Big mama
@mamashroom.bsky.social
Full time Harry stan part time giggler
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you think wonka ever… fucked the oompa loompas?
December 11, 2024 at 4:04 AM
you think wonka ever… fucked the oompa loompas?
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not enough people skedaddle these days
December 11, 2024 at 12:32 AM
not enough people skedaddle these days
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fa la la la la
la la la La Croix
la la la La Croix
December 4, 2024 at 4:37 PM
fa la la la la
la la la La Croix
la la la La Croix
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Like a blind hooker giving a hand job, I did not see that coming.
December 3, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Like a blind hooker giving a hand job, I did not see that coming.
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chat does this mole look weird to you
December 3, 2024 at 11:07 PM
chat does this mole look weird to you
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I’m choosing me and I will not be made to feel bad about that
September 10, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I’m choosing me and I will not be made to feel bad about that
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when I die please divide my ashes evenly between all my reusable water bottles
December 1, 2024 at 1:07 AM
when I die please divide my ashes evenly between all my reusable water bottles
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bluesky fact: it doesn’t actually matter what you call posts on here until you complain about it, then they’re skeets
November 30, 2024 at 11:58 PM
bluesky fact: it doesn’t actually matter what you call posts on here until you complain about it, then they’re skeets
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Get the last word and block.
Follow for more passive aggressive tips.
Follow for more passive aggressive tips.
November 27, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Get the last word and block.
Follow for more passive aggressive tips.
Follow for more passive aggressive tips.
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Told my mother flavor flav liked one of my skeets and all she said was "what"
November 27, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Told my mother flavor flav liked one of my skeets and all she said was "what"
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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.
November 25, 2024 at 4:04 PM
My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.
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Oh wow a “bird flu” no shit that is literally what they do.
November 20, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Oh wow a “bird flu” no shit that is literally what they do.
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Real Housewives of Waffle House
November 24, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Real Housewives of Waffle House
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MAGA trolls on Twitter continue to say Bluesky users are “all bots.”
Repost this and follow us if you’re a real person! 💙✌️
Repost this and follow us if you’re a real person! 💙✌️
November 24, 2024 at 7:23 PM
MAGA trolls on Twitter continue to say Bluesky users are “all bots.”
Repost this and follow us if you’re a real person! 💙✌️
Repost this and follow us if you’re a real person! 💙✌️
A starter pack for people who say they want to quit vaping but never try
November 20, 2024 at 8:13 PM
A starter pack for people who say they want to quit vaping but never try
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Just faked a smile and threw my back out.
November 18, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Just faked a smile and threw my back out.
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me, thinking: *today i’m going to be positive*
barista: howdy!
me: ah nuts
barista: howdy!
me: ah nuts
November 19, 2024 at 12:33 PM
me, thinking: *today i’m going to be positive*
barista: howdy!
me: ah nuts
barista: howdy!
me: ah nuts
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what if i prepared breakfast for you on my cast irons? what then?
November 17, 2024 at 12:40 PM
what if i prepared breakfast for you on my cast irons? what then?