Jellicle Katz
katztration.bsky.social
Jellicle Katz
@katztration.bsky.social
Ha ha, cute! Hand, huh?
(she/her)
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December 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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i'm stupid. put me in the ny times.
December 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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I know its for pain relief but the color and name just makes me think you can take a sip to make your whole body hurt
December 30, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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This is slavery.
Private prison company GEO Group allegedly made immigration detainees work for no pay. Now it's at the Supreme Court trying to prevent the detainees from suing. bit.ly/4pfafj2
Supreme Court Considers Private Prison Case
A private prison company seeks a ruling that could help all government contractors evade liability.
www.brennancenter.org
December 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Sinatra has gone woke
December 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Was talking to a kid and she’d never heard of cooties. What a lucky generation. All those cooties shots worked.
December 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
You've just opened up a Star Trek themed restaurant.

What are you calling it?

Bob's Borg-ers
You've just opened up a star trek-themed restaurant

what are you calling it?

"IDIC"

(it's a buffet)
you've just opened up a star trek-themed restaurant

what are you calling it?

THE READY ROOM
December 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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"You there, boy! What day is this?"

"Today, sir? Why, don't you know that the calendar is a cultural construct?"
December 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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this was too funny an idea not to do
December 23, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
July 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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I actually haven’t heard of elf on a shelf you presumptuous bitch
December 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Damn it sure would be embarrassing for the writer of this if there were any medical conditions where people could walk but not for long distances
December 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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If any journalist wants to talk to a trans man with a PhD in Human Genomics who was trained in labs that studied the evolution of sex, I'm right here

Or just keep platforming Republicans who have a 5th grade understanding of biology so they get more trans people killed, sure 🤷🏻‍♂️
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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what I want trans kids, queer kids, and gender nonconforming kids to know:

you are loved

you are so much more powerful than the ghouls using your healthcare as a political pawn, and you WILL outlive them (they know this, and it is why they're attacking you)
December 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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To be absolutely clear:

This is genocide. Fuck this administration. Fuck anyone who supports this.

And to the Democrats, I will not vote for ANYONE who does not full throatedly support my community, including gender affirming care for trans kids. Period.

www.npr.org/sections/sho...
Transgender youth face national ban on medical care under new hospital rules : Shots - Health News : NPR
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is expected to announce a package of measures that would together ban gender-affirming care for minors. A press conference is set for 11 a.m. Thursday.
www.npr.org
December 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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occurs to me that we might be getting the "there's a problem of lonely males with no friends or romantic partners" and "there's a lucrative industry of toxic male influencers who tell young men to act like assholes" causation arrow backwards
December 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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My electrician is a green card holder who's been here since he was a kid. He got married to a citizen, applied for citizenship, went to court for the papers and when he got there ICE kidnapped him and he's been locked up for a month.
December 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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many are saying the child is haunted. this is unfair. you can't say he's haunted just because i've started seeing him no matter what window i look out of, every time just a little bit closer
the snow has fallen such that it looks like a little child, standing on a pile of snow, watching the snow fall
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM