Will Morton
@macavity.bsky.social
Hackery / funny money / startups / history / strange things. Dadcore AF. Hopepunk as all hell. I wrangle computer @ Nvidia - previously I did things for Apple, Beats Music, @stake. Birth CO₂ 335. 社会人
The arcade games have gotten pretty meta these days
January 2, 2026 at 3:34 PM
The arcade games have gotten pretty meta these days
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McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat https://theonion.com/mcdonalds-brings-back-beloved-snack-rat/
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat https://theonion.com/mcdonalds-brings-back-beloved-snack-rat/
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Your teacher in 2005: don't use Wikipedia as a source! People can change it! Use dot gov sites!
Teacher in 2025: don't use dot gov sites, they say Tylenol causes autism. Wikipedia is curated by honest and trustworthy nerds who require real citations. 1
Teacher in 2025: don't use dot gov sites, they say Tylenol causes autism. Wikipedia is curated by honest and trustworthy nerds who require real citations. 1
December 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Your teacher in 2005: don't use Wikipedia as a source! People can change it! Use dot gov sites!
Teacher in 2025: don't use dot gov sites, they say Tylenol causes autism. Wikipedia is curated by honest and trustworthy nerds who require real citations. 1
Teacher in 2025: don't use dot gov sites, they say Tylenol causes autism. Wikipedia is curated by honest and trustworthy nerds who require real citations. 1
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Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Who will stop the Piano Man's reign of terror?!
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in seriousness I did some rough arithmetic some years back to figure this out. it’s a political question but the money is mostly already there theweek.com/articles/792...
December 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
in seriousness I did some rough arithmetic some years back to figure this out. it’s a political question but the money is mostly already there theweek.com/articles/792...
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speed dating but for finding a therapist
December 31, 2025 at 7:36 PM
speed dating but for finding a therapist
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2025 was one of the hottest years on record. It’s only going to get worse. From the Archives: Ajay Chaudhary argues that when it comes to fighting climate change, we are not, in fact, in it together.
We’re Not in This Together | Ajay Singh Chaudhary
One of the most common misconceptions concerning climate change is that it produces, or even requires, a united humanity.
thebaffler.com
December 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
2025 was one of the hottest years on record. It’s only going to get worse. From the Archives: Ajay Chaudhary argues that when it comes to fighting climate change, we are not, in fact, in it together.
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"Give me back my tablet" is the #1 nephew phrase which was probably also hollered four thousand years ago by a babylonian merchant
December 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
"Give me back my tablet" is the #1 nephew phrase which was probably also hollered four thousand years ago by a babylonian merchant
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This is still my all time favorite Twitter post. Just… Imagining this guy dropping that line, and then, confidently making an illegal move with her pieces.
December 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
This is still my all time favorite Twitter post. Just… Imagining this guy dropping that line, and then, confidently making an illegal move with her pieces.
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Jenny Holzer
April 17, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Jenny Holzer
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December 18, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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Important tip: You don't need to name your cat Chairman Meow to make the pun happen. Mao is already a homophone for "cat" in Chinese. You can just straight up name the cat Chairman Mao
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Important tip: You don't need to name your cat Chairman Meow to make the pun happen. Mao is already a homophone for "cat" in Chinese. You can just straight up name the cat Chairman Mao
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"If you must die anyway... better to die for something grand."
Why do Russians willing throw themselves into the meat grinder of Putin's failed war in Ukraine?
@ElviraBary explains the origins of Russia's death cult.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzcJ...
Why do Russians willing throw themselves into the meat grinder of Putin's failed war in Ukraine?
@ElviraBary explains the origins of Russia's death cult.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzcJ...
Why Russia Loves Death More Than Life: Inside Russia’s Death Cult
Inside Russia’s death cult and why the Kremlin still treats dying as a national duty.
👉 What World Leaders NEED to Know about Russia:…
www.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"If you must die anyway... better to die for something grand."
Why do Russians willing throw themselves into the meat grinder of Putin's failed war in Ukraine?
@ElviraBary explains the origins of Russia's death cult.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzcJ...
Why do Russians willing throw themselves into the meat grinder of Putin's failed war in Ukraine?
@ElviraBary explains the origins of Russia's death cult.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzcJ...
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>the gyre? narrowing
>falcon? hears the falconer
>things? sticking together
>center? holding
>mere anarchy? never heard of it
>blood-dimmed tide? locked up tight
>ceremony of innocence proceeding as normal
>the best have so much conviction
>the worst? listless and apathetic
we're all gonna make it
>falcon? hears the falconer
>things? sticking together
>center? holding
>mere anarchy? never heard of it
>blood-dimmed tide? locked up tight
>ceremony of innocence proceeding as normal
>the best have so much conviction
>the worst? listless and apathetic
we're all gonna make it
December 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
>the gyre? narrowing
>falcon? hears the falconer
>things? sticking together
>center? holding
>mere anarchy? never heard of it
>blood-dimmed tide? locked up tight
>ceremony of innocence proceeding as normal
>the best have so much conviction
>the worst? listless and apathetic
we're all gonna make it
>falcon? hears the falconer
>things? sticking together
>center? holding
>mere anarchy? never heard of it
>blood-dimmed tide? locked up tight
>ceremony of innocence proceeding as normal
>the best have so much conviction
>the worst? listless and apathetic
we're all gonna make it
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If you replace the word “woke” with “hippies” whenever it comes up in Conservative political discourse, you will instantly see it for the paper thin nonsense that it is.
December 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If you replace the word “woke” with “hippies” whenever it comes up in Conservative political discourse, you will instantly see it for the paper thin nonsense that it is.
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Here he is taking the photo.
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Here he is taking the photo.
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polymarket is taking bets on whether or not someone is going to kick me in the nuts on saturday. I find the incentives somewhat troubling
January 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
polymarket is taking bets on whether or not someone is going to kick me in the nuts on saturday. I find the incentives somewhat troubling
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Literally Jesus’s parents had to flee to another country with their baby to avoid the imperial police
Here’s the birth of Christ being defiled by masked federal thugs who think terrorizing marginalized people is funny.
Homeland Security would have zip-tied the baby Jesus if its agents had been deployed in Bethlehem.
Homeland Security would have zip-tied the baby Jesus if its agents had been deployed in Bethlehem.
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Literally Jesus’s parents had to flee to another country with their baby to avoid the imperial police
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😻😻😻HAPPY BADGER NOISES!
CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE EVENING!😻😻😻
CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE EVENING!😻😻😻
December 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
😻😻😻HAPPY BADGER NOISES!
CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE EVENING!😻😻😻
CLEANSING THERMONUCLEAR FIRE IS CANCELED FOR THE EVENING!😻😻😻