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BLUESKY TIP
When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
BLUESKY TIP
When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
When you come upon a post from a stranger, target it by holding the triangle button. If the post glows green, it is about you. If it doesn’t, you can move along. Try to find all the posts about you each day!
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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i looked up Yaddle and i found out that Yaddle took a sabbatical on Kronk.
January 21, 2026 at 5:35 AM
i looked up Yaddle and i found out that Yaddle took a sabbatical on Kronk.
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When the dishwasher is full of clean dishes it's pregnant and when the dishwasher is empty it's in heat. And that's all I have to say about that.
January 11, 2026 at 3:38 PM
When the dishwasher is full of clean dishes it's pregnant and when the dishwasher is empty it's in heat. And that's all I have to say about that.
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Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care
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witch changing everything in Beast's castle: "okay, Lumiere, you'll be a candle.. Mrs Potts, teapot, obviously.. you there. what's your name?"
Kevin Catheter: "i'm.. uh. John Nice Vase Of Flowers"
Kevin Catheter: "i'm.. uh. John Nice Vase Of Flowers"
December 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
witch changing everything in Beast's castle: "okay, Lumiere, you'll be a candle.. Mrs Potts, teapot, obviously.. you there. what's your name?"
Kevin Catheter: "i'm.. uh. John Nice Vase Of Flowers"
Kevin Catheter: "i'm.. uh. John Nice Vase Of Flowers"
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i just told a child that the reason its best to eat eel on a train is that an eel and a train are shaped the same and it stunned the child into silence
December 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
i just told a child that the reason its best to eat eel on a train is that an eel and a train are shaped the same and it stunned the child into silence
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Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
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"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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i'm writing a screenplay called Heart Of A Champion about a guy who has a cold and has to sneeze and blow his nose all the time, but still gets a lot of work done on the computer. not sure yet but i think it'll probably wind up being a christian movie
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i'm writing a screenplay called Heart Of A Champion about a guy who has a cold and has to sneeze and blow his nose all the time, but still gets a lot of work done on the computer. not sure yet but i think it'll probably wind up being a christian movie
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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it's not FOR us
October 10, 2025 at 1:02 PM
it's not FOR us
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Huh, there's a box over there.
I wonder what's in that box.
I bet something useful might be stored around here.
If you stand in front of a box or chest, you can open it with 🅧.
I think I'm going to kill myself if you don't walk over to that box.
I wonder what's in that box.
I bet something useful might be stored around here.
If you stand in front of a box or chest, you can open it with 🅧.
I think I'm going to kill myself if you don't walk over to that box.
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Huh, there's a box over there.
I wonder what's in that box.
I bet something useful might be stored around here.
If you stand in front of a box or chest, you can open it with 🅧.
I think I'm going to kill myself if you don't walk over to that box.
I wonder what's in that box.
I bet something useful might be stored around here.
If you stand in front of a box or chest, you can open it with 🅧.
I think I'm going to kill myself if you don't walk over to that box.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
SCULLY: It's impossible. There's no one on earth who could teach you to fit that many marshmallows in your mouth.
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
MULDER: Daff righ...... No one...... on urff...
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the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
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I dreamt I saw a QR code that was all black
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I dreamt I saw a QR code that was all black
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*asking about a 4000 year gap on a resume* now it says here you were in “The Bog”?
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
*asking about a 4000 year gap on a resume* now it says here you were in “The Bog”?
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It's interesting that Einstein said "god does not play dice with the universe" when every other living thing we know of is hopelessly addicted to variable reward systems. It seems more like that playing dice is the only thing god would do with the universe
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It's interesting that Einstein said "god does not play dice with the universe" when every other living thing we know of is hopelessly addicted to variable reward systems. It seems more like that playing dice is the only thing god would do with the universe
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COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
November 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
COBBLER: Oh woe is me! I'm too poorly to finish these fine leather shoes!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
~next day~
COBBLER: Goodness! My work was finished overnight with perfect craftsmanship by kindly elves!
~that night~
COBBLER: (loudly) Oh how dearly I need to shave my armpits, pubic mound, legs and anus with no razor burn!
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Peacock Picks of the Week!
First up, the dinos are back and they're bigger...and hungrier than ever before! Then it's a brutal and salacious hour of child dismemberment. And finally we send it back over to the hardwood as the NBA's Western and Eastern Conferences mix it up in early season action!
First up, the dinos are back and they're bigger...and hungrier than ever before! Then it's a brutal and salacious hour of child dismemberment. And finally we send it back over to the hardwood as the NBA's Western and Eastern Conferences mix it up in early season action!
November 3, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Peacock Picks of the Week!
First up, the dinos are back and they're bigger...and hungrier than ever before! Then it's a brutal and salacious hour of child dismemberment. And finally we send it back over to the hardwood as the NBA's Western and Eastern Conferences mix it up in early season action!
First up, the dinos are back and they're bigger...and hungrier than ever before! Then it's a brutal and salacious hour of child dismemberment. And finally we send it back over to the hardwood as the NBA's Western and Eastern Conferences mix it up in early season action!
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