John Patrick
@johnpatrick1123.bsky.social
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
Whoever named ‘walkie talkies’ should get to name more stuff
November 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Whoever named ‘walkie talkies’ should get to name more stuff
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as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
October 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism
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Hon hon hon joyeaux ween de hallo
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Hon hon hon joyeaux ween de hallo
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Sweet sweet music to my ears
October 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Sweet sweet music to my ears
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I fucking knew it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I fucking knew it.
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“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂
October 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂
OK:
1. There Will Be Blood
2. Phantom Thread
3. One Battle after Another
4. The Master
5. Boogie Nights
6. Magnolia
7. Licorice Pizza
8. Punch-drunk Love
9. Inherent Vice
Haven’t seen Hard 8
1. There Will Be Blood
2. Phantom Thread
3. One Battle after Another
4. The Master
5. Boogie Nights
6. Magnolia
7. Licorice Pizza
8. Punch-drunk Love
9. Inherent Vice
Haven’t seen Hard 8
1. One Battle After Another
2. There Will Be Blood
3. Boogie Nights
4. Phantom Thread
5. The Master
6. Licorice Pizza
7. Inherent Vice
8. Punch-Drunk Love
9. Magnolia
Didn't watch: Hard Eight
2. There Will Be Blood
3. Boogie Nights
4. Phantom Thread
5. The Master
6. Licorice Pizza
7. Inherent Vice
8. Punch-Drunk Love
9. Magnolia
Didn't watch: Hard Eight
PT ANDERSON RANKING:
1. One Battle After Another
2. There Will Be Blood
3. Magnolia
4. Boogie Nights
5. Inherent Vice
6. Phantom Thread
7. The Master
8. Punch-Drunk Love
9. Licorice Pizza
10. Hard Eight
1. One Battle After Another
2. There Will Be Blood
3. Magnolia
4. Boogie Nights
5. Inherent Vice
6. Phantom Thread
7. The Master
8. Punch-Drunk Love
9. Licorice Pizza
10. Hard Eight
October 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
OK:
1. There Will Be Blood
2. Phantom Thread
3. One Battle after Another
4. The Master
5. Boogie Nights
6. Magnolia
7. Licorice Pizza
8. Punch-drunk Love
9. Inherent Vice
Haven’t seen Hard 8
1. There Will Be Blood
2. Phantom Thread
3. One Battle after Another
4. The Master
5. Boogie Nights
6. Magnolia
7. Licorice Pizza
8. Punch-drunk Love
9. Inherent Vice
Haven’t seen Hard 8
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Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
October 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
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One Battle After Another and Sinners both lay out a formula for cinema success: diverse movies where white nationalists get duffed in the most graphic way possible shot and presented in increasingly baroque high resolution formats.
September 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
One Battle After Another and Sinners both lay out a formula for cinema success: diverse movies where white nationalists get duffed in the most graphic way possible shot and presented in increasingly baroque high resolution formats.
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congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford
at 69 likes I'll release the cursed post that just appeared to me
September 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
congrats to your grandma in heaven on finally being able to fulfill her fantasy of being eiffel towered by paul newman and robert redford
Millennials are the only generation between lead paint and the cursed computer
Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13
The problem with every post-Millennial generation is they got to go straight to high speed internet. Of course you'll get computer madness that way. Make them start with those old screeching modems and work their way up
September 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Millennials are the only generation between lead paint and the cursed computer
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that
September 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that
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bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset
August 12, 2025 at 10:35 AM
bragging about being a giant pussy is integral to the conservative mindset
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As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
August 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.
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Holy shit. This guy saved a PNG to a bird.
(he drew a bird into a spectrogram, played that sound to a starling, and the starling reproduced it back to him with enough accuracy he got his bird drawing back in their call's spectrogram) www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCQC...
(he drew a bird into a spectrogram, played that sound to a starling, and the starling reproduced it back to him with enough accuracy he got his bird drawing back in their call's spectrogram) www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCQC...
I Saved a PNG Image To A Bird
YouTube video by Benn Jordan
www.youtube.com
July 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Holy shit. This guy saved a PNG to a bird.
(he drew a bird into a spectrogram, played that sound to a starling, and the starling reproduced it back to him with enough accuracy he got his bird drawing back in their call's spectrogram) www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCQC...
(he drew a bird into a spectrogram, played that sound to a starling, and the starling reproduced it back to him with enough accuracy he got his bird drawing back in their call's spectrogram) www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCQC...
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet