Korrie Kunk
@kaflunct.bsky.social
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I thought they stopped putting toys in cereal boxes but a peace prize fell out of mine.
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I thought they stopped putting toys in cereal boxes but a peace prize fell out of mine.
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Wellsir, today wasn’t quite as bad as yesterday. That’s because I wore my good hat.
December 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Wellsir, today wasn’t quite as bad as yesterday. That’s because I wore my good hat.
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If I was an animal I’d figure out a way to get on the news. The cat who drinks beer or whatever. People are very easy to please and even as a bug I’d know that.
December 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If I was an animal I’d figure out a way to get on the news. The cat who drinks beer or whatever. People are very easy to please and even as a bug I’d know that.
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“Knocking on a door, or even just walking in front of it, shouldn’t require abandoning your privacy,” EFF’s @mariotrujillo.bsky.social told @TechCrunch.com - state regulators must investigate, protect people’s privacy, and make use of their biometric privacy laws. techcrunch.com/2025/12/09/...
Amazon's Ring rolls out controversial, AI-powered facial-recognition feature to video doorbells | TechCrunch
The feature lets you identify the people who regularly come to your door by creating a catalog of up to 50 faces. The company says the Ring feature is opt in and the biometric data isn't used to train AI models.
techcrunch.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“Knocking on a door, or even just walking in front of it, shouldn’t require abandoning your privacy,” EFF’s @mariotrujillo.bsky.social told @TechCrunch.com - state regulators must investigate, protect people’s privacy, and make use of their biometric privacy laws. techcrunch.com/2025/12/09/...
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If Bernie's Social Security bill were enacted in 2021, Musk would have paid 2.9 BILLION more in taxes, Social Security would've been solvent for 75 years, benefits would've increased by $2,400, and 93% of Americans would have paid NOTHING more in taxes. The only one 'entitled' is Elon Musk.
December 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
If Bernie's Social Security bill were enacted in 2021, Musk would have paid 2.9 BILLION more in taxes, Social Security would've been solvent for 75 years, benefits would've increased by $2,400, and 93% of Americans would have paid NOTHING more in taxes. The only one 'entitled' is Elon Musk.
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Aggressively picking out the perfect gifts for loved ones. That's right fucko. It's incredible. I looked within your soul and saw what it would take to temporarily fill the emptiness that exists at your core. You can softly weep if you'd like.
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Aggressively picking out the perfect gifts for loved ones. That's right fucko. It's incredible. I looked within your soul and saw what it would take to temporarily fill the emptiness that exists at your core. You can softly weep if you'd like.
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still can’t believe the slime that made everyone mad in ghostbusters 2 is now our president
December 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
still can’t believe the slime that made everyone mad in ghostbusters 2 is now our president
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THREAD. There are alarming developments in Canada recently. Some politicians are apparently doing their best impression of Trump's Executive Orders on cash bail--they want to determine who is in a cage and who is free with their family based on who pays up-front cash.
December 8, 2025 at 3:13 AM
THREAD. There are alarming developments in Canada recently. Some politicians are apparently doing their best impression of Trump's Executive Orders on cash bail--they want to determine who is in a cage and who is free with their family based on who pays up-front cash.
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
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I was being introduced to the singer from Mr. Mister and I said "Nice to meet you, Mr. Mister," but he told me his father was Mr. Mister and that I should call him "Mr." instead and then I had to break it to him that Mr. Instead is a really dumb name.
December 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I was being introduced to the singer from Mr. Mister and I said "Nice to meet you, Mr. Mister," but he told me his father was Mr. Mister and that I should call him "Mr." instead and then I had to break it to him that Mr. Instead is a really dumb name.
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2025 Monopoly boards need to have a Stay in Jail Forever card
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
2025 Monopoly boards need to have a Stay in Jail Forever card
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i found a sweater at the mall that i really want to get for my dad but the guy wearing it is being a total dick
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
i found a sweater at the mall that i really want to get for my dad but the guy wearing it is being a total dick
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for the last time, i didn’t forget to bring down the halloween decorations, i’m GOTH
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
for the last time, i didn’t forget to bring down the halloween decorations, i’m GOTH
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“what should we name this big bird?”
