DrunkAss
@maxhyde.bsky.social
🇨🇦Inconvenient, unconventional fucking shitshow
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DrunkAss
@maxhyde.bsky.social
· Sep 14
The fucking exceptional singularity that is you
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y'all don't get to know my Spotify Wrapped information, that embarrassing shit is between me and the god I do not believe in
December 3, 2025 at 10:50 PM
y'all don't get to know my Spotify Wrapped information, that embarrassing shit is between me and the god I do not believe in
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Mirror mirror on the wall why did I walk into this room?
December 2, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Mirror mirror on the wall why did I walk into this room?
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them: what child is this who laid to rest on mary’s lap is sleeping?
me: i dunno. mary’s?
me: i dunno. mary’s?
December 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
them: what child is this who laid to rest on mary’s lap is sleeping?
me: i dunno. mary’s?
me: i dunno. mary’s?
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If you want to feel like time is passing extremely slowly may I recommend the chair company
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If you want to feel like time is passing extremely slowly may I recommend the chair company
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If we can’t crash out here what is this place even for fr?
December 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If we can’t crash out here what is this place even for fr?
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I actually love getting blocked. I cum every time. Thanks for that.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I actually love getting blocked. I cum every time. Thanks for that.
*clutches fucking pearls*
I'm fucking stupefied I tell ya
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "fucking" (922×)
2. "fuck" (61×)
3. "shit" (31×)
4. "woohoo" (18×)
5. "happy" (17×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
I'm fucking stupefied I tell ya
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "fucking" (922×)
2. "fuck" (61×)
3. "shit" (31×)
4. "woohoo" (18×)
5. "happy" (17×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025
A recap of your year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your journey in the ATmosphere.
anisota.net
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
*clutches fucking pearls*
I'm fucking stupefied I tell ya
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "fucking" (922×)
2. "fuck" (61×)
3. "shit" (31×)
4. "woohoo" (18×)
5. "happy" (17×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
I'm fucking stupefied I tell ya
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "fucking" (922×)
2. "fuck" (61×)
3. "shit" (31×)
4. "woohoo" (18×)
5. "happy" (17×)
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
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collecting rain in wine glasses so i can have sips of the sky whenever i feel too mortal
November 14, 2025 at 6:50 PM
collecting rain in wine glasses so i can have sips of the sky whenever i feel too mortal
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Don’t ask a question and then resent the answer.
December 2, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Don’t ask a question and then resent the answer.
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It’s crazy that the people who usually have a problem with closed comments are the ones that are trying to comment stupid, rude shit. What a coincidence.
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It’s crazy that the people who usually have a problem with closed comments are the ones that are trying to comment stupid, rude shit. What a coincidence.
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People are temporary. The emotional damage from a good plot twist is forever.
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
People are temporary. The emotional damage from a good plot twist is forever.
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I told someone to fuck off and they did. It’s been a good day.
December 2, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I told someone to fuck off and they did. It’s been a good day.
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The biggest ick is when they don’t even care about their gut microbiome.
December 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The biggest ick is when they don’t even care about their gut microbiome.
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My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "fuck" (92×)
2. "morning" (65×)
3. "fucking" (55×)
4. "girl" (51×)
5. "block" (47×)
We’re not shocked.
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
1. "fuck" (92×)
2. "morning" (65×)
3. "fucking" (55×)
4. "girl" (51×)
5. "block" (47×)
We’re not shocked.
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025
A recap of your year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your journey in the ATmosphere.
anisota.net
December 2, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My most-used words in 2025 were:
1. "fuck" (92×)
2. "morning" (65×)
3. "fucking" (55×)
4. "girl" (51×)
5. "block" (47×)
We’re not shocked.
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
1. "fuck" (92×)
2. "morning" (65×)
3. "fucking" (55×)
4. "girl" (51×)
5. "block" (47×)
We’re not shocked.
See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest
Me? I don't fucking know, I guess I think most people fucking try too hard, think too fucking little and chase all the fucking wrong things in life...normal shit never brought me any fucking joy
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Me? I don't fucking know, I guess I think most people fucking try too hard, think too fucking little and chase all the fucking wrong things in life...normal shit never brought me any fucking joy
...and much like those fucking days of yore blazing trails in the forest as a child, there is no fucking cartology for where I'm headed
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 PM
...and much like those fucking days of yore blazing trails in the forest as a child, there is no fucking cartology for where I'm headed
Baby, you are the fucking miracle and I didn't even believe they fucking existed
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Baby, you are the fucking miracle and I didn't even believe they fucking existed
I'll be where ever I fucking need to be, unless that's fucking nowhere then I'll be where the fuck I want
December 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I'll be where ever I fucking need to be, unless that's fucking nowhere then I'll be where the fuck I want
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“I just want there to be a car that drives itself so I can get places without thinking about it”
hello, please meet: train.
also see: bus
hello, please meet: train.
also see: bus
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
“I just want there to be a car that drives itself so I can get places without thinking about it”
hello, please meet: train.
also see: bus
hello, please meet: train.
also see: bus
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Finally got my Christmas tree up
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Finally got my Christmas tree up
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*wife gets home while I'm eating dinner alone*
Her: Did you feed the kids already?
Me: Not yet.
Wife: *crosses arms*
Me: Look, when the oxygen masks drop down on the plane, who do you put it on first? Hmm?
Her: Did you feed the kids already?
Me: Not yet.
Wife: *crosses arms*
Me: Look, when the oxygen masks drop down on the plane, who do you put it on first? Hmm?
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
*wife gets home while I'm eating dinner alone*
Her: Did you feed the kids already?
Me: Not yet.
Wife: *crosses arms*
Me: Look, when the oxygen masks drop down on the plane, who do you put it on first? Hmm?
Her: Did you feed the kids already?
Me: Not yet.
Wife: *crosses arms*
Me: Look, when the oxygen masks drop down on the plane, who do you put it on first? Hmm?
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The yellow brick road was warning light yellow...dumbass.
December 1, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The yellow brick road was warning light yellow...dumbass.
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I can’t stop thinking about the babysitter. Mostly I wonder when she'll figure out that I'm never coming back.
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I can’t stop thinking about the babysitter. Mostly I wonder when she'll figure out that I'm never coming back.
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My anxiety is turning me into Xena Worrier Princess
November 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My anxiety is turning me into Xena Worrier Princess