curdling howl in ever calm morning. It's the bronze dagger we drag along our skin.
Nothing more.
Various gods i love that bean.
Nothing more.
Various gods i love that bean.
January 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Coffee is fuel for hatred of the day.. a deafening, blood curdling howl in ever calm morning. It's the bronze dagger we drag along our skin.
Nothing more.
Various gods i love that bean.
Nothing more.
Various gods i love that bean.
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If he wasn't already dead this would kill Ernest Hemingway
January 11, 2026 at 12:14 AM
If he wasn't already dead this would kill Ernest Hemingway
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Types of Dads:
bag
craw
doo
trini
feliz navi
hi hungry i'm
bag
craw
doo
trini
feliz navi
hi hungry i'm
January 11, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Types of Dads:
bag
craw
doo
trini
feliz navi
hi hungry i'm
bag
craw
doo
trini
feliz navi
hi hungry i'm
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Introducing: The Baby Lathe
January 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Introducing: The Baby Lathe
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they gots too many batteries in they buttholes!
January 11, 2026 at 3:17 AM
they gots too many batteries in they buttholes!
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i’m doing small batch cat food
January 10, 2026 at 5:33 AM
i’m doing small batch cat food
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Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
January 10, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Darling, fetch me my bathing toaster won't you
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Our cuisine is absolutely unique! That’s because the things we pull from the river are not yet known to science.
January 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Our cuisine is absolutely unique! That’s because the things we pull from the river are not yet known to science.
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Uni’s danger mode! Run away!!
January 9, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Uni’s danger mode! Run away!!
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i wonder if there are musicians who strictly play the triangle but play the fuck out of it
January 9, 2026 at 5:32 AM
i wonder if there are musicians who strictly play the triangle but play the fuck out of it
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Actually Dickweed provides sustenance for many pollinators so I consider that a compliment
January 8, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Actually Dickweed provides sustenance for many pollinators so I consider that a compliment
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I hate when I'm walking and there's a bird ahead and it tries to get away but it just flies further in the direction I'm going so it has to keep flying and landing and flying and landing and now the bird thinks I'm a weird bird stalker and will probably tell all the other birds😔
January 7, 2026 at 10:59 AM
I hate when I'm walking and there's a bird ahead and it tries to get away but it just flies further in the direction I'm going so it has to keep flying and landing and flying and landing and now the bird thinks I'm a weird bird stalker and will probably tell all the other birds😔
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How ISN’T my driving
January 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM
How ISN’T my driving
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when things are tough like they are now, I like to share a cool thing I learned recently with the hope that it will add some good to someone's day:
roughly translated, "buca di beppo" means "buca of beppo"
roughly translated, "buca di beppo" means "buca of beppo"
January 8, 2026 at 3:43 AM
when things are tough like they are now, I like to share a cool thing I learned recently with the hope that it will add some good to someone's day:
roughly translated, "buca di beppo" means "buca of beppo"
roughly translated, "buca di beppo" means "buca of beppo"
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I yearn to be placed on a human sized 7/11 hotdog roller and left until golden brown.
January 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
I yearn to be placed on a human sized 7/11 hotdog roller and left until golden brown.
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The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
January 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The phone is for making posts like "the ass is the father of the legs" whereas the computer is for posts that include words like "inexorably"
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my plants get the same water as me (bottled) we’re all getting microplastics in this house
January 6, 2026 at 6:01 PM
my plants get the same water as me (bottled) we’re all getting microplastics in this house
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They should put vitamin c in whippets so psychonauts don’t get scurvy
January 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
They should put vitamin c in whippets so psychonauts don’t get scurvy
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Your honor my client loves crime
January 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Your honor my client loves crime
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awesome google maps find
January 6, 2026 at 4:40 AM
awesome google maps find
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it's time we called ravioli by its true name: savory uncrustable
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
it's time we called ravioli by its true name: savory uncrustable
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Candy necklace made of beef jerky
January 6, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Candy necklace made of beef jerky
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Judges hate this one simple trick (horse lawyer)
January 6, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Judges hate this one simple trick (horse lawyer)
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I actually only listen to podcasts at quarter speed I like it when they take 7 hours and sound like a drone metal song
January 6, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I actually only listen to podcasts at quarter speed I like it when they take 7 hours and sound like a drone metal song