-big bird
“ok so should we name this one hairy elephant?”
-no… snuffleupagus
-big bird
“ok so should we name this one hairy elephant?”
-no… snuffleupagus
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
“what should we name this big bird?”
-big bird
“ok so should we name this one hairy elephant?”
-no… snuffleupagus
-big bird
“ok so should we name this one hairy elephant?”
-no… snuffleupagus
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i don’t think we need to do discourse in dc about the boat strikes and frame it as worthy of discussion. “secretary kegstand, with trump’s support, murdered people on a boat in the caribbean” should suffice
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i don’t think we need to do discourse in dc about the boat strikes and frame it as worthy of discussion. “secretary kegstand, with trump’s support, murdered people on a boat in the caribbean” should suffice
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as the law and order president i will be releasing the criminals and locking up innocent people to create the most lawful, orderly for-profit institutions in the history of america
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
as the law and order president i will be releasing the criminals and locking up innocent people to create the most lawful, orderly for-profit institutions in the history of america
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Got kicked out of the death cult for bedazzling my cloak
December 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Got kicked out of the death cult for bedazzling my cloak
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yeah. i’m a bad boy. i play by my own rules. which happen to have a lot of overlap with the regular rules, which despite the coincidence of being very similar to my rules, i am not following.
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
yeah. i’m a bad boy. i play by my own rules. which happen to have a lot of overlap with the regular rules, which despite the coincidence of being very similar to my rules, i am not following.
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*moonwalks into parole hearing*
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 AM
*moonwalks into parole hearing*
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David Shoebridge slams Aus War Memorial’s Matt Anderson after they put up for exhibition a “staged photo” of war criminal Ben Roberts-Smith “who’s famous for wanting his Kill Count” & edited out a dead Afghan body he posed in front of.
“You edited out the truth!”🔥 #Estimates
“You edited out the truth!”🔥 #Estimates
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
David Shoebridge slams Aus War Memorial’s Matt Anderson after they put up for exhibition a “staged photo” of war criminal Ben Roberts-Smith “who’s famous for wanting his Kill Count” & edited out a dead Afghan body he posed in front of.
“You edited out the truth!”🔥 #Estimates
“You edited out the truth!”🔥 #Estimates
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"The Agriculture Department said on Tuesday that it would withhold federal funding for food stamps in more than 20 Democratic-led states that have so far refused to provide the Trump administration with sensitive personal data about recipients." Linda Qiu, NYTimes
Blackmail!
Blackmail!
December 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
"The Agriculture Department said on Tuesday that it would withhold federal funding for food stamps in more than 20 Democratic-led states that have so far refused to provide the Trump administration with sensitive personal data about recipients." Linda Qiu, NYTimes
Blackmail!
Blackmail!
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Must be so frustrating being a woodland creature that knows of Man's Creation. You've tasted KitKat but now you're back scrabbling in the dirt. Your pals sit about on tree stumps and use mushrooms for umbrellas. Bunch of twee forest bullshit. You'd burn it all down for a single M&M.
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Must be so frustrating being a woodland creature that knows of Man's Creation. You've tasted KitKat but now you're back scrabbling in the dirt. Your pals sit about on tree stumps and use mushrooms for umbrellas. Bunch of twee forest bullshit. You'd burn it all down for a single M&M.
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We found out this morning when the NACC was investigating the Chief of Staff of the Secretary of Home Affairs, that the Secretary called up Brereton requesting the corruption referral be expedited. Why was this inquiry rushed when others wait for answers?
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
We found out this morning when the NACC was investigating the Chief of Staff of the Secretary of Home Affairs, that the Secretary called up Brereton requesting the corruption referral be expedited. Why was this inquiry rushed when others wait for answers?
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Luigi Mangione is getting hotter in custody which should be enough proof that he’s innocent
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Luigi Mangione is getting hotter in custody which should be enough proof that he’s innocent