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I have to ask
a) who is doing all these, and
b) why has Paddington become the number one leader of dead people to the pearly gates?
a) who is doing all these, and
b) why has Paddington become the number one leader of dead people to the pearly gates?
December 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I have to ask
a) who is doing all these, and
b) why has Paddington become the number one leader of dead people to the pearly gates?
a) who is doing all these, and
b) why has Paddington become the number one leader of dead people to the pearly gates?
I have never been as ready for the days to start getting longer as I am this year.
December 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I have never been as ready for the days to start getting longer as I am this year.
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This is Magnus. He just beat cancer. His family wrote the big news on their car and bought him balloons to celebrate. Magnus got so much love from strangers the whole way home. His human said, "I hope everyone has a Magnus in their lives, who shows them what determination and strength are." 14/10
a person smiles as they attach a bunch of purple balloons to their car mirror. the back of their window has window paint that reads, "my dog beat cancer. clap" with hearts drawn on the corners. a brown dog sticks his head out the window during the drive, and about two dozen people wave, honk, and direct heart hand signals at him to celebrate and congratulate him on his cancer-free announcement.
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He seriously needs to read up on medical studies that explain the clear, verified connections between MOST cancers and low/chronically low Vitamin D3 Blood Serum levels.
So should ANYONE else reading this.
4 December 2025 at 17:20](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jdlbp5wum5646avs4sn6wziz/bafkreibchqg767qnmyxebrcmkami2ab7wvns6utcpslfwojzqckixl5ole@jpeg)
Watching @wearejames.bsky.social performing on Strictly was not on my 2025 bingo card. Perhaps it wasn't on theirs either. But it was a joy and I plan to learn the dance routine before we see them in April...
December 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Watching @wearejames.bsky.social performing on Strictly was not on my 2025 bingo card. Perhaps it wasn't on theirs either. But it was a joy and I plan to learn the dance routine before we see them in April...
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WHY ARE YOU ANNOYED THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED TO HAPPEN
December 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
WHY ARE YOU ANNOYED THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED TO HAPPEN
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The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
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Almost no one is affected.
As Dan Neidle says, "There will be inefficiencies and unfairnesses, as with all taxes, but the basic concept is right: ending the anomaly that someone in a £10m home pays the same council tax as someone in a £1m home – and only twice that of someone in a £400k home."
As Dan Neidle says, "There will be inefficiencies and unfairnesses, as with all taxes, but the basic concept is right: ending the anomaly that someone in a £10m home pays the same council tax as someone in a £1m home – and only twice that of someone in a £400k home."
For context the 'Middle England' referred to here is the 0.5% of households living in homes worth more than £2 million
December 1, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Almost no one is affected.
As Dan Neidle says, "There will be inefficiencies and unfairnesses, as with all taxes, but the basic concept is right: ending the anomaly that someone in a £10m home pays the same council tax as someone in a £1m home – and only twice that of someone in a £400k home."
As Dan Neidle says, "There will be inefficiencies and unfairnesses, as with all taxes, but the basic concept is right: ending the anomaly that someone in a £10m home pays the same council tax as someone in a £1m home – and only twice that of someone in a £400k home."
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I’m gonna keep sharing these ovarian cancer symptoms whenever I see them.
I will add - from personal experience - diarrhoea and fatigue.
Get it checked! Remember, there’s no routine screening for ovarian cancer.
I will add - from personal experience - diarrhoea and fatigue.
Get it checked! Remember, there’s no routine screening for ovarian cancer.
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’m gonna keep sharing these ovarian cancer symptoms whenever I see them.
I will add - from personal experience - diarrhoea and fatigue.
Get it checked! Remember, there’s no routine screening for ovarian cancer.
I will add - from personal experience - diarrhoea and fatigue.
Get it checked! Remember, there’s no routine screening for ovarian cancer.
