Yukon Cornelius
@mnguy.bsky.social
Licensed Plumbologist residing in SE Minnesota. Single father to a 13 yr. old son.
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Oh my god fine i’ll bite . Siri what is new york city
June 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Oh my god fine i’ll bite . Siri what is new york city
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interviewer: do u have any office experience
me: oh yah ive watched that show like 50 times
interviewer: [looks at the camera]
me: oh yah ive watched that show like 50 times
interviewer: [looks at the camera]
December 2, 2024 at 1:52 AM
interviewer: do u have any office experience
me: oh yah ive watched that show like 50 times
interviewer: [looks at the camera]
me: oh yah ive watched that show like 50 times
interviewer: [looks at the camera]
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I am sorry I am late the rhythm got me, as Gloria Estefan prophesied
November 20, 2024 at 8:37 PM
I am sorry I am late the rhythm got me, as Gloria Estefan prophesied
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I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12, whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
November 20, 2024 at 2:25 PM
I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my sense of humour suggests I'm 12, whilst my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.
She’s hot but pronounces pizza like Sza.
November 19, 2024 at 9:54 PM
She’s hot but pronounces pizza like Sza.
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date: i like a guy with self-confidence
me: he sounds nice
me: he sounds nice
November 18, 2024 at 1:54 AM
date: i like a guy with self-confidence
me: he sounds nice
me: he sounds nice
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when you wake up in the morning with a boner it’s called morning wood but when you wake up from a nap with a boner it’s called an automatic fail on your driver’s test
November 16, 2024 at 10:51 PM
when you wake up in the morning with a boner it’s called morning wood but when you wake up from a nap with a boner it’s called an automatic fail on your driver’s test
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If I’m reading their lips correctly, it looks like my neighbors are having an argument about the creepy guy next door.
November 15, 2024 at 9:44 PM
If I’m reading their lips correctly, it looks like my neighbors are having an argument about the creepy guy next door.
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Sending nudes to my comfort human because I need to feel something besides existential dread
November 15, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Sending nudes to my comfort human because I need to feel something besides existential dread
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It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
November 12, 2024 at 8:22 PM
It’s like my mom always said, what the fuck is wrong with you
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I know we are all concerned with the young male loneliness epidemic but has anyone ever thought to check on the middle aged dudes with money because I just saw a lime green Cybertruck and if that's not a huge cry for help
November 13, 2024 at 3:18 PM
I know we are all concerned with the young male loneliness epidemic but has anyone ever thought to check on the middle aged dudes with money because I just saw a lime green Cybertruck and if that's not a huge cry for help
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cabbage?? oh you mean nerd lettuce
November 13, 2024 at 1:32 PM
cabbage?? oh you mean nerd lettuce
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Who called it rimming and not tongue in cheek?
November 11, 2024 at 8:15 PM
Who called it rimming and not tongue in cheek?
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[franticly from the kitchen] kids pick up your shoes grandma has the zoomies again
August 1, 2024 at 7:17 AM
[franticly from the kitchen] kids pick up your shoes grandma has the zoomies again
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[second day as a drug dealer]
ME: do you guys want to buy any drugs?
JUDGE: no.
ME: do you guys want to buy any drugs?
JUDGE: no.
March 20, 2024 at 1:31 PM
[second day as a drug dealer]
ME: do you guys want to buy any drugs?
JUDGE: no.
ME: do you guys want to buy any drugs?
JUDGE: no.
Ahh Valentines Day. Special romantic occasions such as this call for the expensive lotion and a CLEAN sock.
February 14, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Ahh Valentines Day. Special romantic occasions such as this call for the expensive lotion and a CLEAN sock.
Is it weird that I find it fascinating and fun to walk around old rural cemeteries?
February 8, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Is it weird that I find it fascinating and fun to walk around old rural cemeteries?
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Whoa. Great lineup on both stages this year.
January 27, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Whoa. Great lineup on both stages this year.
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more like Trader Blows amirite
January 27, 2024 at 7:14 PM
more like Trader Blows amirite
Oh, you love America? Then name every American
January 27, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Oh, you love America? Then name every American
Two part question for middle aged guys: how long are you supposed to wait to pee after putting BioFreeze on your aching back and do I need to call an ambulance?
January 12, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Two part question for middle aged guys: how long are you supposed to wait to pee after putting BioFreeze on your aching back and do I need to call an ambulance?
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The best time to call me is text me
January 10, 2024 at 10:46 PM
The best time to call me is text me