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cat person, person person, fungeon master, musician, lgbtq+ justice enthusiast, believer that a better world is possible
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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December 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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ME: who called em fish boobs instead of shark hooteries
WIFE: no one. no one ever says any of those things
WIFE: no one. no one ever says any of those things
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
ME: who called em fish boobs instead of shark hooteries
WIFE: no one. no one ever says any of those things
WIFE: no one. no one ever says any of those things
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December 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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If evidence has been destroyed, juries are instructed that they can assume that evidence would have shown the defendant's guilt.
The Trump administration releasing only a portion of the Epstein files, and blacking out so much text in the files they did release, is clear evidence of Trump's guilt.
The Trump administration releasing only a portion of the Epstein files, and blacking out so much text in the files they did release, is clear evidence of Trump's guilt.
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If evidence has been destroyed, juries are instructed that they can assume that evidence would have shown the defendant's guilt.
The Trump administration releasing only a portion of the Epstein files, and blacking out so much text in the files they did release, is clear evidence of Trump's guilt.
The Trump administration releasing only a portion of the Epstein files, and blacking out so much text in the files they did release, is clear evidence of Trump's guilt.
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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To all the young people in New York and across our country who count on gender-affirming care:
I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care.
Your health care is still legal and protected.
I'll always fight for you.
I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care.
Your health care is still legal and protected.
I'll always fight for you.
December 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
To all the young people in New York and across our country who count on gender-affirming care:
I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care.
Your health care is still legal and protected.
I'll always fight for you.
I won't let this administration come for you, your doctors, or your lifesaving health care.
Your health care is still legal and protected.
I'll always fight for you.
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i honestly feel like this logic is just an extension of what I'd call the Default Billionaire Mindset, which is that anyone anywhere owning anything at all is an act of theft
Trump declares he is enacted a blockade on Venezuela until they "return the oil, land, and assets they've stolen from the United States."
This gaslighting is even worse than Bush demanding that Saddam Hussein "disarm his WMDs or the United States will invade," knowing full well Hussein had no WMDs.
This gaslighting is even worse than Bush demanding that Saddam Hussein "disarm his WMDs or the United States will invade," knowing full well Hussein had no WMDs.
December 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
i honestly feel like this logic is just an extension of what I'd call the Default Billionaire Mindset, which is that anyone anywhere owning anything at all is an act of theft
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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NEW — Trump has signed an executive order "designating illicit fentanyl and its core precursor chemical as weapons of mass destruction (WMD)." www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
As a reminder, The Handbasket had the scoop that this was coming back in MARCH:
As a reminder, The Handbasket had the scoop that this was coming back in MARCH:
Trump to declare 'illicit' fentanyl 'Weapon of Mass Destruction,' per draft EO
A copy of the draft was obtained and reviewed by The Handbasket.
www.thehandbasket.co
December 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
NEW — Trump has signed an executive order "designating illicit fentanyl and its core precursor chemical as weapons of mass destruction (WMD)." www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
As a reminder, The Handbasket had the scoop that this was coming back in MARCH:
As a reminder, The Handbasket had the scoop that this was coming back in MARCH:
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The actors you see in movies are probably home by now
December 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The actors you see in movies are probably home by now
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Tapping the sign again.
December 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Tapping the sign again.
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what if i had to drive from panama to new mexico and there was nobody else on the road the entire way but the government had mandated a speed limiter in my car so i couldn't gun it on the open road. i wouldn't be hurting anybody. that's not fair to me
December 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
what if i had to drive from panama to new mexico and there was nobody else on the road the entire way but the government had mandated a speed limiter in my car so i couldn't gun it on the open road. i wouldn't be hurting anybody. that's not fair to me
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Is his head worth a hat?
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Is his head worth a hat?
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President Trump has no more power to pardon Tina Peters on state charges than he has to declare flag burning illegal or to declare Sofia Vergara unattractive.
Simply saying it does not make it so.
Simply saying it does not make it so.
December 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
President Trump has no more power to pardon Tina Peters on state charges than he has to declare flag burning illegal or to declare Sofia Vergara unattractive.
Simply saying it does not make it so.
Simply saying it does not make it so.
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AG Weiser says Colorado will not release Tina Peters from the state prison in Pueblo if Peters' attorneys or representatives of President Trump show up and attempt to remove her from state custody.
December 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
AG Weiser says Colorado will not release Tina Peters from the state prison in Pueblo if Peters' attorneys or representatives of President Trump show up and attempt to remove her from state custody.
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this scam is particularly effective because the scammers imitate Michael’s standard email greeting: “I’m Michael Hobbes - yes, THAT Michael Hobbes.”
Scam alert: Someone is pretending to be me and reaching out to authors. The pitch contains enough specific details that it sounds plausible at first.
This is not me! I'm so sorry to anyone who has fallen for this.
This is not me! I'm so sorry to anyone who has fallen for this.
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
this scam is particularly effective because the scammers imitate Michael’s standard email greeting: “I’m Michael Hobbes - yes, THAT Michael Hobbes.”
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what’s up Joyce hear me out on this…Joyce Carol x Goats…cd be very powerful collab…hmu
December 9, 2025 at 6:56 PM
what’s up Joyce hear me out on this…Joyce Carol x Goats…cd be very powerful collab…hmu
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Fellas, is it halal to do mutual aid?
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Fellas, is it halal to do mutual aid?
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the three most important questions in pluribus:
1. is carol a homosexual?
2. can zosia say the n-word since she's everyone on earth?
3. does the hivemind believe life begins at conception?
1. is carol a homosexual?
2. can zosia say the n-word since she's everyone on earth?
3. does the hivemind believe life begins at conception?
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
the three most important questions in pluribus:
1. is carol a homosexual?
2. can zosia say the n-word since she's everyone on earth?
3. does the hivemind believe life begins at conception?
1. is carol a homosexual?
2. can zosia say the n-word since she's everyone on earth?
3. does the hivemind believe life begins at conception?