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"the people of Iran right now are waging a war that Aleksandr and Sergei would be proud of" - chief marketing director of Compare The Meerkat, drying eyes
January 11, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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I avoided Home Assistant for the longest time for being a UI mess and this isn't helping my impression of it
January 8, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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There honestly cannot be a satire cutting enough to make fun of Americans. What the fuck do you mean the highest colonial ideal you could imagine was a parking lot with McDonald's on both sides
January 9, 2026 at 10:39 AM
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You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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Wrapped in warmth
January 7, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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VP Delcy Rodriguez, whom Trump indicated earlier today was collaborating with the US government, is live on television right now.

Earlier reports that she's in Russia are false. She's in Caracas with the rest of the cabinet.

Rodriguez: "We will never again be a colony for any empire"
January 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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This Heated Rivalry promotion is getting wild
January 2, 2026 at 5:43 AM
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Arakawa finds a locker present
December 23, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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January 2, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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Andrei Markov congratulates Carey Price on his first career NHL win (Oct. 10, 2007)

Lane Hutson congratulates Jacob Fowler on his first career NHL win (Dec. 11, 2025)
December 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
December 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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RIP Joe Biden. no draw a clock tests in heaven brother
November 30, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Why does every women in the government have the V for Vendetta haircut
"Another u-turn, how many is this now?

Bridget Phillipson: "No I don't accept that characterisation, I'm afraid"
November 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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rfk jr moaning in olivia nuzzi's ear
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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so one time when I walked into a gay bar with an accurate WW2 field officer uniform (for halloween) I nearly gave a regular a heart attack cause he met his first love in the service and thought he was dying.
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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hawkeye has died of a peanut allergy and will not be returning in Avengers 7: Dr Doom Does The Ultimate Sit Up
November 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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ceo of mcdonalds say big mac yum yum
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Why are so many top ESPN personalities helping Stephen A. Smith promote a sketchy solitaire app?

awfulannouncing.com/espn/mina-ki...
Top ESPN personalities are selling out for Stephen A. Smith's sketchy solitaire app
ESPN personalities like Mina Kimes, Laura Rutledge, and Kendrick Perkins are advertising a dubious solitaire app endorsed by Stephen A. Smith.
awfulannouncing.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM