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Nick @jedioutcast.bsky.social · Jun 22
Screenshot from the PS3 game JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven. The character Guido Mista is saying "Hmm, yeah, it's just, there's been so much weird shit happening lately that I've gotten desensitized."
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RFK Jr. Coughs Up Pair Of Jeans
RFK Jr. Coughs Up Pair Of Jeans
January 13, 2026 at 4:00 PM
jedioutcast.bsky.social
Disappointed by 'Honey Don't'. It's been a long time since I've seen a movie that had almost everything going for it like that and didn't land for me. Great cast, good design, but it felt so superficial. The twist was good, but it felt dropped in your lap at the end instead of being built to. So odd
January 13, 2026 at 5:07 AM
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look upon my works, ye mighty, and let me know what you think
January 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Voyager scene. We see a small, lone shuttlecraft fllying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"
January 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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pattymo.com
A touching tribute to Mike F
Classic Mike F tweet: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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murderxbryan.bsky.social
The reviews are in for Tears of the Left bourbon
January 7, 2026 at 12:10 AM
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punsultant.bsky.social
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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bransonreese.bsky.social
Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
Fight well. I'll see that your remains are sent home to your families. Moonlight's beauty weakens the androids. It's why they seek out sunlight The peace you take for granted was the result of war. You dishonor the dead and the unborn when you refuse to fight. Will all nations fall to tyranny of angels?
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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gbbranstetter.bsky.social
Love this from Guillermo del Toro
“Be kind, be involved, believe in your art,” he said. “At a time when people tell you art is not important, that is always the prelude to fascism. When they tell you it doesn’t matter, when they tell you a fucking app can do art you say, if it’s that important, why the fuck do they want it so bad? The answer is because they think they can debase everything that makes us a little better, a little more human. And that, in my book, and in my life, includes monsters.”
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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pachineorzea.bsky.social
MMORPG players in Westworld: people torture the NPCs because they're not real and nothing matters Real MMORPG players in real games: for a while there was a rock with textures that didn't load in correctly so people made a pilgrimage to Smooth Rock
January 1, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Save... 12 pages of book? With this rule: rate how big and/or shooty the gun is on a scale of 1-5. That many d6 damage.

OPTIONAL RULE FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT CRUNCH- make it a rating out of 7, and it goes 1d4 1d6, 1d8, 2d6, 3d6... etc.
January 1, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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If you start "Fissure Quest" at exactly 11:32:58 pm tonight, Boimler will scream "Holy (bleep)! We're all going to die!" just as 2026 begins.

No worries If you're late! You can start "The New Next Generation" at 11:54:25 & he'll do the same thing!

The perfect way to start 2026. #StarTrekLowerDecks
Brad Boimler (center, standing at a table) yelling "Holy (bleep), we're all going to die!" in the Star Trek: Lower Decks episode "Fissure Quest." (Wearing a red top is Beckett Mariner to the right carrying a couple of drinks, naturally, and in the foreground on the left in yellow is Lt. Samanthan Rutherford.) Brad Boimler (center, beginning to stand up at a table) yelling "Holy (bleep), we're all going to die!" in the Star Trek: Lower Decks episode "The New Next Generation." (Wearing a red top is Beckett Mariner to the right carrying a couple of drinks, naturally, and in the foreground on the left in yellow is Lt. Samanthan Rutherford.)
January 1, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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brandonbird.bsky.social
The eras of Law & Order:

-pre-McCoy (seasons 1 - 4)
-arrival of McCoy through departure of Adam Schiff, aka the Golden Age (seasons 5 - 10)
-through the departure of Briscoe, aka the Silver Age (11 - 14)
-the Wilderness (15 - 17)
-Bronze Age (18 - 20)
December 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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philnobilejr.bsky.social
Obligatory Sunday Bond content: even the storyboard guy was throwing shade at Roger Moore’s age in OCTOPUSSY
A drawing of an old man
December 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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utopia-defer.red
He is born
December 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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mckelvie.bsky.social
To me, my X-Mas!
December 25, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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seedofmight.bsky.social
December 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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humanoidhistory.bsky.social
All I want for Christmas is a $32K spaceship recliner pod from Neiman Marcus, 1982.
December 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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caseyexplosion.bsky.social
December 20th is DePiglio day
DePiglio
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December 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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loresjoberg.bsky.social
Well, now I have something new to shout when startled.
A transparent bag of broccoli, labeled “Sweet Baby Broccoli”
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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infinata.bsky.social
Simpsons screenshot of Moe looking grumpy while getting a phone call at the bar.
December 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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rudbeckia.bsky.social
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
wolf attack
A four panel comic strip, though the arrangement is a bit atypical. There is one central frame and then the subsequent frames shoot off from its sides, the text working as a guide from one panel to the next. In the first, a news anchor seated at a desk says "in local news, wolf attacks are on the rise outside Shuntberg. Channel 7 has an exclusive with one of the wolf attack victims. We now see a bald, pale man laying on the ground in a pool of his own blood, looking cross, saying "oh, you guys want me to talk about the wolves, huh? Typical media." The man is being eaten by a wolf now in frame. He is going down the wolf's mouth whole, up to his sternum, one arm down the wolf's gullet. "When are you guys going to focus on the REAL issues? Have you seen the new Arby's ad? The guy in it didn't look like me at all." The man is now almost entirely down the wolf's throat, nothing remaining outside but his bloody face, the wolf has a contended, if vacant expression. "How can I imagine myself eating the Big Cheesy Beef Pile if the guy doesn't look like me? Go woke, go broke I say."
December 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM