Regan M. Crispy
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Regan M. Crispy
@mariacrispy.bsky.social
Descendant of West Cork pirates, employment lawyer, anxiety hoarder, singer with The Last Train https://www.instagram.com/thelasttrainband?igsh=MTdyeG1jb3R5bGdlag==
“Are you human? Or are you turkey (sandwich)!”
December 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
What I enjoy most about watching Elf is the bewildered “I was in the Godfather!” look that so frequently crosses James Caan’s face. Exquisite
December 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I love you, you spicy bastard #turkeysandwich
December 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Watch Bono and Imelda May busking earlier this evening

Bono & Imelda May | Baby please come home @ The Gaiety Theatre, Dublin, 24.12.2025

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHxH...
Bono & Imelda May | Baby please come home @ The Gaiety Theatre, Dublin, 24.12.2025
YouTube video by dea.macedo
www.youtube.com
December 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“What if Scrooge just wanted a bum-hug” (my husband 22/12/2025)
December 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Illness in our house this Christmas but, on the plus side, my 7 year old has written a song about diarrhoea and it may be the greatest Christmas song(about diarrhoea) of all time
December 23, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Good forecast for tomorrow morning’s solstice sunrise!
December 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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As a rainforest forms naturally all around this boulder, so do the more sheltered, humid conditions allow a rich bed of mosses and other plants to recolonise.

Continual nature loss is not inevitable: the reverse is equally possible.
#Rewilding 🌍
December 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama.

Us: Across your entire career?

Reiner: In a 6 year period.

Us: That sounds-

Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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Spinal Tap is part of a holy triumvirate of things you discover in your early teens that unlock whether you are going to grow up to be funny if you imprint on them, the others being Monty Python and Mel Brooks.
"This is Spinal Tap" is probably the funniest movie ever made, absolutely hallucinatory in its perfection, like peak 30 Rock or golden-age Simpsons
December 15, 2025 at 9:47 AM
International treasure Zach Woods
Zach Woods is a funny motherfucker.
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Unimaginable evil
The number of global deaths of children under-5 is projected to increase this year (from 4.6m to 4.8m) for the first time this century. (FT)

The price of aid cuts.
December 8, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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I hate it when people misuse the word “decimate” and one tenth of me will die on this hill
August 6, 2023 at 12:56 AM
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
This is so disgusting.
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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with alt-text
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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If you only watch one clip from #LateLateToyShow - watch this CMAT crashing the gig - and these girls ! #Spéirghorm
www.rte.ie/player/serie... - no wonder everyone wants to be Irish :)
Toy Show Top Moments 2025 S01E18 - CMAT's Toy Show Surprise
CMAT joins the Toy Show's epic finale. Watch Toy Show Top Moments 2025 S01E18 - CMAT's Toy Show Surprise on RTÉ Player for free
www.rte.ie
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
The first movie was so boring. Why in the name of god are there two more?
I will never understand why James Cameron decided the waste the second half of his career making films about these godforesaken jungle smurfs.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com Hi Marie, sorry to bother but I’m trying to remember the name of the basic smartphone you mentioned on (I think) OGWN? My husband tried to buy a phone the other day and couldn’t cope with all the AI lunacy…
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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he's being turned into a pastry before our eyes
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I enjoyed this article so much I briefly turned into a bamboo
This kind of writing takes me back to when the internet was good
I wrote 4000 words about Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK, please read it before it gets taken down by HR
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Why yes, that are forcing me to wear human clothes for photographs like goddamn psychopaths
November 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Rise of Skywalker has major plot points so mind-numbingly awful (Palpatine, the wayfinder outline, etc) they are able break the suspension of disbelief in a cinematic universe where nobody cared when teddy bears with rocks defeated an army with laser guns and anti-gravity tech.
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Climate change affects EVERYTHING. It’s mad that the issue has become left-coded when it should be just reality-coded
Climate change is a kitchen table issue. For most people a home is their largest investment, when climate change depresses their property values or makes their home uninsurable, it's a huge economic hit.
Rising Home Insurance Premiums Are Eating Into Home Values in Disaster-Prone Areas
Changes in the insurance market have started to affect home prices in the most disaster-prone areas, new research finds, pushing some homeowners’ finances to the breaking point.
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM