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his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
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We can’t reform a program from the George W. Bush era that was designed to attack our communities.
Read my full statement here:
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Read my full statement here:
www.facebook.com/100063660716...
January 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
We can’t reform a program from the George W. Bush era that was designed to attack our communities.
Read my full statement here:
www.facebook.com/100063660716...
Read my full statement here:
www.facebook.com/100063660716...
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Hey man! It's Mike! Remember? I was a guest on your podcast, talking about how single men can unethically source placental waste? You banned me from a second appearance right away? Your contact at BetterHelp killed herself in the middle of my ad read? Huh. Maybe I've confused you for someone else.
January 6, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Hey man! It's Mike! Remember? I was a guest on your podcast, talking about how single men can unethically source placental waste? You banned me from a second appearance right away? Your contact at BetterHelp killed herself in the middle of my ad read? Huh. Maybe I've confused you for someone else.
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I think the most straightforward framing that captures the severity of the situation is that the government of the United States has been seized by a mad authoritarian regime not meaningfully distinct from Putin or Kim or, well, Maduro, and its members must be brought to harsh justice
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I think the most straightforward framing that captures the severity of the situation is that the government of the United States has been seized by a mad authoritarian regime not meaningfully distinct from Putin or Kim or, well, Maduro, and its members must be brought to harsh justice
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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‘obviously this had to be done but i should have been consulted first’ a powerful message sir
January 3, 2026 at 6:13 PM
‘obviously this had to be done but i should have been consulted first’ a powerful message sir
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"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
![mikefossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
DinkMagic: Ever seen this before [I throw my hat like a frisbee 10 feet away and jump over near it]
mikefossey: [I run down a flight of stairs, stop at the second to last step, I pause, and then I jump the last two steps. I do not land it]
DinkMagic: [i throw a grape up in the air and open my mouth but i get scared that i breathed in some fluff and start choking violently]
mikefossey: [I'm doing a mime act where I pretend to pull on a rope but I somehow accidentally grab a real rope and I pull myself off stage]
DinkMagic: [im cooking an omelette and i flip the pan and snatch the omelette out of the air with my hand burning myself] tadaa](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreicpeii4u2iirkgscaerpb5tltbs4ohykg2obbvchzo56pjzo4juie@jpeg)
![mikefossey: [I kick some dust at a guy after losing an argument but the dust flies up into my mouth and I cough so hard I barf]
DinkMagic: [my friend says im going to the store toss me your keys but i see a strange bird and instead throw my wallet in the ditch]
mikefossey: [guy passes me on the highway and flips me off, I throw a full cup of coffee at my own windshield and it spills all over the car]
DinkMagic: [i toss an apple into my elbow-pit to bounce it back out but i miss and try to bite it out of the air but bite my tongue]
mikefossey: [I try to throw a beer can into the recycle but it hits the trash can instead and it's still mostly full so it knocks it over]
DinkMagic: [2 girls are arguing i say here let me solve this and i flip a gold coin i bought on ebay so hard it breaks a fluorescent tube](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreid5fec634tvopl2nybom2l7yrys7hrqbgrpq5gneukqiwt3zm44qu@jpeg)
![mikefossey: [I ask the guy at the store to recommend me a beer and he talks to me for 23 minutes before he realizes i think beer is wine]
DinkMagic: [i ask to be excused from dinner to do homework & then phone my mom because i broke my wrist playing street fighter at 7-11]
mikefossey: [I bite a gold coin to see if it's real, but it's chocolate. I try to play it cool and eat the whole thing without unwrapping it]
DinkMagic: [a teams softball rolls near me] i got this my friends a cuban pitcher [i throw the ball into the back of my own head & faint]
mikefossey: Here, let me park for you, Im really good at parallel parking [i walk over to the driver side and slam my dick in the car door]
DinkMagic: [i testify under oath that i thought a mortgage was a special kind of measuring tape]
mikefossey: [I'm cracking my knuckles and limbering up to fight but then a guy who's on his way to another fight accidentally knocks me over]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreihgywpjsvklyn2mdkfnvn2e4rknldwwa6brmtfkfkrpimkjj76tp4@jpeg)
