Lauren
@laurenenen.bsky.social
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icicles hanging from my nose, my breath forming a cloud in front of me, fleece mittens shoved in my pockets, I stagger to the coffee shop
barista: cold brew?
me: (nodding through a gigantic scarf that muffles my whole face) cold brew.
barista: cold brew?
me: (nodding through a gigantic scarf that muffles my whole face) cold brew.
January 15, 2026 at 2:37 PM
icicles hanging from my nose, my breath forming a cloud in front of me, fleece mittens shoved in my pockets, I stagger to the coffee shop
barista: cold brew?
me: (nodding through a gigantic scarf that muffles my whole face) cold brew.
barista: cold brew?
me: (nodding through a gigantic scarf that muffles my whole face) cold brew.
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[Election waiting room]
Me: [chanting] reconstruction, reconstruction-
Other voters: reconstruction, RECONSTRUCTION
Candidate I want to vote for: [pounding their clipboard] RECONSTRUCTION, RECONSTRUCTION, RECONSTRUCTION!
Me: [chanting] reconstruction, reconstruction-
Other voters: reconstruction, RECONSTRUCTION
Candidate I want to vote for: [pounding their clipboard] RECONSTRUCTION, RECONSTRUCTION, RECONSTRUCTION!
January 12, 2026 at 11:22 PM
[Election waiting room]
Me: [chanting] reconstruction, reconstruction-
Other voters: reconstruction, RECONSTRUCTION
Candidate I want to vote for: [pounding their clipboard] RECONSTRUCTION, RECONSTRUCTION, RECONSTRUCTION!
Me: [chanting] reconstruction, reconstruction-
Other voters: reconstruction, RECONSTRUCTION
Candidate I want to vote for: [pounding their clipboard] RECONSTRUCTION, RECONSTRUCTION, RECONSTRUCTION!
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BREAKING:
We've found 40+ cases of agents using banned chokeholds & other moves that can cut off breathing
People have had seizures. They passed out.
“I felt like I was going to die” said 16-yr-old citizen
Admin won't say whether any agents have been punished
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
We've found 40+ cases of agents using banned chokeholds & other moves that can cut off breathing
People have had seizures. They passed out.
“I felt like I was going to die” said 16-yr-old citizen
Admin won't say whether any agents have been punished
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
January 13, 2026 at 12:06 PM
BREAKING:
We've found 40+ cases of agents using banned chokeholds & other moves that can cut off breathing
People have had seizures. They passed out.
“I felt like I was going to die” said 16-yr-old citizen
Admin won't say whether any agents have been punished
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
We've found 40+ cases of agents using banned chokeholds & other moves that can cut off breathing
People have had seizures. They passed out.
“I felt like I was going to die” said 16-yr-old citizen
Admin won't say whether any agents have been punished
www.propublica.org/article/vide...
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i don’t mean to be dramatic but i’d pay a million dollars for this coat
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
i don’t mean to be dramatic but i’d pay a million dollars for this coat
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I am incandescently angry at this & the total cowardice of the Republicans in Congress who are not putting an end to this & this presidency immediately over this, the most important pillar of our entire national security strategy for 80 years.
Seeing Europeans contemplate creating a tripwire in Greenland is just depressing. That the US is now becoming Europe's enemy is so infuriating. So much wasted time, effort, capital, and so on for a non-threat (US has access to Greenland, it is protected by US already under NATO treaty).
“The US should thank Denmark for being a loyal ally,” says 🇸🇪 PM Kristersson at the annual Swedish Security Conference in Sälen.
Social Democratic opposition leader Andersson is open for sending European and Swedish troops to Greenland.
Social Democratic opposition leader Andersson is open for sending European and Swedish troops to Greenland.
January 11, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I am incandescently angry at this & the total cowardice of the Republicans in Congress who are not putting an end to this & this presidency immediately over this, the most important pillar of our entire national security strategy for 80 years.
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When the press asks “Will you stop killing civilians?” and Presidents Putin and Trump have to look at each other to see who is going to answer.
January 11, 2026 at 11:55 AM
When the press asks “Will you stop killing civilians?” and Presidents Putin and Trump have to look at each other to see who is going to answer.
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She is aggressively trying to turn the wheel AWAY from the ICE agent. It is her very last action. They provoke her, surround her, then kill her in cold blood. I have barely slept since this happened and I don't think I'll ever stop being angry about this.
i have watched the shooter's video. it's going to make you way the fuck madder.
I have watched the video. I think you probably do not need to watch the video. it shows what you think it's gonna show in terms of lack of justification.
January 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
She is aggressively trying to turn the wheel AWAY from the ICE agent. It is her very last action. They provoke her, surround her, then kill her in cold blood. I have barely slept since this happened and I don't think I'll ever stop being angry about this.
