Deck The Halls With Kevin Weldon
@kevweldon.bsky.social
He/Him. Library person. Horror, Action, Movie and Comics enthusiast. Lapsed artist. 🇮🇪
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Giant: Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he alive or be he dead, I'll GRIND HIS BONES to make my bread!
Paul Hollywood: *narrows eyes* How much bone are you using?
Giant: *sweating* Uhhhh...
Paul Hollywood: *narrows eyes* How much bone are you using?
Giant: *sweating* Uhhhh...
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this is a fight i lost and i'm too tired to keep being a blowhard about it but i do think less of people who use spotify
spotify wrapped? more like “spotify warped music and devalued labor while paying those who made the songs you love fractions of pennies,” thank you
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
this is a fight i lost and i'm too tired to keep being a blowhard about it but i do think less of people who use spotify
The Brits are at it again.
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The Brits are at it again.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended
Motorhead
AC/DC
She Wants Revenge
Rammstein
Kiss
Motorhead
AC/DC
She Wants Revenge
Rammstein
Kiss
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended
The Residents
Fishbone/Murphy's Law/The Toasters
Slant 6
Elvis Costello and the Attractions
Live Aid
The Residents
Fishbone/Murphy's Law/The Toasters
Slant 6
Elvis Costello and the Attractions
Live Aid
Devo
Pato Banton (w/Crazy 8s)
Toy Dolls
Oingo Boingo
Dead Milkmen (w/Mary's Danish)
Pato Banton (w/Crazy 8s)
Toy Dolls
Oingo Boingo
Dead Milkmen (w/Mary's Danish)
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you attended
Motorhead
AC/DC
She Wants Revenge
Rammstein
Kiss
Motorhead
AC/DC
She Wants Revenge
Rammstein
Kiss
She's only happy when it rains.
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 AM
She's only happy when it rains.
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ChatGPT is NOT alive and yet it IS stupid? God’s mysteries confound us all!
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
ChatGPT is NOT alive and yet it IS stupid? God’s mysteries confound us all!
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If you have an internet connection to download a pirated book, you can use that internet connection to borrow from a library collection.
Libraries pay authors, pirate sites don’t, and the cost to you is the same.
Libraries pay authors, pirate sites don’t, and the cost to you is the same.
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
If you have an internet connection to download a pirated book, you can use that internet connection to borrow from a library collection.
Libraries pay authors, pirate sites don’t, and the cost to you is the same.
Libraries pay authors, pirate sites don’t, and the cost to you is the same.
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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The World You Live In Is Just a Sugar-Coated Topping, Charlie Brown
Now go home and get your fucken’ shinebox, Charlie Brown...
Why are you so unpopular with the Chicago Police Department, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The World You Live In Is Just a Sugar-Coated Topping, Charlie Brown
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"Starter homes" only exist if you view houses as financial investments and nothing else
To everyone else they are just "homes"
To everyone else they are just "homes"
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"Starter homes" only exist if you view houses as financial investments and nothing else
To everyone else they are just "homes"
To everyone else they are just "homes"
Deathstalker and Dredd made for a great double bill, btw.
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Deathstalker and Dredd made for a great double bill, btw.
Watching the new Deathstalker movie:
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Watching the new Deathstalker movie:
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I want to very gently say something, and I hope nobody will be mad: If somebody on the internet says something that is NOT about politics and NOT about how terrible everything is, it’s a kindness not to reflexively make a comment (in jest or not) that brings it back to those things.
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I want to very gently say something, and I hope nobody will be mad: If somebody on the internet says something that is NOT about politics and NOT about how terrible everything is, it’s a kindness not to reflexively make a comment (in jest or not) that brings it back to those things.
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Somewhere around the late 90s, a bunch of people became convinced that authors and filmmakers were trying to get one over on them and make them look like fools and they decided that literature and cinema was something they were supposed to outsmart instead of enjoy
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Somewhere around the late 90s, a bunch of people became convinced that authors and filmmakers were trying to get one over on them and make them look like fools and they decided that literature and cinema was something they were supposed to outsmart instead of enjoy
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Celebrating International Men's Day by Googling “boobs” and punching a hole in the wall
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Celebrating International Men's Day by Googling “boobs” and punching a hole in the wall
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Can't believe you're all out there celebrating international men when it's far more sustainable and ethical to celebrate local, homegrown, seasonal men
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Can't believe you're all out there celebrating international men when it's far more sustainable and ethical to celebrate local, homegrown, seasonal men
In my head I can't help but hear this in the voice of Donald Pleasence.
