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19 years ago, the black eyed peas released 'my humps', fergie really did her thing on that track
September 23, 2024 at 1:07 PM
19 years ago, the black eyed peas released 'my humps', fergie really did her thing on that track
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Good morning, heathens.✌️☕️
September 23, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Good morning, heathens.✌️☕️
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #9,064,496!
September 18, 2024 at 9:58 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #9,064,496!
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September 18, 2024 at 4:59 AM
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Megan Thee Stallion and #RM's "Neva Play" debuts at #1 on this week's Digital Song Sales chart.
It marks Megan’s sixth and RM’s second #1 hit.
It marks Megan’s sixth and RM’s second #1 hit.
September 17, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Megan Thee Stallion and #RM's "Neva Play" debuts at #1 on this week's Digital Song Sales chart.
It marks Megan’s sixth and RM’s second #1 hit.
It marks Megan’s sixth and RM’s second #1 hit.
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"your silence is deafening" bro you've got noise cancelling enabled
September 15, 2024 at 4:36 AM
"your silence is deafening" bro you've got noise cancelling enabled
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September 16, 2024 at 6:31 AM
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I just realised that there is absolutely nothing except my lack of imagination keeping me from having a bowl of cereal for lunch at work
September 11, 2024 at 4:39 PM
I just realised that there is absolutely nothing except my lack of imagination keeping me from having a bowl of cereal for lunch at work
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Sorry about last night. I was drunk with possibilities
September 11, 2024 at 10:42 AM
Sorry about last night. I was drunk with possibilities
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This is the stupidest app I check every 30 seconds.
September 9, 2024 at 6:12 PM
This is the stupidest app I check every 30 seconds.
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Setting aside some tomatoes from the garden to throw at people I don’t like.
September 10, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Setting aside some tomatoes from the garden to throw at people I don’t like.
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*opens Bluesky*
*sees people are still falling in love and/or finding joy in life*
*closes Bluesky*
*sees people are still falling in love and/or finding joy in life*
*closes Bluesky*
September 10, 2024 at 2:14 AM
*opens Bluesky*
*sees people are still falling in love and/or finding joy in life*
*closes Bluesky*
*sees people are still falling in love and/or finding joy in life*
*closes Bluesky*
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getting weird vibes from my new book club
September 9, 2024 at 9:42 PM
getting weird vibes from my new book club
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whatever you do don’t think about how gravity is the only thing keeping you from hurling off the face of the earth into space
September 10, 2024 at 12:54 AM
whatever you do don’t think about how gravity is the only thing keeping you from hurling off the face of the earth into space
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manager: Jeff, can you call this client and say sorry
me, seeing their name is Ms. Jackson: I have been training over 20 years for this
me, seeing their name is Ms. Jackson: I have been training over 20 years for this
September 9, 2024 at 3:00 PM
manager: Jeff, can you call this client and say sorry
me, seeing their name is Ms. Jackson: I have been training over 20 years for this
me, seeing their name is Ms. Jackson: I have been training over 20 years for this
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A coworker tried to show me pictures of their baby and I'm pretty sure I heard my ovaries hiss.
September 9, 2024 at 6:57 PM
A coworker tried to show me pictures of their baby and I'm pretty sure I heard my ovaries hiss.
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These skeets were made for laughin'
And that's just what you'll do
One of these days these skeets
Are gonna make you chuckle too
And that's just what you'll do
One of these days these skeets
Are gonna make you chuckle too
September 9, 2024 at 11:05 PM
These skeets were made for laughin'
And that's just what you'll do
One of these days these skeets
Are gonna make you chuckle too
And that's just what you'll do
One of these days these skeets
Are gonna make you chuckle too
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I love a good song that makes me feel like shit
September 10, 2024 at 4:40 AM
I love a good song that makes me feel like shit