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At the bar and a guy just said to his girl “you’re not listening to what I’m saying” and my wine’s starting to taste like I’m gonna say something
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
At the bar and a guy just said to his girl “you’re not listening to what I’m saying” and my wine’s starting to taste like I’m gonna say something
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I once mistakenly used my dog’s shampoo for a week and while my hair smelled funny I felt like such a good girl.
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I once mistakenly used my dog’s shampoo for a week and while my hair smelled funny I felt like such a good girl.
Lighting up the season
November 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Lighting up the season
Fuk, forgot you can see my likes here…
August 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Fuk, forgot you can see my likes here…
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Software: Hey I know your printer is working fine but install this update
Me: Ok I guess
Software: Now restart your computer
Me: U fuckin wot m8
Me: Ok I guess
Software: Now restart your computer
Me: U fuckin wot m8
August 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Software: Hey I know your printer is working fine but install this update
Me: Ok I guess
Software: Now restart your computer
Me: U fuckin wot m8
Me: Ok I guess
Software: Now restart your computer
Me: U fuckin wot m8
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Fuck nudes, I don’t even want to see you with clothes on
August 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Fuck nudes, I don’t even want to see you with clothes on
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fuckin to the Price Is Right theme
August 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
fuckin to the Price Is Right theme
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ladies and gentlemen…flavor flav
August 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
ladies and gentlemen…flavor flav
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Oh, you hate being a member of an organized group? Join the club.
July 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Oh, you hate being a member of an organized group? Join the club.
I freestyle rap in time to the car indicator…idgaf
July 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I freestyle rap in time to the car indicator…idgaf
Shamed the family by confessing I jerk off to Britney videos..
July 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Shamed the family by confessing I jerk off to Britney videos..
I live in hope that one day Mondays will be optional..
June 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I live in hope that one day Mondays will be optional..
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One day you’re young and the next thing you know you’re setting your phone font size to “billboard”.
June 2, 2025 at 9:18 AM
One day you’re young and the next thing you know you’re setting your phone font size to “billboard”.
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The last thing I want to imagine is all the fucking people, John.
May 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The last thing I want to imagine is all the fucking people, John.
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An avalanche, but it's Tupperware.
May 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
An avalanche, but it's Tupperware.
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No time to explain. Get in the Volkscopter
May 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
No time to explain. Get in the Volkscopter
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First date idea:
a nap contest.
a nap contest.
May 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
First date idea:
a nap contest.
a nap contest.
Lactose intolerant?
Me too, hate missing toes
Me too, hate missing toes
May 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Lactose intolerant?
Me too, hate missing toes
Me too, hate missing toes
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Pulled up my yoga pants so high I nearly busted a nut.
May 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Pulled up my yoga pants so high I nearly busted a nut.
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Dad, I need to borrow $10,000 to start my online business
May 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Dad, I need to borrow $10,000 to start my online business
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Murder, She Nose Whistled
May 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Murder, She Nose Whistled
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If I say you are attractive I mean it. It's like with ugly babies if they aren't cute I just say awww.
April 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If I say you are attractive I mean it. It's like with ugly babies if they aren't cute I just say awww.
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Your rocket. The space between my legs.
April 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Your rocket. The space between my legs.