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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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new cinephile technique "method watching" when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character around your girlfriend for 2 months
August 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
new cinephile technique "method watching" when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character around your girlfriend for 2 months
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(My bloodied pokemon limping back to me, arm blown off) That dragon beast just summoned a meteor from the ether and it hit me with a fiery explosion
Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,
Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,
January 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
(My bloodied pokemon limping back to me, arm blown off) That dragon beast just summoned a meteor from the ether and it hit me with a fiery explosion
Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,
Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,
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they're water boarding me 'low and slow' in the coca cola cool zone at guantanamo
April 14, 2024 at 1:03 PM
they're water boarding me 'low and slow' in the coca cola cool zone at guantanamo
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when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence
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Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Man Trying To Enter Conversation Spends Few Minutes Smiling And Nodding At Edge Of Circle https://theonion.com/man-trying-to-enter-conversation-spends-few-minutes-smi-1819577205/
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here
Humanoid robot:
Humanoid robot:
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here
Humanoid robot:
Humanoid robot:
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COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK
October 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
COSTUME 2: GUY ON YOUR BLOCK WHO DONT KNOW BOUT NO "HALLOWEEN", HE JUST GOT OFF WORK
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you are kidding yourself if you carry a flickering lantern along the winding path through the dark woods and think that the approaching thunderous hoofbeats signal the arrival of anyone other than the inimitable headless horseman
October 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
you are kidding yourself if you carry a flickering lantern along the winding path through the dark woods and think that the approaching thunderous hoofbeats signal the arrival of anyone other than the inimitable headless horseman
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Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”
October 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”
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*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
November 7, 2024 at 10:11 PM
*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments
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if you are a musician and you hold the mic out for the crowd sing more than 3x, we are owed a refund. karaoke night is down the street, buddy.
September 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
if you are a musician and you hold the mic out for the crowd sing more than 3x, we are owed a refund. karaoke night is down the street, buddy.
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What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
September 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
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Robot meets bollard. Nothing beats the #WorldBollardAssociation
August 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Robot meets bollard. Nothing beats the #WorldBollardAssociation
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me (sober): i will not go to the town that is shrouded in fog to find my wife who has been dead for three years
me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?
me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?
August 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
me (sober): i will not go to the town that is shrouded in fog to find my wife who has been dead for three years
me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?
me (after three beers): could she really be here after all this time? in our special place?
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I filled an old windex bottle with holy water and spray my ghouls with it anytime they misbehave
August 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I filled an old windex bottle with holy water and spray my ghouls with it anytime they misbehave
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This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
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this has been my fixation for a while now
April 30, 2025 at 2:33 PM
this has been my fixation for a while now
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Eight year old: Who is the pope?
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
April 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Eight year old: Who is the pope?
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
Me: Begins to explain…
Eight year old, interrupting: “It turns out I don’t care about that.”
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Nice tiny clown car bitch, looks like shit. (45 clowns get out and step to me) Oh fuck
February 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Nice tiny clown car bitch, looks like shit. (45 clowns get out and step to me) Oh fuck
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(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others
February 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others
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please turn your sound on and enjoy this Music Dance Experience:
February 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
please turn your sound on and enjoy this Music Dance Experience:
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January 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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