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There is no peace amongst the stars.

youtu.be/KVgCDqLTaJk
December 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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So now we’re murderers AND pirates.
December 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Our current political system is just politicians and corporations jerking each other off constantly, over and over, while the rest of us lose our homes and die of preventable diseases.
December 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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Hello. The FIFA grift prize simply isn’t worth a news spot
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Olivia Nuzzi’s next career gambit is to shill chicken nuggets for the Purdue chicken company and change her name to Olivia Nuggi
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Dawson's Fleet
🚨 BREAKING - New Star Trek: #StarfleetAcademy Poster!

The first season of the new #StarTrek live-action series premieres January 15th on Paramount+

🖖 Will YOU be watching?
December 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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For every $1 donated to your local food pantry, 10 meals will be served to families in need this holiday season

#GivingTuesday
December 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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okay okay I'll buy a ticket. there's no need for threats.
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Nothing matters
HSBC forecasts that OpenAI is going to have nearly a half trillion in operating losses until 2030
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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If you could set aside 4 hours and 18 minutes today for my new video, that would be much appreciated.
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Uprooting my life to save 40 cents on a cheeseburger
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Faust sold his soul to Mephistopheles so he could know the future. Macbeth fell into Hell following the three witches’ prediction. Where will our guarantees for the future lead us now?
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 AM
@unusualwhales.bsky.social There was a piece released today in MarketWatch by Charlie Garcia about the Japanese bond market. The Japanese bond market finally has life. It really looks like it may be setting up for something huge, and that they may be pulling out of US bonds
November 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Ukraine has fully rejected Trump’s proposed peace plan on the basis that the plan is dumb as shit.
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
@unusualwhales.bsky.social Just checked in on the Bitcoin market before heading off to bed.. it has shot down in two hours
November 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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She just, like...said it? Out loud?
Coinbase donated to Trump's $300 million White House ballroom project as an appeal to the administration, Emilie Choi, the cryptocurrency exchange's president and COO, said at Axios' BFD event today.
Exclusive: Coinbase explains donation to Trump's ballroom
Tech firms like Google, Amazon, and Nvidia also donated to Trump's ballroom fund.
www.axios.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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holy shit, the maginot line can talk
America can't be fascist because I'm not doing anything about it
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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It turns out that people who caught Trump Derangement Syndrome got herd immunity from stupidity.
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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sorry but i think it’s newsworthy every time someone wants to fuck rfk jr. and we’re never going to fully understand human psychology if we don’t figure it out
It rocks that all 20 people who genuinely think the Olivia Nuzzi stuff is interesting have editorial discretion at major media outlets. Just publish your group chats
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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We need an intrepid soul to ask Trump if he spits or swallows
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Fuck the stock market reports, this is what real life is like
August 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Literally the plot of Hostel but even more craven because you're hiding in the hills like a bitch. Horrifying
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM