Up North Michigan Dirt Salesman
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In church saying yeehaw instead of amen
May 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
In church saying yeehaw instead of amen
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of course I turn on the seat warmer for the pizza, I’m not a monster
March 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
of course I turn on the seat warmer for the pizza, I’m not a monster
I'm starting to think this two-party political system is set up for really big things, am I right, gang?
March 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm starting to think this two-party political system is set up for really big things, am I right, gang?
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[calmly trying to describe the situation] the crapping was coming from inside the pants
March 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
[calmly trying to describe the situation] the crapping was coming from inside the pants
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Do I have a lot to do today? Yes. Am I in a rush to do any of it? Heck no. The world is fucked, none of this matters even a little. Eat a pizza. Fuck a ham. Tell them you love them. Get some joy wherever you can.
March 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Do I have a lot to do today? Yes. Am I in a rush to do any of it? Heck no. The world is fucked, none of this matters even a little. Eat a pizza. Fuck a ham. Tell them you love them. Get some joy wherever you can.
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I’ve never tried sarcasm, how does it work
February 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I’ve never tried sarcasm, how does it work
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February 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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ALIEN: These billionaires must have done some incredible things to have amassed that much money
ME: Not really
ALIEN: Surely they cured diseases or invented things to changed your world
ME: Um, one guy made a website so he could stalk potential girlfriends
ALIEN: Listen, we're just gonna go
ME: Not really
ALIEN: Surely they cured diseases or invented things to changed your world
ME: Um, one guy made a website so he could stalk potential girlfriends
ALIEN: Listen, we're just gonna go
February 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
ALIEN: These billionaires must have done some incredible things to have amassed that much money
ME: Not really
ALIEN: Surely they cured diseases or invented things to changed your world
ME: Um, one guy made a website so he could stalk potential girlfriends
ALIEN: Listen, we're just gonna go
ME: Not really
ALIEN: Surely they cured diseases or invented things to changed your world
ME: Um, one guy made a website so he could stalk potential girlfriends
ALIEN: Listen, we're just gonna go
The rationale for choosing to fight 5 horse-sized ducks or 50 duck-sized horses should really be discussed in an open forum.
February 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The rationale for choosing to fight 5 horse-sized ducks or 50 duck-sized horses should really be discussed in an open forum.
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bought ten cuz i wanna get effin jacked
February 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
bought ten cuz i wanna get effin jacked
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[First day working in an optometrists]
Me: They’re called reading glasses but they don’t actually read. You still have to do that.
Optometrist: Can I see you in my office?
Me: *nudges customer* I would hope so lol
Me: They’re called reading glasses but they don’t actually read. You still have to do that.
Optometrist: Can I see you in my office?
Me: *nudges customer* I would hope so lol
February 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
[First day working in an optometrists]
Me: They’re called reading glasses but they don’t actually read. You still have to do that.
Optometrist: Can I see you in my office?
Me: *nudges customer* I would hope so lol
Me: They’re called reading glasses but they don’t actually read. You still have to do that.
Optometrist: Can I see you in my office?
Me: *nudges customer* I would hope so lol
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i once brought a guns and roses to a foo fight
February 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
i once brought a guns and roses to a foo fight
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Be kind to each other. No matter how they present themselves, you never know what's going on inside another person. This morning I took a shit the size of my forearm.
January 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Be kind to each other. No matter how they present themselves, you never know what's going on inside another person. This morning I took a shit the size of my forearm.
All those grundies in grade school and look what it got me, the nerds are breaking into the puters and giving the billies the house.
February 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
All those grundies in grade school and look what it got me, the nerds are breaking into the puters and giving the billies the house.
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umami: mushrooms
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
January 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
umami: mushrooms
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
udaddi: older guy w disposable income
uchild: things are gonna get easier
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"If the landlord asks, you're a Chihuahua."
January 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"If the landlord asks, you're a Chihuahua."
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Spent last night writing "I don't get it" under every single Facebook post
January 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Spent last night writing "I don't get it" under every single Facebook post
What ever happened to “fake news”? Is it all real now?
January 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
What ever happened to “fake news”? Is it all real now?
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I'm sorry your baby is crying right now. Have you tried taking it farther away from me?
January 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'm sorry your baby is crying right now. Have you tried taking it farther away from me?
My rods and cones have decided YOUR HEADLIGHTS ARE TOO EFFING BRIGHT!
I don’t think “causing temporary blindness”is quite the safety flex you think it is.
I don’t think “causing temporary blindness”is quite the safety flex you think it is.
January 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
My rods and cones have decided YOUR HEADLIGHTS ARE TOO EFFING BRIGHT!
I don’t think “causing temporary blindness”is quite the safety flex you think it is.
I don’t think “causing temporary blindness”is quite the safety flex you think it is.
It's a good thing I paid for the extra half point to lose so closely.
Side note, are people expected to watch when the lead gets to 25? 40?
Does the losing team all just sit down on the floor, trying to pass and shoot from a seated position?
Side note, are people expected to watch when the lead gets to 25? 40?
Does the losing team all just sit down on the floor, trying to pass and shoot from a seated position?
December 20, 2024 at 3:12 PM
It's a good thing I paid for the extra half point to lose so closely.
Side note, are people expected to watch when the lead gets to 25? 40?
Does the losing team all just sit down on the floor, trying to pass and shoot from a seated position?
Side note, are people expected to watch when the lead gets to 25? 40?
Does the losing team all just sit down on the floor, trying to pass and shoot from a seated position?
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Alternative responses to "I love you"
1. Unlikely
2. Who sent you?
3. I'll call an ambulance.
4. Nice try, NSA
5. For now
6. I see the curse has found me again
7. It's probably just the shoes
8. The monks warned me about this
9. You're after my ham, aren't you?
10. Oh no
1. Unlikely
2. Who sent you?
3. I'll call an ambulance.
4. Nice try, NSA
5. For now
6. I see the curse has found me again
7. It's probably just the shoes
8. The monks warned me about this
9. You're after my ham, aren't you?
10. Oh no
December 16, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Alternative responses to "I love you"
1. Unlikely
2. Who sent you?
3. I'll call an ambulance.
4. Nice try, NSA
5. For now
6. I see the curse has found me again
7. It's probably just the shoes
8. The monks warned me about this
9. You're after my ham, aren't you?
10. Oh no
1. Unlikely
2. Who sent you?
3. I'll call an ambulance.
4. Nice try, NSA
5. For now
6. I see the curse has found me again
7. It's probably just the shoes
8. The monks warned me about this
9. You're after my ham, aren't you?
10. Oh no