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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀

@momercury.bsky.social

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snark, sarcasm, swears, and animal pics. Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:47swmvfvg34vdh3nufzothlt/feed/aaaakowm5uema 🐴 , 🐈 , 🐶, 🐐 , & 🐓 Foster CKCS. Spoonie. Queer. she/her #BanPuppyMills

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · Aug 16

Charlie has asked me to make a new pinned post.

First, he would like to remind everyone to find what brings you joy. We all need to hold onto something that brings us joy 💜

Second, he wants you to know that he strongly believes trans rights are not a purity test but a basic requirement.

tricolor Cavalier King Charles spaniel, laying on blue couch with green pillows in the background, looking at the camera sweetly, but also like he has something important to say

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 9h

Also pronouncing the T at the end of almost any word is a dead giveaway

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 12h

I'd fold your socks and underwear out of the dryer <slow wink>

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 2d

*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 10h

Quechee

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 2d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 10h

So awkward that I have to scream in my car because the Void crosses the street when it sees me

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · Sep 21

THE INVENTOR OF LIFE: imagine something that just gets progressively worse over time

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 10h

@cosmicclau.bsky.social leaving the scene of a skeets deep dive 💜💜💜
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a green bird is standing on a table next to a pile of books

Alt: a green parakeet runs towards the camera as an explosion happens behind him (it's cg the bird wasn't ever in danger)

media.tenor.com

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 10h

nobel peace prize is not awarded posthumously

just a little fun fact to file away for next year for absolutely no particular reason

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 11h

🤣🤣🤦‍♀️

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 11h

Have to acknowledge** not have acknowledged

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 11h

But I also have acknowledged that my wife is the one behind a good 30% of what I post (the best 30% obvi)

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 11h

In hindsight I should have probably done more hard drugs in my 20s it’s not like I was doing anything really tangible to pursue my dreams that it would have gotten in the way of

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 11h

I’ve always gone for funny people

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 14h

Sorry mods. Sorry god. I got angry because this guy was being mean to me on this free app. I deleted it. Don’t suspend me. My entire sense of self depends on it.

slarman.bsky.social @slarman.bsky.social · 14h

Reported. Sorry you're upset.

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 11h

That helps keep the skin tight

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · Oct 30

friendly reminder that the best way to apply your moisturizer is to slap it on

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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 11h

If you don’t want the public to see what you privately said because it makes you look bad whose fault is that?

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Spook E Peyote @niceandinnocent.bsky.social · 11h

In this house we call them skeets and it's spelled fuckaas

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💀 Bride of Mollystein 💀 @momercury.bsky.social · 11h

I believe that’s fuckaas, but THIS!

Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 11h

Don’t share AI memes you fuckass

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 12h

A drafts folder is just gooning for posting.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 14h

Bsky paid @doomkick.com’s moving expenses to Mastodon, because it was cheaper than buying new servers to support our mega-chats.

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Peace 🕊️ @peacebird.bsky.social · 12h

Wait, she’s boasting that she’s worked with Putin “in good faith” so that 8 Ukrainian children have been returned? 8 out of approximately 19,500?

www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/rus...

Melania Trump reveals she's worked with Putin for months to reunite Ukrainian children with families

First Lady Melania Trump said there were plans to reunite more Ukrainian children with their families soon.

www.cbsnews.com

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 2d

Unlike those tightwads at the DMV, I will accept your AARP card as a valid form of ID.

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Twisted Mare Stables @twistedmarestables.bsky.social · 11h

“Why Don’t My Pants Fit?”

And other mysteries for spooky season

A picture of the Reese’s peanut butter Oreos

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