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trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
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Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻
Enter if you dare...🚪
Enter if you dare...🚪
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Birds but they get spookier each time. 🎃👻
Enter if you dare...🚪
Enter if you dare...🚪
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friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
friend shared this, immediately updated my settings
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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arsonist shouts advice to firefighters tackling their inferno
October 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
arsonist shouts advice to firefighters tackling their inferno
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OK, this is a test to see if the internet can help my mum. Can you identify a comic rhyming monologue my mum performed at school in the 1960s? She has been blurting out lines at random as long as I've been alive, but can't remember who wrote it, and internet searches bring nothing up. Ahem:
1/?
1/?
October 25, 2025 at 12:15 PM
OK, this is a test to see if the internet can help my mum. Can you identify a comic rhyming monologue my mum performed at school in the 1960s? She has been blurting out lines at random as long as I've been alive, but can't remember who wrote it, and internet searches bring nothing up. Ahem:
1/?
1/?
He has to race before he performs? Hardcore.
October 24, 2025 at 9:40 AM
He has to race before he performs? Hardcore.
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Iain Duncan Smith says when Maccabi played a game in Istanbul there was no trouble at all
@ianbyrnemp.bsky.social had to point out UEFA moved the game to Hungary after the Turkish authorities refused to stage it &the Hungarian authorities then played it behind closed doors. Hence no trouble
@ianbyrnemp.bsky.social had to point out UEFA moved the game to Hungary after the Turkish authorities refused to stage it &the Hungarian authorities then played it behind closed doors. Hence no trouble
October 20, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Iain Duncan Smith says when Maccabi played a game in Istanbul there was no trouble at all
@ianbyrnemp.bsky.social had to point out UEFA moved the game to Hungary after the Turkish authorities refused to stage it &the Hungarian authorities then played it behind closed doors. Hence no trouble
@ianbyrnemp.bsky.social had to point out UEFA moved the game to Hungary after the Turkish authorities refused to stage it &the Hungarian authorities then played it behind closed doors. Hence no trouble
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Halloween party tonight, here’s my costume as a ChatGPT output
October 18, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Halloween party tonight, here’s my costume as a ChatGPT output
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Are fridges woke now?
Regret to report that there is now a second, woke, version of Corned Beef of My Childhood doing the rounds. The corned beef is now cheese, and there’s a whole section about corporal punishment and eating disorders missing, but it’s still the worst poem in the world. #FacebookNews
October 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Are fridges woke now?
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At Charlie Kirk's posthumous Medal of Freedom ceremony yesterday (dead podcaster wins prize) Trump gave a long speech....which of these things do you think I made up?
1. He talked about how fit Kirk's wife is
2. He compared Kirk to MLK
3. He bragged that he dodged his bullet but Charlie didn't
1. He talked about how fit Kirk's wife is
2. He compared Kirk to MLK
3. He bragged that he dodged his bullet but Charlie didn't
October 15, 2025 at 11:35 AM
At Charlie Kirk's posthumous Medal of Freedom ceremony yesterday (dead podcaster wins prize) Trump gave a long speech....which of these things do you think I made up?
1. He talked about how fit Kirk's wife is
2. He compared Kirk to MLK
3. He bragged that he dodged his bullet but Charlie didn't
1. He talked about how fit Kirk's wife is
2. He compared Kirk to MLK
3. He bragged that he dodged his bullet but Charlie didn't
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Um. There’s a woman presenting this too.
Rylan Clark is set to delve into the eerie world of witchcraft in his new show, The Witches Of Essex.
Rylan Clark slams 'misogyny' in British witch hunt as he fronts new Sky show
Rylan Clark shares the spotlight with professor Alice Roberts in The Witches Of Essex, where the pair delve into the dark history of witch hunts - and one discovery rattled Rylan.
www.ok.co.uk
October 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Um. There’s a woman presenting this too.
Sleeping the sleep of a cat who stayed out two nights running and came home for breakfast and treats.
October 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Sleeping the sleep of a cat who stayed out two nights running and came home for breakfast and treats.
Bonfirestarter #makeasongautumnal
Pumpkin Up The Volume
#makeasongautumnal
#makeasongautumnal
October 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Bonfirestarter #makeasongautumnal