A "baleful and malign presence, an intruder, stalking the school, its teachers and its pupils".
The judge sums Enoch Burke up perfectly.
The judge sums Enoch Burke up perfectly.
The High Court has ordered that secondary school teacher Enoch Burke should be imprisoned immediately for clear, deliberate and persistent contempt of a High Court order directing him to stay away from Wilson's Hospital School
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
In my head I can't help but hear this in the voice of Donald Pleasence.
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There's a bill to ban hunting foxes with packs of dogs coming before the dail on Dec 17th.
Fuck 'rural pursuits' sign and share and contact your FF, FG, and SF TDs and tell them to support the ban my.uplift.ie/petitions/pe...
Fuck 'rural pursuits' sign and share and contact your FF, FG, and SF TDs and tell them to support the ban my.uplift.ie/petitions/pe...
Petition to Ban Fox Hunting in Ireland
Can you support this campaign to bring in legislation banning the hunting of foxes using packs of dogs and horses?
my.uplift.ie
November 17, 2025 at 10:35 AM
There's a bill to ban hunting foxes with packs of dogs coming before the dail on Dec 17th.
Fuck 'rural pursuits' sign and share and contact your FF, FG, and SF TDs and tell them to support the ban my.uplift.ie/petitions/pe...
Fuck 'rural pursuits' sign and share and contact your FF, FG, and SF TDs and tell them to support the ban my.uplift.ie/petitions/pe...
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Giant: Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he alive or be he dead, I'll GRIND HIS BONES to make my bread!
Paul Hollywood: *narrows eyes* How much bone are you using?
Giant: *sweating* Uhhhh...
Paul Hollywood: *narrows eyes* How much bone are you using?
Giant: *sweating* Uhhhh...
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Giant: Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he alive or be he dead, I'll GRIND HIS BONES to make my bread!
Paul Hollywood: *narrows eyes* How much bone are you using?
Giant: *sweating* Uhhhh...
Paul Hollywood: *narrows eyes* How much bone are you using?
Giant: *sweating* Uhhhh...
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Good morning from DAY FIVE of our national ULP strike!
We're ready to escalate if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing & the resolution of 100s of ULPs.
RT if you're with us ✊🔥 #NoContractNoCoffee
We're ready to escalate if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing & the resolution of 100s of ULPs.
RT if you're with us ✊🔥 #NoContractNoCoffee
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Good morning from DAY FIVE of our national ULP strike!
We're ready to escalate if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing & the resolution of 100s of ULPs.
RT if you're with us ✊🔥 #NoContractNoCoffee
We're ready to escalate if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing & the resolution of 100s of ULPs.
RT if you're with us ✊🔥 #NoContractNoCoffee
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Hadn’t seen this Deathstalker music video yet! Gives me joy.
Also includes a short discusion on Content Ratings that is equally illuminating.
No @vycevictus.bsky.social or Liam this week,
but don't let that get you down. Instead, enjoy a new 80's power ballad courtesy of Slash that came alongside DEATHSTALKER!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfO9...
No @vycevictus.bsky.social or Liam this week,
but don't let that get you down. Instead, enjoy a new 80's power ballad courtesy of Slash that came alongside DEATHSTALKER!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfO9...
Brendan McCreary, Chuck Cirino, Slash, and Bear McCreary | Deathstalker | Official Music Video
YouTube video by Shout! Studios
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hadn’t seen this Deathstalker music video yet! Gives me joy.
Giant: Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he alive or be he dead, I'll GRIND HIS BONES to make my bread!
Paul Hollywood: *narrows eyes* How much bone are you using?
Giant: *sweating* Uhhhh...
Paul Hollywood: *narrows eyes* How much bone are you using?
Giant: *sweating* Uhhhh...
November 17, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Giant: Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman. Be he alive or be he dead, I'll GRIND HIS BONES to make my bread!
Paul Hollywood: *narrows eyes* How much bone are you using?
Giant: *sweating* Uhhhh...
Paul Hollywood: *narrows eyes* How much bone are you using?
Giant: *sweating* Uhhhh...
