Jennie Dair Berney
@jennieberney.bsky.social
''[T]he best…so cool.'' –Quincy, age 7
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okay, hear me out: candy necklaces but instead of candy, xanax
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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Would you like to watch Hattie Mae eat some snacks?
December 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Would you like to watch Hattie Mae eat some snacks?
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A fun fact about the Candyman movies is that the first two had a renowned Bee Guy doing Bee Wrangling for the films but with the third movie Candyman Day of the Dead being low budget they assumed they couldn’t afford the renowned Bee Man but he was like “no…this is about the bees” and came back
December 6, 2025 at 11:56 AM
A fun fact about the Candyman movies is that the first two had a renowned Bee Guy doing Bee Wrangling for the films but with the third movie Candyman Day of the Dead being low budget they assumed they couldn’t afford the renowned Bee Man but he was like “no…this is about the bees” and came back
I couldn’t love our pediatrician more.
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I couldn’t love our pediatrician more.
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I would like all of you, each and every one, to go google “Miss Universe National Costume Competition 2025 Norway” right now
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I would like all of you, each and every one, to go google “Miss Universe National Costume Competition 2025 Norway” right now
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this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
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what if we just kept Mamdani in the oval office? like as a field trip chaperone??
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
what if we just kept Mamdani in the oval office? like as a field trip chaperone??
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Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
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It’s Saturday, which means we can all thank our labor unions for this two day break from ruining the workplace
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
It’s Saturday, which means we can all thank our labor unions for this two day break from ruining the workplace
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The old world* is dying.
The new world** is waiting to be born.***
Now is the time of monsters.****
* Dick Cheney
** Mamdani
*** elected
**** They did the mash
The new world** is waiting to be born.***
Now is the time of monsters.****
* Dick Cheney
** Mamdani
*** elected
**** They did the mash
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The old world* is dying.
The new world** is waiting to be born.***
Now is the time of monsters.****
* Dick Cheney
** Mamdani
*** elected
**** They did the mash
The new world** is waiting to be born.***
Now is the time of monsters.****
* Dick Cheney
** Mamdani
*** elected
**** They did the mash
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
so many amazing signs at No Kings DC today, along with MULTIPLE inflatable axolotls—what a dream!
October 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
so many amazing signs at No Kings DC today, along with MULTIPLE inflatable axolotls—what a dream!
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It’s actually pretty cool that in this time where our birth control access is threatened, men help out by buying cybertrucks
October 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
It’s actually pretty cool that in this time where our birth control access is threatened, men help out by buying cybertrucks
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Strongly recommend this thread from a friend of mine for explanations and nuance.
Tl;dr, Dismissed does NOT mean not guilty, it means the case was filed in the wrong jurisdiction.
Tl;dr, Dismissed does NOT mean not guilty, it means the case was filed in the wrong jurisdiction.
So, at this point you may well have seen an article like this one: movieweb.com/neil-gaiman-..., and I really want to talk about what it actually means from a legal perspective. Just to establish bona fides here, I'm not a lawyer. I'm a guy who went to law school, got out, and learned he hated law
Neil Gaiman Assault Lawsuit Comes to an Abrupt End
The civil court case against author Neil Gaiman has come to an abrupt end after being dismissed by the judge.
movieweb.com
October 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Strongly recommend this thread from a friend of mine for explanations and nuance.
Tl;dr, Dismissed does NOT mean not guilty, it means the case was filed in the wrong jurisdiction.
Tl;dr, Dismissed does NOT mean not guilty, it means the case was filed in the wrong jurisdiction.
Lucy Dacus just married about a dozen couples on stage at All Things Go and even though marriage is a horrible idea and it’s crazy anyone chooses to do it, I’m trying to hold it together in front of the teens I’m with because blubbering would definitely get me kicked out of the cool mom club
September 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Lucy Dacus just married about a dozen couples on stage at All Things Go and even though marriage is a horrible idea and it’s crazy anyone chooses to do it, I’m trying to hold it together in front of the teens I’m with because blubbering would definitely get me kicked out of the cool mom club
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Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.
September 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Hey a thing I really don’t want to get lost here is that while Tylenol doesn’t cause autism, IT’S FINE TO BE AUTISTIC. Let’s not grant them the premise that autism should be eradicated in our way to correct the science, okay? Okay.
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I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
September 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I have taken
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
the Tylenol
that was in
the medicine cabinet
and which
they think probably
is the reason
you like trains
forgive me
but that’s bullshit
you got autism
from your dad
no crime in DC my ass
September 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
no crime in DC my ass
I go to Houston for TWO DAYS and when I come back we’re getting raptured? What did you people do?
September 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I go to Houston for TWO DAYS and when I come back we’re getting raptured? What did you people do?
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The Home Depot skeletons have unionized and they're fighting for better bonefits
September 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The Home Depot skeletons have unionized and they're fighting for better bonefits
My #teen took me as her date to the Ethel Cain concert last night and I haven’t seen a crowd this hyped up since Neil Diamond opened with Coming to America a week after 9/11.
September 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My #teen took me as her date to the Ethel Cain concert last night and I haven’t seen a crowd this hyped up since Neil Diamond opened with Coming to America a week after 9/11.
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We share this graph as often as we can. #UnionStrong
September 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
We share this graph as often as we can. #UnionStrong
the ol’ office pothos is having a real Sistine Chapel ceiling moment
August 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
the ol’ office pothos is having a real Sistine Chapel ceiling moment