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Does me knowing that I am an idiot make me more of an idiot or less?
Never miss an opportunity to STFU
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Never miss an opportunity to STFU
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Eulogies are just goth stand-up.
December 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Eulogies are just goth stand-up.
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River Side Winterfest is scheduled for Jan. 31, as long as it's cold. Last year it was 52 and rainy and just the most depressing goddamn thing ever.
December 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
River Side Winterfest is scheduled for Jan. 31, as long as it's cold. Last year it was 52 and rainy and just the most depressing goddamn thing ever.
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the most cursed nfl franchise is pretty obviously the diamondbacks, who in 1998 were transformed into an arizona baseball team by an evil wizard. i'm surprised this is ever debated
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
the most cursed nfl franchise is pretty obviously the diamondbacks, who in 1998 were transformed into an arizona baseball team by an evil wizard. i'm surprised this is ever debated
This, too, shall pass
December 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This, too, shall pass
Netflix, etc. should add a new genre: Unintentional Comedy for dramas, cop shows, etc. that are so bad they are funny
December 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Netflix, etc. should add a new genre: Unintentional Comedy for dramas, cop shows, etc. that are so bad they are funny
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NFL Scheduler before the season: yissss Broncos and Chiefs on Christmas night! What a delightful treat for the fans
NFL Scheduler yesterday: …shit
NFL Scheduler yesterday: …shit
December 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
NFL Scheduler before the season: yissss Broncos and Chiefs on Christmas night! What a delightful treat for the fans
NFL Scheduler yesterday: …shit
NFL Scheduler yesterday: …shit
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I think @jonbois.bsky.social does not get the recognition he deserves.
December 12, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I think @jonbois.bsky.social does not get the recognition he deserves.
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1. What is this guy’s name?
2. Man, what is the ONE thing, EVER, that he asked you not to do?
2. Man, what is the ONE thing, EVER, that he asked you not to do?
December 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
1. What is this guy’s name?
2. Man, what is the ONE thing, EVER, that he asked you not to do?
2. Man, what is the ONE thing, EVER, that he asked you not to do?
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FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
SILVER SPRING, MD—Praising the drug’s ability to quickly and effectively increase fatalities amongst the nation’s opioid users, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a new nasal spray Wednesd...
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December 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
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*slowly puts earbuds in during your story*
December 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
*slowly puts earbuds in during your story*
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I considered learning the saxophone. Then I realized the only thing more tragic than a sad, sixty-two-year-old man is a sad, sixty-two-year-old man forcing his neighbours to listen to him learn "Careless Whisper."
December 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I considered learning the saxophone. Then I realized the only thing more tragic than a sad, sixty-two-year-old man is a sad, sixty-two-year-old man forcing his neighbours to listen to him learn "Careless Whisper."
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Tr*** signed the bill to release the Epstein files because they have been scrubbed of anything embarrassing to him or his henchmen
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Tr*** signed the bill to release the Epstein files because they have been scrubbed of anything embarrassing to him or his henchmen
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milli vanilli should have doubled down on the lip syncing and said everyone else were suckers for not using it
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
milli vanilli should have doubled down on the lip syncing and said everyone else were suckers for not using it
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My therapist says I need to be less resentful and the more I think about it, the more it pisses me off
November 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
My therapist says I need to be less resentful and the more I think about it, the more it pisses me off
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nobody wants to hear about your problems
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
nobody wants to hear about your problems
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We are all human, we all need the same things to thrive: to be nurtured, to feel safe, loved, to have a home, family, food, clean water, clothing, and a feeling of belonging. So, why can’t we find a peaceful way to coexist?
June 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
We are all human, we all need the same things to thrive: to be nurtured, to feel safe, loved, to have a home, family, food, clean water, clothing, and a feeling of belonging. So, why can’t we find a peaceful way to coexist?
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My phone has just autocorrected “The Animals of Farthing Wood” to “The Animus of Farting Wookiee" so if you’re reading this, George Lucas, the ball’s in your court.
June 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
My phone has just autocorrected “The Animals of Farthing Wood” to “The Animus of Farting Wookiee" so if you’re reading this, George Lucas, the ball’s in your court.
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It's definitely necessary to believe that my gorgeous neighbor went through her favorite restaurant and separate business.
Not only can I spell the top ten commonly misspelled words, I just wrote a pretty stupid sentence with them and made you read it. I'm so powerful.
Not only can I spell the top ten commonly misspelled words, I just wrote a pretty stupid sentence with them and made you read it. I'm so powerful.
May 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It's definitely necessary to believe that my gorgeous neighbor went through her favorite restaurant and separate business.
Not only can I spell the top ten commonly misspelled words, I just wrote a pretty stupid sentence with them and made you read it. I'm so powerful.
Not only can I spell the top ten commonly misspelled words, I just wrote a pretty stupid sentence with them and made you read it. I'm so powerful.
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Scientists recorded the sound of two helium atoms laughing.
HeHe.
HeHe.
May 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Scientists recorded the sound of two helium atoms laughing.
HeHe.
HeHe.
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