![DinkMagic: [i ask the butcher for two pounds of boneless chicken Brent]
mikefossey: [at a dinner party I lean on the grand piano while telling a story, but the lid is open and I fall into it, hitting every string]
DinkMagic: [i get anxious at a fancy bar and order a martini and then say "could you imagine if this was soup" to no one really loud]
mikefossey: I try to open a beer with a lighter but I shatter the bottle and cut my hand, and also light my shirt on fire with the lighter]
DinkMagic: [i ride up on my new dirtbike revving it, and set the kickstand down on my own foot and start crying]
mikefossey: [I get water up my nose while I'm doing the dishes and knock my glasses into the garbage disposal when I go to rub my nose]
DinkMagic: [i get angry that I got confused & told an Italian that pizza came from Russia I drive to little Caesars & throw a stone at it](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jir6yritppwxbc3wy6mdbngv/bafkreifw77g6afsgy7rhshwknw4kcdgujwj4al6ymbwiawohrn6wc5hpme@jpeg)
December 26, 2024 at 9:16 PM
"its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do" is one of my all time favorite tweets, but as a public service I share this tumblr collection of the entire 26-tweet reply chain it was part of (courtesy of haywire4) www.tumblr.com/haywire4/173...
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I’m running for Congress to put power back in your hands. Working families deserve to thrive, not be squeezed out of the communities they love. I will fight for the working class, not the donor class. Watch why this moment is ours ✌🏽
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTsV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTsV...
Jonathan Paz for Congress MA 5th District
YouTube video by Jonathan Paz
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December 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I’m running for Congress to put power back in your hands. Working families deserve to thrive, not be squeezed out of the communities they love. I will fight for the working class, not the donor class. Watch why this moment is ours ✌🏽
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTsV...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTsV...
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There can’t be a more horrific insight into the sickness of the US’s gun crime epidemic than the fact two survivors of Brown University had already survived school shootings. One was shot in the abdomen in 2016, while her best friend died. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Two survivors of Brown University attack escaped other school shootings
Mia Tretta was shot in the abdomen in 2019 at a school near LA and Zoe Weissman witnessed a Florida shooting in 2018
www.theguardian.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
There can’t be a more horrific insight into the sickness of the US’s gun crime epidemic than the fact two survivors of Brown University had already survived school shootings. One was shot in the abdomen in 2016, while her best friend died. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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server keeps coming over to ask how the food is, bruh how long you been workin here? they aint give you a taste yet? 😂😂
December 14, 2025 at 12:21 AM
server keeps coming over to ask how the food is, bruh how long you been workin here? they aint give you a taste yet? 😂😂
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Calling all office nerds 😎 the Office Mimics are now available (for free) in my Kofi! These are a set of .ico files to customize your folder/program icons with!
ko-fi.com/s/3683ca94cb
These were super fun to make, hope you have fun customizing your desktop using these!
#pixelart #mimic
ko-fi.com/s/3683ca94cb
These were super fun to make, hope you have fun customizing your desktop using these!
#pixelart #mimic
December 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Calling all office nerds 😎 the Office Mimics are now available (for free) in my Kofi! These are a set of .ico files to customize your folder/program icons with!
ko-fi.com/s/3683ca94cb
These were super fun to make, hope you have fun customizing your desktop using these!
#pixelart #mimic
ko-fi.com/s/3683ca94cb
These were super fun to make, hope you have fun customizing your desktop using these!
#pixelart #mimic
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404 Media is making a print zine! About the surveillance technologies used by ICE. 16 pages, riso printed. Shipping early January. Features reworked versions of our best reporting and a few new things. We're very excited! And hope to do more if people like it:
www.404media.co/404-media-is...
www.404media.co/404-media-is...
404 Media Is Making a Zine
We are publishing a risograph-printed zine about the surveillance technologies used by ICE.
www.404media.co
December 8, 2025 at 3:42 PM
404 Media is making a print zine! About the surveillance technologies used by ICE. 16 pages, riso printed. Shipping early January. Features reworked versions of our best reporting and a few new things. We're very excited! And hope to do more if people like it:
www.404media.co/404-media-is...
www.404media.co/404-media-is...
