Matt
@mearnsrea.bsky.social
Sports fan, public defender, dog person. He/him
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This is why you prosecute the Bush administration officials for the torture program
January 7, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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A touching tribute to Mike F
![Classic Mike F tweet:
Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g62tajye723r3fa4gqw7l7ql/bafkreiacssf7vnpkyqovhna4mfme3qexnhqifch625ta46ibfzgpswz6ue@jpeg)
January 7, 2026 at 2:40 AM
A touching tribute to Mike F
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Thinking about this and the Polymarket stuff at the same time and frowning
🟡 NEW: The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops.
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
News organizations held off on reporting Venezuela raid
The American news organizations held their stories over concerns about endangering US troops.
www.semafor.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Thinking about this and the Polymarket stuff at the same time and frowning
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/
Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice
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January 3, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice https://theonion.com/letter-to-congress/
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Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.
Alright Mariners fans, let's get the Etsy coven working on this
The Peruvian shamans are already 1 of 2 on the year
www.reuters.com/world/americ...
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Peru shamans foretell illness for Trump, Maduro's exile in 2026
Shamans in Peru gathered for an annual New Year's ritual on Monday where they made predictions for the year to come, including illness for U.S. President Donald Trump and the downfall of Venezuelan co...
www.reuters.com
January 3, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Alright Mariners fans, let's get the Etsy coven working on this
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first as tragedy then as farce. then as farce again. then farce one more time. a little more farce after that. then some farce. and then another farce and more farce after
July 11, 2024 at 6:10 PM
first as tragedy then as farce. then as farce again. then farce one more time. a little more farce after that. then some farce. and then another farce and more farce after
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Trump promised to bring back American industry but his administration can't even manufacture consent for unconstitutional war.
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Trump promised to bring back American industry but his administration can't even manufacture consent for unconstitutional war.
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god I hate the gym in January
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 PM
god I hate the gym in January
I'm a 1940's San Francisco private eye who hangs out in queer spaces and gets himself tangled up in a mess involving the vice squad, organized crime, and supernatural forces.
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I'm a 1940's San Francisco private eye who hangs out in queer spaces and gets himself tangled up in a mess involving the vice squad, organized crime, and supernatural forces.
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can’t wait for chris berman’s highlights tmrw night when he says “luther ‘white man’s’ burden”
December 29, 2025 at 4:41 AM
can’t wait for chris berman’s highlights tmrw night when he says “luther ‘white man’s’ burden”
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Why does Peacock all of a sudden suck at broadcasting at 8pm every Sunday night?
December 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Why does Peacock all of a sudden suck at broadcasting at 8pm every Sunday night?
It's too perfect. Did it happen at 6am?
every year on the day after Christmas I like to remember the fate of my first iPod in ~2003, when it malfunctioned in such a way that it would only play one song: brick by ben folds five
December 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
It's too perfect. Did it happen at 6am?
It's going to have to include some goy 100% earnestly saying "golem, I hardly know him!"
writing a horror movie about a jewish exorcist whose catchphrase is “dybbuk stops here”
December 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It's going to have to include some goy 100% earnestly saying "golem, I hardly know him!"
I'm going to start doing this so much now. Idris Elba? Nope, that's The Wire. Michael B. Jordan? Wrong again, that's The Wire. Amy Ryan? She's The Wire. Wood Harris? Creed the Third.
(whispering to date while daniel craig is onscreen) that’s Knives Out
December 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I'm going to start doing this so much now. Idris Elba? Nope, that's The Wire. Michael B. Jordan? Wrong again, that's The Wire. Amy Ryan? She's The Wire. Wood Harris? Creed the Third.
I dunno, but I bet it sounds great when Shoresy chirps it at the opposing bench
From the Atlantic attempt to justify Bari Weiss' decision. What's Canadian for "perfidious Albion?"
December 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I dunno, but I bet it sounds great when Shoresy chirps it at the opposing bench
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
This game rules. I hate both these teams and it's still entertaining
December 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This game rules. I hate both these teams and it's still entertaining
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