Jenn Brasler
@jennb47.bsky.social
(The 47 is from "Alias" and NOTHING ELSE.) She/her. Well-intentioned disaster. 90sflashback.wordpress.com
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
It happened again. It’s starting to freak me out a little.
Sometimes I remember a book I want to read, and the next time I go to the library, it’s on the shelf. As far as superpowers go, it’s pretty minor, but it’s really satisfying.
December 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
It happened again. It’s starting to freak me out a little.
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I hate when one of my pets shows up wet for some reason and then I’m all “gross why are you wet” and they’re just like “idk bro that’s a you problem now, could be a lot of things”
December 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I hate when one of my pets shows up wet for some reason and then I’m all “gross why are you wet” and they’re just like “idk bro that’s a you problem now, could be a lot of things”
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DC residents have been refusing to call that airport anything but National for almost thirty years, we certainly can refuse to call that arts center anything but the Kennedy Center for three
December 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
DC residents have been refusing to call that airport anything but National for almost thirty years, we certainly can refuse to call that arts center anything but the Kennedy Center for three
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the three kings seeing the star of bethlehem
new lorde??? NEW LORDE DROPPED??!! 😱
April 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
the three kings seeing the star of bethlehem
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Parents are amazing because if somebody asked me for help with their math homework right now and I looked down and saw long division I’d just cry
December 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Parents are amazing because if somebody asked me for help with their math homework right now and I looked down and saw long division I’d just cry
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when people say to "listen to your body" i dont think they understand my body is telling me to eat a plate of mini quiches for lunch 24/7
December 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
when people say to "listen to your body" i dont think they understand my body is telling me to eat a plate of mini quiches for lunch 24/7
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An important addendum to "look for the helpers" is "and then join them."
December 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
An important addendum to "look for the helpers" is "and then join them."
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It’s Sunday night, they weekend team on the news is supposed to be talking about a dog who’s been elected mayor
December 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
It’s Sunday night, they weekend team on the news is supposed to be talking about a dog who’s been elected mayor
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11 people in Australia were killed today by gunmen while they celebrated the first night of Chanukah at Sydney’s Bondi Beach. Targeted because they were Jews.
As Jewish families around the world, we place our menorahs in our windows. Our message to the world: Light will outlive the darkness.
As Jewish families around the world, we place our menorahs in our windows. Our message to the world: Light will outlive the darkness.
December 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
11 people in Australia were killed today by gunmen while they celebrated the first night of Chanukah at Sydney’s Bondi Beach. Targeted because they were Jews.
As Jewish families around the world, we place our menorahs in our windows. Our message to the world: Light will outlive the darkness.
As Jewish families around the world, we place our menorahs in our windows. Our message to the world: Light will outlive the darkness.
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Hanging out with babies rules. This guy is the size of a Build A Bear and he's never even seen anything before. He just got here!
December 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Hanging out with babies rules. This guy is the size of a Build A Bear and he's never even seen anything before. He just got here!
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gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
December 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
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do you think dogs have an understanding of the passage of time and the cyclical nature of seasons or does my dog just wake up every morning of her life and think “I wonder if today’s the day that lunatic drags a whole fir tree in here again”
December 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
do you think dogs have an understanding of the passage of time and the cyclical nature of seasons or does my dog just wake up every morning of her life and think “I wonder if today’s the day that lunatic drags a whole fir tree in here again”
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“what child is this” is one of our funniest christmas songs because it’s like you’re pointing at a baby and asking hey who’s this guy
December 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
“what child is this” is one of our funniest christmas songs because it’s like you’re pointing at a baby and asking hey who’s this guy
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Due to end-of-year budget cuts we will only be jingling some of the way, please plan accordingly
December 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Due to end-of-year budget cuts we will only be jingling some of the way, please plan accordingly
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The real monster in Frankenstein is you, the reader! Judging these two dudes going through a rough time. If only we were all so perfect!
August 30, 2024 at 8:42 AM
The real monster in Frankenstein is you, the reader! Judging these two dudes going through a rough time. If only we were all so perfect!
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the thing I most miss about smoking is that, despite the objections to it, it was still the most socially acceptable reason to go outside and set something on fire several times a day.
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
the thing I most miss about smoking is that, despite the objections to it, it was still the most socially acceptable reason to go outside and set something on fire several times a day.
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i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
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we need a new "popeyes chicken sandwich" for everyone to flip out about. it doesn't need to be made by popeye's but it needs a similar huge cultural moment attached to it. i think a chicken fried steak sandwich could do it but perhaps the next sandwich to capture the zeitgeist is unknowable
December 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
we need a new "popeyes chicken sandwich" for everyone to flip out about. it doesn't need to be made by popeye's but it needs a similar huge cultural moment attached to it. i think a chicken fried steak sandwich could do it but perhaps the next sandwich to capture the zeitgeist is unknowable
I talked to Santa and he said anyone who does “Die Hard“ discourse this year automatically goes on the naughty list. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
December 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I talked to Santa and he said anyone who does “Die Hard“ discourse this year automatically goes on the naughty list. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.
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what our country needs now more than ever is a coalition of multi-ethnic little grandmas who will throw a shoe at you if you're racist
December 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
what our country needs now more than ever is a coalition of multi-ethnic little grandmas who will throw a shoe at you if you're racist
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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an advent calendar with each day providing a small piece of the mystical sword needed to fight Santa when he finally breaks in
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
an advent calendar with each day providing a small piece of the mystical sword needed to fight Santa when he finally breaks in
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Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together
The identical twin brother of MAGA Texas Rep. Troy Nehls is hoping to replace his brother in Congress after Nehls announced his retirement on Saturday.
MAGA Rep. Tries to Hand Seat to Literally Identical Successor
Trever Nehls is hoping to replace his brother, Texas Rep. Troy Nehls, in Congress.
trib.al
November 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Weirdly, this is all part of a 50-year-long plan to get their parents back together