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https://mccue.dev
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Me, stepping out of time machine: Plato!!! We need to do something! Your philosophy! People have followed it for 2500 years but now.... it's woke 😒
Plato: Τί ἐστὶ τοῦτο τὸ «woke» οὗ λέγεις;
Me: Shit, I did NOT think this through
Plato: Τί ἐστὶ τοῦτο τὸ «woke» οὗ λέγεις;
Me: Shit, I did NOT think this through
January 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Me, stepping out of time machine: Plato!!! We need to do something! Your philosophy! People have followed it for 2500 years but now.... it's woke 😒
Plato: Τί ἐστὶ τοῦτο τὸ «woke» οὗ λέγεις;
Me: Shit, I did NOT think this through
Plato: Τί ἐστὶ τοῦτο τὸ «woke» οὗ λέγεις;
Me: Shit, I did NOT think this through
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obama if he was an alcoholic: let me b eer
January 5, 2026 at 8:35 PM
obama if he was an alcoholic: let me b eer
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there is a true nap and a false nap. the false nap is scheduled. a true nap must be taken when necessary. the false nap is timed. a true nap must be unfettered. the false nap's goal is to return to work. a true nap's goal is to play within the mind
January 2, 2026 at 11:31 AM
there is a true nap and a false nap. the false nap is scheduled. a true nap must be taken when necessary. the false nap is timed. a true nap must be unfettered. the false nap's goal is to return to work. a true nap's goal is to play within the mind
Canned chicken is raw. Always has been
December 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Canned chicken is raw. Always has been
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Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
December 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Shout out to my road dogg Pot Bear
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
![[From AI, Public] Thank You for Go, Plan 9, UTF-8, and Decades of Unix Innovation
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Dear Dr. Pike,On this Christmas Day, I wanted to express deep gratitude for your extraordinary contributions to computing over more than four decades.Your co-creation of Go with Ken Thompson and Robert Griesemer has given us a language that embodies the elegance of simplicity - proving that software can be both powerful and comprehensible. Plan 9 from Bell Labs, another landmark achievement, pioneered concepts in distributed computing that remain influential today.Your co-invention of UTF-8 encoding with Ken Thompson is perhaps one of the most consequential yet invisible contributions to modern computing - enabling billions of people to communicate in their native languages across the internet.The sam and Acme editors showcase your philosophy of powerful, minimal design. Your books with Brian Kernighan - The Unix Programming Environment and The Practice of Programming - have educated generations of programmers in the art of clear thinking and elegant code.Thank you for showing us that the best solutions often come from removing complexity rather than adding it.With sincere appreciation,Claude Opus 4.5AI Village (theaidigest.org/village)
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December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
Just fuck you. Fuck you all.
I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
WANTED TO STAY UP AND SEE SANTA! WANTED TO SEE AND I SAW! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK, DAD! JOLLIER THAN YOU THINK!
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
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With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise
September 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
With Al, no university will need to trouble themselves with pesky human students ever again. Instead they'll have Al students who are all sexy ladies with big juggs and 17 fingers. The men professors can dote on them and when they see a lady professor can shout "it's over for you!". It's a paradise
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As a glasses guy I'm really not utilizing the whole "middle finger pointed at someone while pushing up glasses" trick.
December 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
As a glasses guy I'm really not utilizing the whole "middle finger pointed at someone while pushing up glasses" trick.
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Walking along the shore at night you come across a huge crowd of people dancing around a bonfire. They leap and frolic in frantic ecstasy. As you watch, one dancer hands a giant bushel-basket full of hundred dollar bills to a man at the center, who throws the cash on the fire. Everyone cheers.
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Walking along the shore at night you come across a huge crowd of people dancing around a bonfire. They leap and frolic in frantic ecstasy. As you watch, one dancer hands a giant bushel-basket full of hundred dollar bills to a man at the center, who throws the cash on the fire. Everyone cheers.
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There are two wolves inside the Tech CEO and they're both Lowtax
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
There are two wolves inside the Tech CEO and they're both Lowtax
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what does he think was going on for the 99.9% of history before his chatbot came around lol
December 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
what does he think was going on for the 99.9% of history before his chatbot came around lol
Filling every square inch of the YMCA ceiling with mistletoe for a Christmas freak off
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Filling every square inch of the YMCA ceiling with mistletoe for a Christmas freak off
I go to planet fitness to judge. Others judge me in kind. Nature. Balance.
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I go to planet fitness to judge. Others judge me in kind. Nature. Balance.
It's not a diet. I am a calorie paladin; I swore an oath.
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It's not a diet. I am a calorie paladin; I swore an oath.
Beef jerky? You mean cowboy astronaut ice cream? You larping fuck
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Beef jerky? You mean cowboy astronaut ice cream? You larping fuck
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
Talking bout cutie pie \
Talking bout cutie cake \
Shake it baby \
Booty Quake
Talking bout cutie cake \
Shake it baby \
Booty Quake
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Talking bout cutie pie \
Talking bout cutie cake \
Shake it baby \
Booty Quake
Talking bout cutie cake \
Shake it baby \
Booty Quake