Jacob Drum
Jacob Drum
@jacobdrum.bsky.social
A funny guy.

(He/Him)
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Dr Pepper was invented as a low-cost rat poison
Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?
February 16, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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the Epstein congressional hearings are not going my way
February 13, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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i am so sick of seeing male nudity in movies
February 4, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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give us what we want or we kill another hostage
Pam Bondi's conditions for Minnesota: 1) give us all your state data on your food programs, including SNAP 2) repeal all your sanctuary policies in the state (since it has led to "so much crime and violence") and 3) hand over your state voting rolls. Letter here: www.fox9.com/news/minneap...
Minneapolis shooting: AG Pam Bondi gives Gov. Walz conditions for ICE to leave Minnesota
www.fox9.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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I have been watching this stupid video and laughing for like 2 days. This is the only good thing you can do on the internet anymore
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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Gavin Newsom is a lot like Trump in that he doesn’t genuinely believe or care about anything except his popularity. If you can tie that popularity to a good cause he can be enormously helpful but the minute he feels the tide shifting he will burn it all down.
very cool!
January 16, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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Rest in peace Marcus Gilbert, who made for a fine straight man as Lord Arthur in ARMY OF DARKNESS.
January 13, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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I’d add, MOST OF THE ICE AGENTS PRESENT clearly didn’t believe it. Nobody but the murderer pulls a gun or otherwise reacts like some murderous terror attack is underway.
WATCH: “Renee Good was not a domestic terrorist. No one acting in good faith actually believes that, no matter what some of our Trump officials say at press conferences,” says @chrislhayes.bsky.social.
January 9, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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Carl had never had so much fun in his whole life, and he knew, from this moment on, that he would never again be a lone pine tree.
December 31, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I've been thinking about Taylor Swift's "Your English teacher and Gym coach are getting married," line, but all it does is remind me of when my English teachers were reading Of Mice and Men to the class and one of them did a dumb guy voice for Lenny then abruptly stopped when he killed that lady.
December 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I can *100% assure you* that if this report found that trans people & "wokeness" tanked the Harris campaign, the DNC would release it in a heartbeat
BREAKING: The Democratic National Committee will NOT release its long-awaited autopsy on Trump's 2024 win. The report is completed but Dem leaders decided it could distract from their winning streak, so it will remain secret. Not good.

Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Dem Leaders Decide to Bury Damning Report on Why Trump Won in 2024
The Democratic National Committee has completed its long-awaited analysis on what went wrong in the 2024 campaign. But in a move that will attract intense criticism, it’s keeping the findings secret.
newrepublic.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Weird
December 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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lmao you ever see a dude give you so many reasons to not care about him?
No more Gen X game devs. Society has moved beyond the need for them
December 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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www.dreamcast-talk.com/forum/viewto...

Oh my goodness a SEGAGAGA translation patch is imminent
December 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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i spent way too long making this so you better turn the sound on and be nice to me. first verse by OP, second verse by me, third verse by @dekubrush.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer

CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.

This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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twitter this last week
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM