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The dems are calling and texting me so much. It’s Harrisment.
November 2, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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When your dog ate something they shouldn’t
October 30, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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tbf, even if no one ever subscribed again, Jeff Bezos could create an endowment to pay salaries and pensions to every journalist who works for The Washington Post until the Earth is swallowed up by the Sun rather than punish the ones who work there now for the consequences of a decision he made.
The @washingtonpost.com has lost 200,000 subscribers, @npr.org says.

I understand the anger; many in the newsroom are angry, too. But how many stories won't get reported, and how many journalists will lose their jobs, because of a decision they had nothing to do with?

www.npr.org/2024/10/28/n...
200,000 subscribers desert 'Washington Post' after Bezos blocks Harris endorsement
Over 200,000 people canceled their subscriptions in the first few days following news that The Washington Post would not endorse any presidential candidate.
www.npr.org
October 28, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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go head on up to floor 7 if you’re gonna be a little bitch about it
October 28, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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kid phases
- Terrible Twos
- Bloodthirsty Threes
- Felony Fours
- Knife Fighting Fives
- Purse Snatching Sixes
- Incarcerated Sevens
October 23, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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doctor: i'm afraid you have Swiss diarrhea
me: holy shit
September 18, 2023 at 2:00 PM
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Got kicked out of Scale Model Club for suggesting we change our name to the Itty Bitty City Committee
October 21, 2024 at 10:54 PM
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David Lynch called me again last night, desperate. "What's another weird thing??" I dunno man, a toilet that argues. Lose my number
October 15, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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this is like when they put a lock on the dumpster
October 1, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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I keep coming back to Paxton’s definition of fascism.
September 30, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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squirrel: hey can i get that acorn in your yard

dog: no can do amigo

squirrel: why

dog: i don’t know but i need you to understand that i have a massive problem with it
September 25, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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hovering over his shoulder with my pants down while the 86 year old land lord unclogs my toilet for the 3rd time this week
September 24, 2024 at 9:13 PM
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Probably my favorite album of the past 10 years.

Keep You (10th Anniversary Edition)

pianosbecometheteeth.bandcamp.com/album/keep-y...
September 14, 2024 at 3:31 PM
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in the city of St. Louis, Missouri, there is a museum called the Museum of Illusions, and it has come to my attention that this is the URL of their website
September 7, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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cover your drink!
September 3, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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I don't know who to credit for this but it's perfect
August 20, 2024 at 5:24 PM
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bumper sticker that says "WE DON'T CALL 811" with a blacked-out profile of a shovel
April 18, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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In case I’m unhappy with my barber.
August 2, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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I’m no Biden fan but I have to admit this was a classy way to bow out
July 21, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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June 18, 2024 at 9:35 PM
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June 10, 2024 at 5:04 PM