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the ICE officer calling a woman he just murdered a “fucking bitch” is visceral, but imo the most material new information in the latest video is that she very clearly turns the wheel away from the officer right before it happens
January 9, 2026 at 7:15 PM
the ICE officer calling a woman he just murdered a “fucking bitch” is visceral, but imo the most material new information in the latest video is that she very clearly turns the wheel away from the officer right before it happens
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A gentle reminder in your grief that Renee Good was out there to protect her Black and brown neighbors from ethnic cleansing. That is still the mission.
The focus should remain on slowing down the ethnic cleansing campaign and on protecting Black and brown families and communities from destruction.
The focus should remain on slowing down the ethnic cleansing campaign and on protecting Black and brown families and communities from destruction.
January 9, 2026 at 7:17 PM
A gentle reminder in your grief that Renee Good was out there to protect her Black and brown neighbors from ethnic cleansing. That is still the mission.
The focus should remain on slowing down the ethnic cleansing campaign and on protecting Black and brown families and communities from destruction.
The focus should remain on slowing down the ethnic cleansing campaign and on protecting Black and brown families and communities from destruction.
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Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis.
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
January 7, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Absolutely horrific details about an ICE shooting in Minneapolis.
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
A witness says a woman was trying to drive away from an ICE operation and the ICE agent "reached across the hood of the car and shot her in the face like three, four times."
Bovino was there.
www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
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Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
Christmas Day and Groundhog Day should switch places. Think about it: the groundhog’s shadow can be linked to how cold the coming winter will be, and we get to have Christmas lights up all January, brightening up the longest, dreariest month! I AM CORRECT and I will not hear otherwise!
We need to move Thanksgiving to April or something because three major holidays in ~6 weeks is entirely too much (I'd be fine yeeting Thanksgiving itself into the sun but I don't want to lose a holiday altogether and I think April could use a lil pep)
December 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Christmas Day and Groundhog Day should switch places. Think about it: the groundhog’s shadow can be linked to how cold the coming winter will be, and we get to have Christmas lights up all January, brightening up the longest, dreariest month! I AM CORRECT and I will not hear otherwise!
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Just because she's "anti-trump" now doesn't mean she's pro-anything you care about. She's still just an awful person, but without a key ally. Losing the ally doesn't change who she is
If getting a friendly write up in the NYT (lol) makes you reconsider her, that says more about you than it does her
If getting a friendly write up in the NYT (lol) makes you reconsider her, that says more about you than it does her
December 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Just because she's "anti-trump" now doesn't mean she's pro-anything you care about. She's still just an awful person, but without a key ally. Losing the ally doesn't change who she is
If getting a friendly write up in the NYT (lol) makes you reconsider her, that says more about you than it does her
If getting a friendly write up in the NYT (lol) makes you reconsider her, that says more about you than it does her
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Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like “Nice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!”
December 29, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Every installment of this MTG rehabilitation tour feels like “Nice Scorpion Regrets Past Stings, Needs Help With River Crossing!”
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im fully incapable of not howling along whenever werewolves of london comes on
December 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
im fully incapable of not howling along whenever werewolves of london comes on
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35 years and I finally have answers 🙏🏻
December 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
35 years and I finally have answers 🙏🏻
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it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
December 25, 2025 at 7:31 AM
it's crazy that 500 years ago, you would see the ruler of your country maybe once in your life and hear whispers that they're the Sun God, but now with social media, you get to see on a daily basis that they're the most unhinged, idiotic, and unhappy person you know
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The rush to put the Plagiarism and Lies Machine into every child’s hand is a transparent plot to stupefy the public and disarm them from being able to control their destiny and fight back against political elites. They need you ignorant to control you better.
"Elected officials must ensure that funding for technology
and training is readily at hand. Schools must allocate those funds in ways that prioritize student learning."
No. Elected officials must increase the number of teachers and their pay, and fund arts programs. "A.i." should get no money.
and training is readily at hand. Schools must allocate those funds in ways that prioritize student learning."
No. Elected officials must increase the number of teachers and their pay, and fund arts programs. "A.i." should get no money.
December 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The rush to put the Plagiarism and Lies Machine into every child’s hand is a transparent plot to stupefy the public and disarm them from being able to control their destiny and fight back against political elites. They need you ignorant to control you better.
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this house finch was dropping cherry blossoms on me like I was a Disney princess
December 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
this house finch was dropping cherry blossoms on me like I was a Disney princess
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
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call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
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You can very clearly see why someone whose job it is to protect war criminals would need this pulled from the airwaves: It’s visible proof the Trump administration is operating concentration camps.
I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
WATCH: Segment CBS News Pulled From "60 Minutes"
YouTube video by Phil Lewis
www.youtube.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
You can very clearly see why someone whose job it is to protect war criminals would need this pulled from the airwaves: It’s visible proof the Trump administration is operating concentration camps.
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CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.
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Behold the Vice President of the United States “refusing to take sides.“
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Behold the Vice President of the United States “refusing to take sides.“