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Got rid of Spotify this year. Glad as I am to not support them, I was bummed I wouldn’t get my 2025 Wrapped.
All that’s changed. I just received this AMAZING letter from my personal music curator Tunes Michaels. He’s been incredible at making CD playlists that cater to my tastes. Highly recommend
All that’s changed. I just received this AMAZING letter from my personal music curator Tunes Michaels. He’s been incredible at making CD playlists that cater to my tastes. Highly recommend
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Got rid of Spotify this year. Glad as I am to not support them, I was bummed I wouldn’t get my 2025 Wrapped.
All that’s changed. I just received this AMAZING letter from my personal music curator Tunes Michaels. He’s been incredible at making CD playlists that cater to my tastes. Highly recommend
All that’s changed. I just received this AMAZING letter from my personal music curator Tunes Michaels. He’s been incredible at making CD playlists that cater to my tastes. Highly recommend
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I'm sorry I fucking hate the fact I have to deal with short-form video platforms. TikTok blocked my video about the Nazi content spreading across their own platform. Fine to make as many Charlie Kirk Sonnenrad brainrot videos as you want but it's apparently a problem to talk about it!!
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I'm sorry I fucking hate the fact I have to deal with short-form video platforms. TikTok blocked my video about the Nazi content spreading across their own platform. Fine to make as many Charlie Kirk Sonnenrad brainrot videos as you want but it's apparently a problem to talk about it!!
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TRUMP: I am going to kill you.
DEMOCRATS: 𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘺!!
DEMOCRATS: 𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘺!!
Donald Trump should keep his reckless mouth shut.
November 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
TRUMP: I am going to kill you.
DEMOCRATS: 𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘺!!
DEMOCRATS: 𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘺!!
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Weird how conservatives didn't mention all those years that they think it's fine to fire people for their beliefs! What an unfortunate misunderstanding we've had around this. Oh well!
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Weird how conservatives didn't mention all those years that they think it's fine to fire people for their beliefs! What an unfortunate misunderstanding we've had around this. Oh well!
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we’re getting farther and farther away from the world of actual stuff. every day a new barrier between me and a thing i can touch with my hands and drink with my mouth. the cappa frappa assholes didn’t know how dumb things could get and for that matter neither do i
November 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
we’re getting farther and farther away from the world of actual stuff. every day a new barrier between me and a thing i can touch with my hands and drink with my mouth. the cappa frappa assholes didn’t know how dumb things could get and for that matter neither do i
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it is frankly a *scathing* indictment of the White House press corps
I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
it is frankly a *scathing* indictment of the White House press corps
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November 18, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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The fact that no one in the room stood up for her says a lot about how we got here bsky.app/profile/pale...
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The fact that no one in the room stood up for her says a lot about how we got here bsky.app/profile/pale...
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Mike McDaniel right now
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Mike McDaniel right now
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Mike Mcdaniel has committed the unforgivable sin of turning me into a just kick the field goal guy
November 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Mike Mcdaniel has committed the unforgivable sin of turning me into a just kick the field goal guy
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I would in fact argue that we live in an anti-merit society and most of us should take great comfort in the fact that imposter syndrome has never been less convincing
i have had a lot of success staying sane by refusing to litigate who deserves what as much as possible. not my business if a journalist went seekingarrangement mode on a disgustoid. not my business what she got out of it. i look at it, think ‘hm. bummer!’ and im onto the next thing within the minute
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I would in fact argue that we live in an anti-merit society and most of us should take great comfort in the fact that imposter syndrome has never been less convincing
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the thing about “the government can do bad things but we’re not allowed to” is that the objectionable part is the first half of the sentence
I mean government accounts are making explicit death threats as we speak on here and crickets so I think that might be more why people are mad?
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
the thing about “the government can do bad things but we’re not allowed to” is that the objectionable part is the first half of the sentence
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it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it's so funny that alex jones was totally right about everything, the government is a bunch of drug-addled pedophiles and masked regime thugs are grabbing people off the streets, and now he has to pretend it's all a hoax